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(ESPN)   Quebec politicians tell new Canadiens captain to learn French. SACRÉ BLEU   (espn.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, Montreal Canadiens, Quebec, new Montreal Canadiens, Montreal, Liberal Leader Dominique Anglade, Ontario, Quebec's major party leaders, Nick Suzuki  
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2022-09-13 8:36:35 PM  
Politicians focusing on the important stuff as always.
 
2022-09-13 11:24:14 PM  
多分彼らは日本語を学ぶべきです
 
2022-09-14 12:05:03 AM  
Just answer every question with "oui".  Problem solved.
 
2022-09-14 12:05:21 AM  
Not really surprising.
 
2022-09-14 12:58:15 AM  
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2022-09-14 1:03:21 AM  
How about non.
 
2022-09-14 1:11:07 AM  

edmo: Politicians focusing on the important stuff as always.


Montreal fans wouldn't be far behind them on this one
 
2022-09-14 1:12:13 AM  
Wait, Suzuki is captain?!?! Hey VGK, how you feel about trading him these days?
 
2022-09-14 1:33:35 AM  
No wonder the Habs are in cap trouble quand il leur faut payer aux joueurs une prime pour supporter les médias et les cons politiques du coin.
 
2022-09-14 1:47:02 AM  
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2022-09-14 2:22:34 AM  
Looking for a Job in Quebec
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2022-09-14 3:49:33 AM  
French or that stuff that falls out of their mouths in Montreal?

/je kid, je kid
 
2022-09-14 6:46:35 AM  
Fun fact: the Habs haven't had a French-Canadian captain since 1999.
 
2022-09-14 7:12:28 AM  
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2022-09-14 8:09:02 AM  
Yeah, that's just the kind of thing a guy who just signed a max term contract wants to hear.
 
2022-09-14 8:32:37 AM  
Only on the condition that Laetitia Casta would be my personal tutor.
 
2022-09-14 8:57:45 AM  
and change your name to nick sans souci
 
2022-09-14 10:31:40 AM  
There was a recent law change that requires anyone working in Quebec to learn French as all official documentation etc... will only be in French from now on.

The video games biz has a lot of people in Quebec, and they're worried they're going to lose a lot of their non-locally sourced staff over it.
 
2022-09-14 10:33:32 AM  

teto85: Maybe they should learn Japanese


All the Japanese/French you need is: 黙れ、ピエール/Tais-toi, Pierre!
 
2022-09-14 10:34:40 AM  

WoodyHayes: Only on the condition that Laetitia Casta would be my personal tutor.


My contract stipulates Marion Cotillard.

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2022-09-14 10:35:18 AM  

WoodyHayes: Only on the condition that Laetitia Casta would be my personal tutor.


Mélissa Theuriau.
 
2022-09-14 11:57:17 AM  

Cyrene Valantion: There was a recent law change that requires anyone working in Quebec to learn French as all official documentation etc... will only be in French from now on.

The video games biz has a lot of people in Quebec, and they're worried they're going to lose a lot of their non-locally sourced staff over it.


This also chased away all the financial companies from Montreal. The super repressive language laws and separatism caused Montreal to cease being the financial capital of Canada in favour of Toronto. Now it's arguable that Montreal is Canada's fourth city behind Toronto, Vancouver and Calgary.

As always, these pure laine farks are going to cut off their nose to spite the face.
 
2022-09-14 1:43:04 PM  
Subban was a fan favorite for his exciting (selfish) play, but also (mostly?) because he started most his speeches with "Bonjour Montréal!"

It's free and it brings in the doughnuts.
 
2022-09-14 6:03:52 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: WoodyHayes: Only on the condition that Laetitia Casta would be my personal tutor.

Mélissa Theuriau.


Eva Green.
 
2022-09-14 8:44:55 PM  
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2022-09-14 9:42:35 PM  
Send in one of Jean-Jacques Francois Jacques-Jean's femmes.
 
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