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(Komo)   If you're going to drive a stolen car, don't get it stuck in wet concrete   (komonews.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, wet pavement, Michael Schumacher, Driver, Brabham, car, KOMO  
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2008 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Sep 2022 at 10:04 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-20 10:03:04 PM  
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2022-09-20 10:06:39 PM  
Like the spike strip it's hard to deploy, but effective.
 
2022-09-20 10:08:52 PM  
The driver then reportedly tried to run away with a young child and a bottle of whiskey in their hands.

Nice parenting.  Put that kid on the possible criminal list.
 
2022-09-20 10:09:14 PM  
The driver then reportedly tried to run away with a young child and a bottle of whiskey in their hands.

Ronnie Dobbs is on the loose!
 
2022-09-20 10:15:51 PM  
Props to the UI designer on the slideshow.
 
2022-09-20 10:41:43 PM  
"Lakewood officials say work crews were set back because of the incident but the paving project won't be delayed."

Fortunately, there were already twelve shovels being leaned on at the site.
 
2022-09-20 10:43:13 PM  
The driver tried to run away with a young child and a bottle of whiskey in their hands.

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That's some admirable devotion to avoiding gender identification of the perp in TFA.

/ guessing it was a dude
 
2022-09-20 10:49:33 PM  

ctighe2353: The driver then reportedly tried to run away with a young child and a bottle of whiskey in their hands.

Nice parenting.  Put that kid on the possible criminal list.


Ya...You leave the kid in the car for the cops to rescue and take the bottle so you don't get charged with
kidnapping...Geeze where did these people study their family crime rules?
 
2022-09-20 10:57:59 PM  
Better than getting it stuck in dry concrete.
 
2022-09-20 10:59:30 PM  
If you're going to drive a stolen car, don't get it stuck in wet concrete

Can I at least write my name in it?

Besides, how am I supposed to get a stolen car stuck in dry concrete?
 
2022-09-20 11:06:22 PM  
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supposed to lead the cops in
 
2022-09-20 11:09:49 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: The driver tried to run away with a young child and a bottle of whiskey in their hands.

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That's some admirable devotion to avoiding gender identification of the perp in TFA.

/ guessing it was a dude


It's plural...the kid was helping carry it.
 
2022-09-20 11:21:13 PM  

Prof. Frink: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: The driver tried to run away with a young child and a bottle of whiskey in their hands.

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That's some admirable devotion to avoiding gender identification of the perp in TFA.


/ guessing it was a dude

It's plural...the kid was helping carry it.

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2022-09-20 11:21:36 PM  

Prof. Frink: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: The driver tried to run away with a young child and a bottle of whiskey in their hands.

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That's some admirable devotion to avoiding gender identification of the perp in TFA.

/ guessing it was a dude

It's plural...the kid was helping carry it.


Nobody checks the juice cups for whiskey.  Easy way to get in in places.
 
2022-09-20 11:21:59 PM  
Why not? At least that makes a statement. Or a statue...?
 
2022-09-20 11:28:46 PM  
Hope they pulled it out and sent it to the carwash stat.
/Nevermind. It's a crap mobile. Who cares.
 
2022-09-20 11:29:57 PM  
CSB - my initials and the initials of both of my sons are still in the concrete sidewalk in front of our house. My wife was appalled when we did it, but 30 years later the 3 of us are still proud of it.
 
2022-09-20 11:31:20 PM  

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supposed to lead the cops in


Somewhere there is a guy with a float and trowel crying...
 
2022-09-20 11:33:08 PM  
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2022-09-21 12:17:50 AM  
The driver then reportedly tried to run away with a young child and a bottle of whiskey in their hands.

What's their fark handle?
 
2022-09-21 12:57:31 AM  
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2022-09-21 2:36:43 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: You leave the kid in the car for the cops to rescue and take the bottle


Dude, only amateurs ever leave their booze caddy behind.
 
2022-09-21 7:25:01 AM  
"If you're going to drive a stolen car, don't get it stuck in wet concrete"

What? I'm supposed to get my own car stuck in wet concrete?
 
2022-09-21 7:48:50 AM  

thorpe: CSB - my initials and the initials of both of my sons are still in the concrete sidewalk in front of our house. My wife was appalled when we did it, but 30 years later the 3 of us are still proud of it.


Several years ago, any damaged sidewalk squares on my street were replaced. My drinkin' buddy neighbor took the opportunity to write "taxes are to high".
One of these days, maybe just with a sharpie, I'm gonna make it say "taxes are to higher gooder teachers"
 
2022-09-21 8:09:36 AM  

thorpe: CSB - my initials and the initials of both of my sons are still in the concrete sidewalk in front of our house. My wife was appalled when we did it, but 30 years later the 3 of us are still proud of it.


There's a few curbs around metro Portland that are still signed "Baloo" from 15-25 years ago.
 
2022-09-21 9:41:33 AM  
Next time steal both roller skates & maybe you wont get stuck so easily.
 
2022-09-21 10:07:56 AM  

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2022-09-21 10:17:53 AM  
In Canada, we offer to help when the thief can't get away fast enough.

**FULL VIDEO** Mississauga Porch Pirate Fails Stealing A Package & Gets His Car Stuck In A Snow Bank
Youtube GEGBQD_32m0
 
2022-09-21 12:52:24 PM  
 
2022-09-21 12:52:37 PM  
Stop giving clicks to Sinclair. Other sources exist.
 
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