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(WFLA Tampa Bay)   Say what you will about California, but we don't have this NOPE problem   (wfla.com) divider line
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2022-09-21 5:39:20 PM  
I used to live in FL and California, at least most of the creatures have legs.
 
2022-09-21 5:55:42 PM  
Better than alligators in the back yard...
 
2022-09-21 6:22:09 PM  
'Hello, we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty...'
 
2022-09-21 6:22:19 PM  
Well then Subby I will say what I want about California...

California is terrific.
 
2022-09-21 6:23:34 PM  
Your nope problems are mountain lions.
 
2022-09-21 6:27:26 PM  
that's not a problem, that's a handbag!
 
2022-09-21 6:27:58 PM  
Thats not a nope... thats a bug exterminator.
 
2022-09-21 6:29:06 PM  
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2022-09-21 6:31:32 PM  
living in Florida, i like the 4 legged animals here, not the 2 legged ones in California.
 
2022-09-21 6:34:34 PM  
In Florida, the State is full of monitors. In Soviet California, State monitors YOU.

/Second choice California joke: Yeah, in CA it would be a homeless guy pooping on your porch,
 
2022-09-21 6:34:55 PM  
"Do you have some time for me to tell you about our Lord and Savior, The Jesus Lizard?"

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2022-09-21 6:37:08 PM  
I think it's nifty, not a nope.
 
2022-09-21 6:38:31 PM  

WTP 2: living in Florida, i like the 4 legged animals here, not the 2 legged ones in California.


Birds?
 
2022-09-21 6:38:45 PM  

WTP 2: living in Florida, i like the 4 legged animals here, not the 2 legged ones in California.


Birds?  Bats?  T-Rex?  Monkees?  Apes?  Kangaroos?  Wallaby?
 
2022-09-21 6:39:58 PM  
That's someone's pet. Tail is way too thick. Plus it looks like a Savanah monitor instead of a invasive Nile.
 
2022-09-21 6:41:00 PM  

thedumbone: WTP 2: living in Florida, i like the 4 legged animals here, not the 2 legged ones in California.

Birds?  Bats?  T-Rex?  Monkees?  Apes?  Kangaroos?  Wallaby?


Sorry, friend.
This is me when I see low-hanging fruit.
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2022-09-21 6:42:53 PM  

WTP 2: living in Florida, i like the 4 legged animals here, not the 2 legged ones in California.


You live in Pt. Charlotte.  I live on the old Kingsway golf course up Kings Hwy (the golf course Allegiant bought).  In my backyard, I've had alligators, turkeys, Sandhill Cranes, Blue Herons, and gopher tortoises. It's my own little zoo.  I love it.  It's rural and quiet.  Especially in the summer when the snowbirds are gone.
 
2022-09-21 6:44:38 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: That's someone's pet. Tail is way too thick. Plus it looks like a Savanah monitor instead of a invasive Nile.


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2022-09-21 6:46:00 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: drjekel_mrhyde: That's someone's pet. Tail is way too thick. Plus it looks like a Savanah monitor instead of a invasive Nile.

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Sorry.  I'm afraid I'm on a bit of a tear this afternoon.  I think I need a juice box and a nap.
 
2022-09-21 6:47:02 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: thedumbone: WTP 2: living in Florida, i like the 4 legged animals here, not the 2 legged ones in California.

Birds?  Bats?  T-Rex?  Monkees?  Apes?  Kangaroos?  Wallaby?

Sorry, friend.
This is me when I see low-hanging fruit.
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Fucking shit!  :)

/Just learned about FarkUnits and the SwearJar.
 
2022-09-21 6:47:41 PM  
I've seen one of these, two years ago, hanging out on the bank of a retention pond in Punta Gorda.

It's not an active concern in my community. We're worried about gators and black widow spiders
 
2022-09-21 6:47:43 PM  

skinink: "Do you have some time for me to tell you about our Lord and Savior, The Jesus Lizard?"


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"Hey, where's your pass?"

/Hall monitor lizard
 
2022-09-21 6:53:06 PM  
That's the new home security monitoring service. It's just making sure you're ok.

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2022-09-21 7:03:55 PM  
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2022-09-21 7:11:48 PM  
If it's cold or hot outside and/or it's hungry, bring it in!


/Why yes I am a white women
//Of course I would have let it in and fed it
///crazy threes!
 
2022-09-21 7:19:07 PM  

WTP 2: living in Florida, i like the 4 legged animals here, not the 2 legged ones in California.


You've got more than your share of derpy 2 legged ones there too, including your governor, don't even kid yourself.

Which state has the Fark tag again?
 
2022-09-21 7:19:25 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Well then Subby I will say what I want about California...

California is terrific.


SSSH DON'T TELL THEM THAT
 
2022-09-21 7:23:50 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: I've seen one of these, two years ago, hanging out on the bank of a retention pond in Punta Gorda.

It's not an active concern in my community. We're worried about gators and black widow spiders


Unless you still use an outhouse, you have to actually try to get bitten by a black widow.
 
2022-09-21 7:39:58 PM  
California. Our Governor doesn't eat babies.
 
2022-09-21 7:44:43 PM  
Some monitor that is no CRT or brightness/contrast knobs.
 
2022-09-21 7:47:29 PM  
well at least it's not a human eating spaceship alien
 
2022-09-21 8:15:10 PM  
Even with all the things that can kill you in Australia, I still think I'd choose to live there over Florida.
 
2022-09-21 8:26:35 PM  
As a resident of SF, I would gladly trade a lizard infestation problem to some of the problems the city currently has.
 
2022-09-21 8:35:41 PM  
So, do they taste like chicken?
 
2022-09-21 10:33:37 PM  

Sleeper_agent: Unless you still use an outhouse, you have to actually try to get bitten by a black widow.


This, for the most part.  Black/brown widows that I find outside or in the garage get left alone.  Widows inside the house get relocated.  Sac spiders die with extreme prejudice, though.  They'll bite you because fark you, that's why.
 
2022-09-22 12:04:22 AM  

moike: As a resident of SF, I would gladly trade a lizard infestation problem to some of the problems the city currently has.


No shiat. Techbros are the worst!
 
2022-09-22 1:31:57 AM  

Nimbull: Some monitor that is no CRT or brightness/contrast knobs.


I thought Florida was strongly opposed to CRT.
 
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