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2022-09-20 8:40:07 PM  
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2022-09-20 8:41:59 PM  
The flight from hell.
 
2022-09-20 8:46:10 PM  
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2022-09-20 8:48:30 PM  

OdradekRex: The flight from hell.


I think that just dawned on this guy.

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2022-09-20 9:02:12 PM  
That would be kind of cool
 
2022-09-20 9:04:52 PM  
I'm concerned for these people. It's not healthy to fret the small stuff.
 
2022-09-20 9:11:07 PM  
I traveled the banks of the River of Jordan
To find where it flows to the sea....
(I traveled the banks of the River of Jordan)
(To find where it flows to the sea....)

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2022-09-20 9:12:26 PM  
Next week, Aer Lingus teams up with Gibson Bagpipes for the worst flight in the history of man
 
2022-09-20 9:20:45 PM  
Could have been worse.

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2022-09-20 9:21:45 PM  

Ass_Master_Flash: Next week, Aer Lingus teams up with Gibson Bagpipes for the worst flight in the history of man


Only until JetBlue orders two gross of vuvuzelas.
 
2022-09-20 9:22:02 PM  
How long did they manage to make it before they had to turn around due to a passenger threatening to kill everyone?
 
2022-09-20 9:23:03 PM  
Welcome to Vuvuzela air, It doesn't matter where you're headed, when you're going insane...
 
2022-09-20 9:24:08 PM  
Don Ukelele and the Venezuela Vuvuzelas is my all recorder lounge orchestra
 
2022-09-20 9:27:39 PM  
Thankfully, subby, no. You just need to have another convention in Geneva. I think the world could still come together to ban this shiat.
 
2022-09-20 9:27:55 PM  
This is worse than the flight attendant doing their comedy routine over the intercom.
 
2022-09-20 9:28:18 PM  
If we can't change the 2nd amendment, then no.
 
2022-09-20 9:29:01 PM  
Pretty sure this is legal justification for mass murder
 
2022-09-20 9:29:09 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: Could have been worse.

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NO I DON'T DRIVE A HEARSE
 
2022-09-20 9:29:22 PM  
It is time to reregulate the airlines.
 
2022-09-20 9:30:09 PM  
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2022-09-20 9:31:47 PM  
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2022-09-20 9:31:49 PM  
CNN: "Sir can you explain why you killed ever single passenger on the plane."

Black Laz: "Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh......."
 
2022-09-20 9:32:26 PM  
Brought to you by Wes Anderson.
 
2022-09-20 9:34:11 PM  
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanwings_Flight_9525

Now we know why he did it.
 
2022-09-20 9:35:17 PM  
I thought Guitar Center was cruising towards inevitable bankruptcy?
 
2022-09-20 9:35:53 PM  
They should've partnered the same flight with a noise canceling headphone manufacturer.
 
2022-09-20 9:36:18 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: That would be kind of cool


For about five minutes.

Then the murders started.
 
2022-09-20 9:36:53 PM  
I'm in a pretty good mood right now.

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2022-09-20 9:36:58 PM  

kb7rky: North_Central_Positronics: Could have been worse.

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NO I DON'T DRIVE A HEARSE


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2022-09-20 9:37:59 PM  
"Let's roll!"

This terrorist is storming up to the cockpit with a deadly weapon intending to garrote the pilot with a guitar string and Jack the plane.

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2022-09-20 9:39:38 PM  
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2022-09-20 9:40:46 PM  

Death Rocket: kb7rky: North_Central_Positronics: Could have been worse.

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NO I DON'T DRIVE A HEARSE

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'68. Named Lillith


Stay away from the morgue, probation remember
 
2022-09-20 9:40:56 PM  
Steven Universe | Peace and Love (On The Planet Earth) Song | Cartoon Network
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2022-09-20 9:41:13 PM  

Ragin' Asian: "Let's roll!"

This terrorist is storming up to the cockpit with a deadly weapon intending to garrote the pilot with a guitar string and Jack the plane.

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I understand "guitar string" but who is Jack the Plane?
 
2022-09-20 9:42:54 PM  
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2022-09-20 9:43:38 PM  
How about a flight with ukuleles, vuvuzelas, bagpipes and accordions all fighting it out to the death?
 
2022-09-20 9:44:39 PM  
Approves:

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2022-09-20 9:45:48 PM  

Ragin' Asian: "Let's roll!"

This terrorist is storming up to the cockpit with a deadly weapon intending to garrote the pilot with a guitar string and Jack the plane.

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Looks like the Molly just kicked in.
 
2022-09-20 9:45:55 PM  

ThomasPaineTrain: OdradekRex: The flight from hell.

I think that just dawned on this guy.

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That's the face of someone from Hawaii who's just going home and got stuck on this flight from heck.  I knew a woman a while back who was from there but who had moved to the mainland as an adult.  She said the worst part of flying back home to visit was how every farking flight the passengers would do like a clapping/cheering thing as they touched down.  Granted, I don't know if it was something the airlines were promoting because they know the flight is full of people on 'paradise vacations' or something.
 
2022-09-20 9:50:33 PM  
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Could have been worse

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2022-09-20 9:52:15 PM  

New Rising Sun: ThomasPaineTrain: OdradekRex: The flight from hell.

I think that just dawned on this guy.

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That's the face of someone from Hawaii who's just going home and got stuck on this flight from heck.  I knew a woman a while back who was from there but who had moved to the mainland as an adult.  She said the worst part of flying back home to visit was how every farking flight the passengers would do like a clapping/cheering thing as they touched down.  Granted, I don't know if it was something the airlines were promoting because they know the flight is full of people on 'paradise vacations' or something.


They are just happy this didn't happen.
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2022-09-20 9:52:18 PM  
I'm pretty sure if I'd been on that flight, someone (or many) would have been choked out.  I nearly require restraint in farking restaurants that sing Happy Birthday.  That kind of BS is intolerable.
 
2022-09-20 9:55:52 PM  
🤷‍♂
 
2022-09-20 10:00:24 PM  
Guitar Center actually pays people to come up with these ideas.
 
2022-09-20 10:04:26 PM  

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Could have been worse

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A bunch of hot stewardesses who already are indicating how small your penis is?
 
2022-09-20 10:04:28 PM  
While My Guitar (Ukulele) Gently Weeps-Jake Shimabukuro
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2022-09-20 10:05:38 PM  

pissnmoan: I'm pretty sure if I'd been on that flight, someone (or many) would have been choked out.  I nearly require restraint in farking restaurants that sing Happy Birthday.  That kind of BS is intolerable.


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2022-09-20 10:06:29 PM  

pissnmoan: I'm pretty sure if I'd been on that flight, someone (or many) would have been choked out.  I nearly require restraint in farking restaurants that sing Happy Birthday.  That kind of BS is intolerable.


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2022-09-20 10:07:04 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: Could have been worse.

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With apologies to Gary Larson my slightly modified version:

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2022-09-20 10:09:16 PM  

Al Roker's Forecast: I'm concerned for these people. It's not healthy to fret the small stuff.


Take your damn funny, you bastard.
 
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