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(Local10 WPLG)   Hundreds of cans of beer spilled on highway, no wait, it's just Coors Light   (local10.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Truck, Tampa, Florida, Interstate Highway System, Trailer, Florida, Hernando County, Florida, Tampa ABC affiliate WFTS, Interstate 10  
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2022-09-21 4:15:44 PM  
Mildly alcoholic pee water.
 
2022-09-21 4:34:36 PM  
Shoot dawg I love Coors light. I barely feel it. It's nice to slowly slide into a nice buzz over a couple hours instead of doing a belly flop into an insta-buzz with hard likker and all the marijuanas.
 
2022-09-21 5:40:30 PM  
Coors east of the Mississippi?

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2022-09-21 5:51:43 PM  
Internet tribalism, gatekeeper thread, yay!
 
2022-09-21 5:54:24 PM  

Trocadero: Coors east of the Mississippi?

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Are you telling me you spilled that piss all over my highway?
 
2022-09-21 5:56:08 PM  

Cewley: Mildly alcoholic pee water.


I though that was Budweiser.  which is more pee and which is more water lol
 
2022-09-21 5:57:18 PM  
The aluminum is probably valuable.
 
2022-09-21 6:08:58 PM  
Five semis in total were caught up in the crash in some way, along with a pickup truck.

So what's that, like, 2.6 ideal trucks?
 
2022-09-21 6:12:48 PM  
It's like having sex on the beach... farking close to water.
 
2022-09-21 6:17:59 PM  
Johnny Lawrence is inconsolable right now..
 
2022-09-21 6:18:42 PM  

Stephen_Falken: Shoot dawg I love Coors light. I barely feel it. It's nice to slowly slide into a nice buzz over a couple hours instead of doing a belly flop into an insta-buzz with hard likker and all the marijuanas.


The term is usually "Lawnmower beer." Refreshing enough to keep you feeling comfortable while cutting the grass on a hot day.
 
2022-09-21 6:24:21 PM  
Coors Light does its job on a hot summer day.  This is what makes it a good beer.
 
2022-09-21 6:29:50 PM  
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2022-09-21 6:29:56 PM  

jclaggett: Stephen_Falken: Shoot dawg I love Coors light. I barely feel it. It's nice to slowly slide into a nice buzz over a couple hours instead of doing a belly flop into an insta-buzz with hard likker and all the marijuanas.

The term is usually "Lawnmower beer." Refreshing enough to keep you feeling comfortable while cutting the grass on a hot day.


Wait, what? Am I not supposed to be drinking bourbon while mowing?
 
2022-09-21 6:31:21 PM  
Mrs. Swimo will drink that beer. I'm not thirsty, thanks.
 
2022-09-21 6:41:12 PM  
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2022-09-21 6:53:24 PM  

jclaggett: Stephen_Falken: Shoot dawg I love Coors light. I barely feel it. It's nice to slowly slide into a nice buzz over a couple hours instead of doing a belly flop into an insta-buzz with hard likker and all the marijuanas.

The term is usually "Lawnmower beer." Refreshing enough to keep you feeling comfortable while cutting the grass on a hot day.


I've sipped vodka while doing the lawn, my tiny lawn ain't the acre and a quarter I grew up mowing.  If I had that much land, I'd be on a riding mower, sipping beers.  Never chug a Four Lokos on a hot day before mowing with a push mower.  Actually, never drink Four Lokos.
 
2022-09-21 7:59:49 PM  

Stephen_Falken: Shoot dawg I love Coors light. I barely feel it. It's nice to slowly slide into a nice buzz over a couple hours instead of doing a belly flop into an insta-buzz with hard likker and all the marijuanas.


Drinking a case of Coors light seems like a good way to succeed at getting a beer gut and failing to get a buzz.
 
2022-09-21 8:20:14 PM  

BitwiseShift: The aluminum is probably valuable.


Shame it was wasted on Coors. Now it has to be collected and recycled into cans for actual beer.
 
2022-09-21 9:06:20 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Five semis in total were caught up in the crash in some way, along with a pickup truck.

So what's that, like, 2.6 ideal trucks?


Chances are they all banged the same lot lizard at the Flying J earlier...
 
2022-09-21 10:33:46 PM  
Why is Coors a "domestic" beer, while Coors Light is a "premium" beer?

I smell a scam.
 
2022-09-21 11:01:45 PM  
When I was underage partying as a teen I would grab a Coors if they didn't have wine. I don't like the taste of beer and because Coors had the least 'beer taste' I would always pick it. I actually preferred to just puff, puff, pass and I was set for a few hours. I don't have a stomach that likes booze very much so I didn't drink that often.
 
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