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(WINK Fort Myers)   If you have to take a drug test, don't give drugs to a child to test how much you can take before failing that test   (winknews.com) divider line
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2346 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Sep 2022 at 12:05 PM (20 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-13 12:10:57 PM  
What do you have against the scientific method, subby?
 
2022-09-13 12:10:57 PM  
*blink blink*

That's some new level of depravity.
 
2022-09-13 12:13:38 PM  
See, and people, here on this site, have the farking  gall to act like I'm Satan.  I'm insulted. I'd use my wife.
 
2022-09-13 12:14:05 PM  
Not the first nor the last test this man will fail in his life.
 
2022-09-13 12:15:06 PM  
Duh, have your kid pee in a cup for you and lie to them that you are drug testing them.

/may or may not be based on person experience
 
2022-09-13 12:16:32 PM  

MrSplifferton: Duh, have your kid pee in a cup for you and lie to them that you are drug testing them.

/may or may not be based on person experience


🤔🤭🤫
 
2022-09-13 12:17:04 PM  
The superior white race, folks!
 
2022-09-13 12:19:09 PM  
Sounds like something that Calvin's dad would do.
 
2022-09-13 12:20:26 PM  
Obviously they had kids for different reasons than most. Dr. Mengele reasons.
 
2022-09-13 12:26:16 PM  
Does fentanyl stay in your system longer than regular H?
 
2022-09-13 12:27:17 PM  

TheCableGuy: Sounds like something that Calvin's dad would do.


Hobbes: "Calvin what's wrong?"
Calvin:    "dad says being hooked on opiates builds character"
 
2022-09-13 12:30:47 PM  

farkitallletitend: Obviously they had kids for different reasons than most. Dr. Mengele reasons.


Tax write-off is the most common reason.
 
2022-09-13 12:34:25 PM  

waxbeans: See, and people, here on this site, have the farking  gall to act like I'm Satan.  I'm insulted. I'd use my wife.


That would be a more accurate result
 
2022-09-13 12:36:49 PM  
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2022-09-13 12:39:08 PM  

Vansthing: *blink blink*

That's some new level of depravity.


I hold judgment until we know how old the teenage child is.  My guess it's a 17 or 18 year old addict helping out and went to far.
Man gives drugs to child gets more clicks that man gives drugs to teen addict.
 
2022-09-13 12:41:49 PM  

Stud Gerbil: farkitallletitend: Obviously they had kids for different reasons than most. Dr. Mengele reasons.

Tax write-off is the most common reason.


Yes because a $2000 tax credit is much more than the cost of raising a child for a year.
 
2022-09-13 12:43:50 PM  

Marcos P: Does fentanyl stay in your system longer than regular H?


Not sure. I'll test it on the kiddo and report back.
 
2022-09-13 12:58:48 PM  

Screaming Candle: The superior white race, folks!


Don't hurt their feels. Man. Their sensitive.
 
2022-09-13 1:05:27 PM  

ctighe2353: Stud Gerbil: farkitallletitend: Obviously they had kids for different reasons than most. Dr. Mengele reasons.

Tax write-off is the most common reason.

Yes because a $2000 tax credit is much more than the cost of raising a child for a year.


Didn't say it was a smart reason.
 
2022-09-13 1:07:22 PM  

waxbeans: See, and people, here on this site, have the farking  gall to act like I'm Satan.  I'm insulted. I'd use my wife.


Wasn't there a guy a while back who used his wife/gf's urine to pass a test, and he got congratulated on his pregnancy?
 
2022-09-13 1:11:26 PM  

ctighe2353: Stud Gerbil: farkitallletitend: Obviously they had kids for different reasons than most. Dr. Mengele reasons.

Tax write-off is the most common reason.

Yes because a $2000 tax credit is much more than the cost of raising a child for a year.


Eh, kids basically raise themselves. (though apparently you have to help them with drugs)
 
2022-09-13 1:12:05 PM  

Tentacle: waxbeans: See, and people, here on this site, have the farking  gall to act like I'm Satan.  I'm insulted. I'd use my wife.

Wasn't there a guy a while back who used his wife/gf's urine to pass a test, and he got congratulated on his pregnancy?


