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(ESPN)   Thumbs down on the nascent Cowboys season   (espn.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Green Bay Packers, Dak Prescott, Dallas Cowboys, National Football League, San Francisco 49ers, Washington Redskins, first career start, season-opening  
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425 clicks; posted to Sports » on 12 Sep 2022 at 11:16 AM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-12 10:26:41 AM  
Root against every Texas team until they stop being an enemy of Democracy, women, and people of color.

But Root against the Cowboys especially, always.

'America's Team?' FARK YOU.
 
2022-09-12 10:47:28 AM  
The NFL will probably reward them with two more prime time games.
 
2022-09-12 11:04:41 AM  
Dak wasn't supposed to get his hand smashed until October 9th. Anyway, Jimmy G's trade value just went up by a lot.
 
2022-09-12 11:20:37 AM  
3rd finger headline, at least this one is apparent as to what it is about.
 
2022-09-12 11:27:39 AM  
Oh shiat I turned off the game because the Cowboys sucked.

And THEN he was hurt.
 
2022-09-12 11:28:35 AM  
Is our Dallas football farkette on 24 hour watch?
 
2022-09-12 11:39:09 AM  
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2022-09-12 11:45:09 AM  
I turned the TV off before he got injured; sad to read about. :(

/funny looking at the Cowboys' subreddit though
//hehe
///3s
 
2022-09-12 11:49:31 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Dak wasn't supposed to get his hand smashed until October 9th. Anyway, Jimmy G's trade value just went up by a lot.


The cowboys have a TON of depth at QB, like the guy who came in for Dak last night, and umm, wasn't Garrett a QB, they can probably unfire him and let him have a go at it.
 
2022-09-12 11:56:39 AM  
Hah, remember back to, uh, 2 weeks ago when the cowboys released both backups and re-signed them the next day?
 
2022-09-12 12:14:43 PM  

smd31: I turned the TV off before he got injured; sad to read about. :(

/funny looking at the Cowboys' subreddit though
//hehe
///3s


Nothing sad about it, Champ. Just a broken thumb
 
2022-09-12 12:32:14 PM  
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2022-09-12 12:38:49 PM  
question_dj: Hah, remember back to, uh, 2 weeks ago when the cowboys released both backups and re-signed them the next day?

That's pretty standard wacky NFL waiver rules.
 
2022-09-12 12:51:03 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: smd31: I turned the TV off before he got injured; sad to read about. :(

/funny looking at the Cowboys' subreddit though
//hehe
///3s

Nothing sad about it, Champ. Just a broken thumb


Eh, it's still sad to have players injured.  Especially when they're a starter and a 'star' (read: important), I'd rather beat (or lose) to a team at its full strength (so-to-speak) than beat them with missing players.
 
2022-09-12 12:59:58 PM  
As an Eagles fan, yay!  As a human, always sad to see someone with a lot of talent have their career derailed by injuries (not saying his is over yet but he sure has had a lot of injuries).
 
2022-09-12 1:09:49 PM  
WONDERFUL NEWS! WONDERFUL!
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2022-09-12 1:11:12 PM  

cerikpete: As an Eagles fan, yay!  As a human, always sad to see someone with a lot of talent have their career derailed by injuries (not saying his is over yet but he sure has had a lot of injuries).


Boy, he didn't have a lot of talent last night. He was terrible.
 
2022-09-12 1:23:23 PM  
I'm sure I speak for football fans everywhere when I wish Jerruh a long and profitable life as forever runer of the 'boys.   He had key members of his offense go down before yesterday and didn't think once about looking around for help.    Dak didn't get damaged until later in the 4th Quarter ... this loss is on him and the owner.
 
2022-09-12 1:41:41 PM  
Cowboys offense was screwed over before the season started. They traded Amari Cooper because it seems they were in the red and couldn't afford him. Then they lost another WR and two offensive linemen. Plus other key players are injured and won't be back until November or December. If you have no skilled deep threats downfield and an offensive line that can't block or protect the QB, your offense is dead on arrival, no matter who is the QB.

Their defense may be able to keep them in games, but it's going to need to toughen up the interior. Fournette averaged 6 yards per carry. It's only the first game of thrones season, but that's not a good sign. If the defense is going to carry them, it has to play much, much better.
 
2022-09-12 1:48:22 PM  

eyeq360: Cowboys offense was screwed over before the season started. They traded Amari Cooper because it seems they were in the red and couldn't afford him. Then they lost another WR and two offensive linemen. Plus other key players are injured and won't be back until November or December. If you have no skilled deep threats downfield and an offensive line that can't block or protect the QB, your offense is dead on arrival, no matter who is the QB.


Yeah, I was coming in to make this point.   They lost a lot on offense, via injury or because they are stupid.
It was no wonder they struggled all game, and Tampa has a good D.

But still, Zeke was averaging 5 yards a carry and they ran him 10 times.  10.   That's some shiatty play calling.  ...and its not like Tampa was way out in front and they needed to go pass wacky.  

oh well, no farks to give about it.
 
2022-09-12 2:12:23 PM  

Derek Force: But still, Zeke was averaging 5 yards a carry and they ran him 10 times.  10.   That's some shiatty play calling.  ...and its not like Tampa was way out in front and they needed to go pass wacky.  

oh well, no farks to give about it.


The Cowboys ran the ball when they should have passed during the Playoffs last year against the 49ers. Now they're passing when they should have been running.
 
2022-09-12 4:33:13 PM  
The Cowboys played last night?  Because all I farking heard about leading up to kickoff was fawning over Brady.
 
2022-09-12 5:07:14 PM  
Now it's his backup's time to shine.  I bet Cooper Rush will throw for 2112 yards.
 
2022-09-12 5:49:10 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: ... I bet Cooper Rush will throw for 2112 yards.


i see what you did there
 
2022-09-12 9:25:07 PM  

wouldestous: Olympic Trolling Judge: ... I bet Cooper Rush will throw for 2112 yards.

i see what you did there


What he did there, I see it.
 
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