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(Springfield News-Leader)   Convenience store finds another way to screw up pizza   (news-leader.com) divider line
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2022-09-13 9:45:05 AM  
Was Subby expecting convenience store pizza not to be horrible to begin with?  This is just going to add terrible beer to a horrible pizza, which is like pissing into an existing puddle of piss.
 
2022-09-13 10:46:36 AM  
I've had the Casey's pizza, and can't imagine that this would make it any worse than what already exists.

When I'm in IL, where I see most of the Casey's I encounter, I would much rather have a Monical's than take my chances with the convenience store.
 
2022-09-13 11:49:51 AM  
Casey's pizza is very popular in Iowa, and I just don't get it. The crust is undercooked. The toppings are gross. There's barely any sauce on it. I assumed for years that the people I knew in college who loved Casey's pizza came from small towns where there weren't any better options.
 
2022-09-13 12:05:18 PM  
Busch Cheese Breakfast is the name of my unfortunate Student Health STD tribute diagnosis.
 
2022-09-13 12:40:52 PM  
I find convenience store pizza on the same level as little ceasar and pizza buffets. It does the job of filling the stomach.
 
2022-09-13 6:01:37 PM  
Breakfast beer cheese pizza. For when your hungover tongue doesn't taste enough like ass.
 
2022-09-13 8:17:28 PM  
I make all my beer cheese with shiatty American lagers. But I never thought of doing a beer cheese pizza....
 
2022-09-13 9:58:26 PM  
I figured this would somehow have something to do with pineapple.
 
2022-09-13 10:09:30 PM  

Axeofjudgement: I make all my beer cheese with shiatty American lagers. But I never thought of doing a beer cheese pizza....


doesn't it sound kinda good? not this shiat undercooked gas station version, but with good bacon and egg on pizza crust, add some chiles and green onions, boom?

the IDEA sounds really good to me, as a breakfast flatbread I could make, not this squishy crusted fast food shiat out in iowa (iowa is kinda like another ohio, i lived there twice).
 
2022-09-14 4:16:48 AM  

alechemist: I find convenience store pizza on the same level as little ceasar and pizza buffets. It does the job of filling the stomach.


There's a Circle K near my work that used to have genuinely good pizza, like not just 'good for a gas station' but genuinely good.  Then the pandemic hit and it went away.  They've since brought it back but it's totally different.  Before they actually made the dough in the store, but now they come pre-made and frozen, as told to me by one of the employees there who was equally disappointed in the change.

They're no better than any other gas station pizza now.  If you happen to get a fresh slice it's better than buffet pizza but not quite as good as Little Caesars.  It's a damn shame, but maybe it's for the better in the long run.  I already eat more pizza than I probably should.
 
2022-09-14 8:18:10 AM  

luna1580: Axeofjudgement: I make all my beer cheese with shiatty American lagers. But I never thought of doing a beer cheese pizza....

doesn't it sound kinda good? not this shiat undercooked gas station version, but with good bacon and egg on pizza crust, add some chiles and green onions, boom?

the IDEA sounds really good to me, as a breakfast flatbread I could make, not this squishy crusted fast food shiat out in iowa (iowa is kinda like another ohio, i lived there twice).


I can honestly say the idea intrigues me...
 
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