😁😁😁😁😁😁😁


Probably.  But also. Urban legend? Because why would they test for that?

This really annoyes me. No will admit you can't and will never find stuff you are not testing for. Period.  Does not matter if you was poisoned. What was the poison? And did they test to see if that is present.  Same thing with STDs.
 
2022-09-13 1:12:05 PM  
You're supposed to get an old person to help you with drug tests.
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2022-09-13 1:12:39 PM  

Boo_Guy: You're supposed to get an old person to help you with drug tests.
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Doesn't it come back that she's geriatric
 
2022-09-13 1:16:24 PM  

waxbeans: Boo_Guy: You're supposed to get an old person to help you with drug tests.
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Doesn't it come back that she's geriatric


Yea, her boss doesn't let her go on a trip because she's menopausal and has the metabolism of a 68 year old women.
 
2022-09-13 1:26:18 PM  
Honeycutt told them the victim needed Narcan but did not know what the victim had taken


I have no idea what drugs they took but I know the very specific drug he needs to save him!
 
2022-09-13 1:29:59 PM  

Boo_Guy: waxbeans: Boo_Guy: You're supposed to get an old person to help you with drug tests.
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Doesn't it come back that she's geriatric

Yea, her boss doesn't let her go on a trip because she's menopausal and has the metabolism of a 68 year old women.


😆 that's right.

Senfield should have been in that Twitter thread about before 911
 
2022-09-13 2:04:36 PM  
Kudos to Mr. Honeycutt for getting the overdosing person help.  I can't not tell whether or not he intentionally supplied the fentanyl from the article.  The person that overdosed has provided multiple stories assigning varying degrees of responsibility to Honeycutt, which is consistent with witness manipulation on behalf of the police.
 
2022-09-13 2:13:17 PM  
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Has really let himself go after the war.
 
2022-09-13 2:22:26 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Kudos to Mr. Honeycutt for getting the overdosing person help.  I can't not tell whether or not he intentionally supplied the fentanyl from the article.  The person that overdosed has provided multiple stories assigning varying degrees of responsibility to Honeycutt, which is consistent with witness manipulation on behalf of the police.


Hopefully he had Dr. Pierce on the line.
 
2022-09-13 2:37:39 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Kudos to Mr. Honeycutt for getting the overdosing person help.  I can't not tell whether or not he intentionally supplied the fentanyl from the article.  The person that overdosed has provided multiple stories assigning varying degrees of responsibility to Honeycutt, which is consistent with witness manipulation on behalf of the police.


Seems weird to give credit to the guy, but yeah, he showed he retains some tiny shred of humanity by getting help and not letting the kid die and then trying to cover it up.  That will probably work in his favor in the plea bargain.
 
2022-09-13 2:56:25 PM  
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2022-09-13 3:13:05 PM  
If you have to take a drug test, don't give drugs to a child to test how much you can take before failing that test

Look, I ran out of Drosophila and the store was closed, okay?
 
2022-09-13 4:25:38 PM  
You know that Fark comment meme about 'buying a ticket to hell'?

I'm not using it again because it looks like I'll be seated next to this p!ss stain.
 
2022-09-13 7:42:33 PM  
And the beatings will continue as long as we let China ship fentanyl precursors to Mexico.
 
2022-09-14 12:59:02 AM  
Back in the days before legalized MJ, you had to use code words to buy bongs and pipes, FOR TOBACCO USE ONLY! Now that its mostly legal, you dont have to do such things. BUT go to the same stores and buy synthetic urine? Cant say the words "pee test" or "drug screen". Has to be watersports, and using fake pee during waterplay, which I think is even funnier than jumping the word hurdles for smoking.

/CSB?
 
2022-09-14 10:08:41 AM  

waxbeans: Tentacle: waxbeans: See, and people, here on this site, have the farking  gall to act like I'm Satan.  I'm insulted. I'd use my wife.

Wasn't there a guy a while back who used his wife/gf's urine to pass a test, and he got congratulated on his pregnancy?

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁


Probably.  But also. Urban legend? Because why would they test for that?


To catch the people who are using other people's urine who are not smart enough to use someone's of the same gender / age group?
 
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