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(CTV News)   Two youths apprehended in roadside corn heist in what is probably the most Calgary crime of all time   (calgary.ctvnews.ca) divider line
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Sin_City_Superhero
2022-09-14 3:18:52 PM  
Did you say "yutes"?  What's a yute?
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2022-09-14 3:56:21 PM  
Suspect?
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Ivo Shandor [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-09-14 5:30:32 PM  
I expected something more like this.

Cows, catalytic converters, crystal meth seized in Alberta investigation
 
Weatherkiss [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-09-14 7:07:00 PM  
Two whaht?
 
SBinRR [OhFark]
2022-09-14 7:07:11 PM  
Corn stand proprietor was heard to exclaim "Aw, shucks!"
 
SirMadness
2022-09-14 7:09:14 PM  
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Today in "This Canadian life"...
 
Porous Horace
2022-09-14 7:10:07 PM  
If there's more than a kernel of truth to the story they'll be popped in jail in a jiffy.
 
strutin
2022-09-14 7:11:45 PM  
🎵"...It has the juice!"🎶
 
Diocletian's Last Cabbage [TotalFark]
2022-09-14 7:15:51 PM  
They'll cob to a lesser charge.
 
allears [TotalFark]
2022-09-14 7:16:28 PM  
"Disguise with intent" is the name of my... oh, forget it.

Anyway, I'm usually in disguise myself, but it's completely unintentional. People look right through me.
 
Mukster
2022-09-14 7:16:30 PM  
Careful of your cornhole in jail son, that bean bag game can get rough.
 
Publikwerks
2022-09-14 7:21:50 PM  

strutin: 🎵"...It has the juice!"🎶


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waldo6886
2022-09-14 7:22:08 PM  
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Some Junkie Cosmonaut
2022-09-14 7:22:26 PM  

Porous Horace: If there's more than a kernel of truth to the story they'll be popped in jail in a jiffy.


They do fine, they're husky lads
 
bittermang
2022-09-14 7:24:37 PM  

Walker: Suspect?
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Proud of yourself? Doing a racism on an innocent fun loving boy? Because blacks are theives and that so farking hilarious, right?

Tariq is a national treasure.
 
Harry Freakstorm [BareFark]
2022-09-14 7:24:44 PM  
If they have an excuse, I'm all ears.
 
Mantour [TotalFark]
2022-09-14 7:30:17 PM  

allears: Disguise with intent


This "Disguise with intent" is pretty serious stuff :

Disguise with intent

(2) Every person who, with intent to commit an indictable offence, has their face masked or coloured or is otherwise disguised is guilty of

  (a) an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term of not more than 10 years; or
  (b) an offence punishable on summary conviction.
 
Eat The Placenta
2022-09-14 7:32:06 PM  
Pic of one of the suspects
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Russ1642
2022-09-14 7:37:10 PM  
Not as much cash in those Taber corn stands. They all have credit card terminals these days.
 
northgrave
2022-09-14 7:43:48 PM  
Sunny's mistaken.

This is the most Taber crime possible: holding up a Taber corn stand in Taber.

For those unfamiliar with Taber corn, it is a type of corn grown nearer the town of Taber and sold out direct to consumers out of the backs of pickup trucks parked in parking lots all around southern Alberta. The stands are typically cash only and often staffed by a teenager. While this might make them a bit of a target, they are out in the open.

And Taber itself is a small town of 8,400 people, so pretty bold of a couple of kids, presumably from town, to try a daytime heist.
 
Nick Nostril
2022-09-14 7:53:37 PM  

Walker: Suspect?
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FFS. They played that at the Purdue-ISU game this weekend. FFS.
 
allears [TotalFark]
2022-09-14 7:53:53 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: If they have an excuse, I'm all ears.


That's what I mean, people look right through me.
 
Russ1642
2022-09-14 7:55:58 PM  

northgrave: Sunny's mistaken.

This is the most Taber crime possible: holding up a Taber corn stand in Taber.

For those unfamiliar with Taber corn, it is a type of corn grown nearer the town of Taber and sold out direct to consumers out of the backs of pickup trucks parked in parking lots all around southern Alberta. The stands are typically cash only and often staffed by a teenager. While this might make them a bit of a target, they are out in the open.

And Taber itself is a small town of 8,400 people, so pretty bold of a couple of kids, presumably from town, to try a daytime heist.


Taber corn is also whatever corn people can get their hands on to sell in roadside stands. I swear sometimes they just bought it from StupidStore.
 
Rev.K [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-09-14 7:56:48 PM  
Corey and Trevor came out west?!
 
knbwhite
2022-09-14 7:58:19 PM  
Taber

one flew over the cuckoo's nest taber best moments
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Subtonic
2022-09-14 7:59:56 PM  
Replace 'corn' with 'meth' and maybe.
 
jtown
2022-09-14 8:04:38 PM  
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BATMANATEE
2022-09-14 8:20:39 PM  
I hear that in Alberta there's a band of buccaneers. They roam the Athabaska from Smith to Fort McKay, and you're gonna lose your stetson if you have to pass their way.
 
docilej
2022-09-14 8:30:47 PM  
They must be degens from up country!!
 
Mr. Shabooboo
2022-09-14 8:42:19 PM  
Wow..That could be what...$10's of dollars? lol..Move over Lufthansa Heist....

I think I got 3 ears for a $1 (And this was a US dollar mind  you!) for local grown corn at the grocery store..


/They were delicious
// Love me some corn on the cob
/// ears for a $1
 
thomasvista
2022-09-14 8:48:00 PM  

docilej: They must be degens from up country!!


The Hicks would not be robbed even at gunpoint. Wayne is the toughest guy in Letterkenny and the perps would have their asses kicked in an epic donnybrook.
 
EBN-OZN
2022-09-14 8:59:05 PM  
Wanted for questioning.
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clawsoon
2022-09-14 9:23:46 PM  

northgrave: Sunny's mistaken.

This is the most Taber crime possible: holding up a Taber corn stand in Taber.

For those unfamiliar with Taber corn, it is a type of corn grown nearer the town of Taber and sold out direct to consumers out of the backs of pickup trucks parked in parking lots all around southern Alberta. The stands are typically cash only and often staffed by a teenager. While this might make them a bit of a target, they are out in the open.

And Taber itself is a small town of 8,400 people, so pretty bold of a couple of kids, presumably from town, to try a daytime heist.


Came here to say this.  Taber Taber Taber Taber Taber Taber Taber Taber
 
good_2_go
2022-09-14 10:09:59 PM  
Trophy buckles and whiskey bottles and a worn out saddle horn
Bareback riders and teamropers, huskin taber corn

- Tim Hus - "Hurtin' Albertan"
 
NathanAllen
2022-09-14 10:16:25 PM  
At four Loonies a baker's dozen they made off with about $22 American.
 
Russ1642
2022-09-14 10:21:37 PM  

Russ1642: Not as much cash in those Taber corn stands. They all have credit card terminals these days.


I'm getting funnies on this comment. I wasn't joking. They take cash, credit, debit.
 
dbrunker
2022-09-14 11:05:40 PM  

Walker: Suspect?
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If he is, he's the most adorable suspect we'll see all day.
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
2022-09-14 11:10:51 PM  

Russ1642: Russ1642: Not as much cash in those Taber corn stands. They all have credit card terminals these days.

I'm getting funnies on this comment. I wasn't joking. They take cash, credit, debit.


At this point anyone with a phone can be a CC/Debit point of sale, not like it's difficult
 
Salmon
2022-09-15 12:17:11 AM  
fark, don't buy the peaches, they work out to like $3 a piece once the scam has been run
 
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