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(Formula 1)   Leclerc on pole, Russell to start alongside him, lots of grid penalties, Nyck De Vries drove an Aston Martin in first practise but will start in the top ten in a Williams. This is your Italian Grand Prix thread. 9.00 AM EDT on ESPN   (formula1.com) divider line
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2022-09-10 2:23:54 PM  
Looks to be a fun race

Go Ferrari
 
2022-09-10 2:25:00 PM  
The blan is working
 
2022-09-10 3:16:42 PM  
George is saying they expect Max to breeze past so his focus is trying to beat Leclerc.

Lewis is going to have a bad time starting 19th.
 
2022-09-10 3:30:49 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: George is saying they expect Max to breeze past so his focus is trying to beat Leclerc.

Lewis is going to have a bad time starting 19th.


Expect him to blame the team
 
2022-09-10 4:34:03 PM  
 
2022-09-10 6:19:00 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: baka-san: Carter Pewterschmidt: George is saying they expect Max to breeze past so his focus is trying to beat Leclerc.

Lewis is going to have a bad time starting 19th.

Expect him to blame the team

In the interview he blamed himself.

Nonetheless, the seven-time World Champion vowed to embrace the challenge ahead, saying: "You just always have to try and approach it - regardless of the situation - with the glass half full.
"I have no idea what we can do tomorrow. It could be - in the worst-case scenario - [being] stuck behind and following everybody for the whole race. The best that can happen is we get into the top 10 and get some points - that's got to be the goal.
"I made the mistake that's put me in this position to have to have a new engine and I'll use the experience to just work on my race craft - it needs work! I'm gonna brush off some of those damn cobwebs and get some good overtaking moves tomorrow if I can."


I stand by my statement
 
2022-09-10 8:54:16 PM  
With all the racers out of position, should be a good race.

Interesting how well McLaren qualified.

Maybe we'll get a first-time (or not-in-a-while) winner like Gasly and Ricciardo for a third year in a row.

Of course, a Ferrari 1-2, especially in those special liveries, wouldn't suck.

WTF1 slayed GOATifi about DeVries  outqualifying him with only 20 minutes in the car. I'd say if the GOAT bins it in the race, Williams should terminate his contract before he's Vespa'd back to the paddock.

Haas looks like a bunch of wankers again. What's up with them?
 
2022-09-10 9:28:55 PM  

baka-san: Carter Pewterschmidt: baka-san: Carter Pewterschmidt: George is saying they expect Max to breeze past so his focus is trying to beat Leclerc.

Lewis is going to have a bad time starting 19th.

Expect him to blame the team

In the interview he blamed himself.

Nonetheless, the seven-time World Champion vowed to embrace the challenge ahead, saying: "You just always have to try and approach it - regardless of the situation - with the glass half full.
"I have no idea what we can do tomorrow. It could be - in the worst-case scenario - [being] stuck behind and following everybody for the whole race. The best that can happen is we get into the top 10 and get some points - that's got to be the goal.
"I made the mistake that's put me in this position to have to have a new engine and I'll use the experience to just work on my race craft - it needs work! I'm gonna brush off some of those damn cobwebs and get some good overtaking moves tomorrow if I can."

I stand by my statement


Dude, he's literally cited a quote directly from Hamilton placing the blame on himself. Your statement is invalid.
 
2022-09-10 9:31:15 PM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: With all the racers out of position, should be a good race.

Interesting how well McLaren qualified.

Maybe we'll get a first-time (or not-in-a-while) winner like Gasly and Ricciardo for a third year in a row.

Of course, a Ferrari 1-2, especially in those special liveries, wouldn't suck.

WTF1 slayed GOATifi about DeVries  outqualifying him with only 20 minutes in the car. I'd say if the GOAT bins it in the race, Williams should terminate his contract before he's Vespa'd back to the paddock.

Haas looks like a bunch of wankers again. What's up with them?


Yeah, if de Vries does good, he deserves GOATifi's seat. GOATifi's a pay driver, though, isn't he?

And if de Vries does get a seat, I propose the victory image (if that were to ever happen) should be along these lines:

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2022-09-10 11:07:41 PM  

iron de havilland: baka-san: Carter Pewterschmidt: baka-san: Carter Pewterschmidt: George is saying they expect Max to breeze past so his focus is trying to beat Leclerc.

Lewis is going to have a bad time starting 19th.

Expect him to blame the team

In the interview he blamed himself.

Nonetheless, the seven-time World Champion vowed to embrace the challenge ahead, saying: "You just always have to try and approach it - regardless of the situation - with the glass half full.
"I have no idea what we can do tomorrow. It could be - in the worst-case scenario - [being] stuck behind and following everybody for the whole race. The best that can happen is we get into the top 10 and get some points - that's got to be the goal.
"I made the mistake that's put me in this position to have to have a new engine and I'll use the experience to just work on my race craft - it needs work! I'm gonna brush off some of those damn cobwebs and get some good overtaking moves tomorrow if I can."

I stand by my statement

Dude, he's literally cited a quote directly from Hamilton placing the blame on himself. Your statement is invalid.


See, I'm talking about when he doesn't win, not right now
 
2022-09-10 11:09:30 PM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: With all the racers out of position, should be a good race.

Interesting how well McLaren qualified.

Maybe we'll get a first-time (or not-in-a-while) winner like Gasly and Ricciardo for a third year in a row.

Of course, a Ferrari 1-2, especially in those special liveries, wouldn't suck.

WTF1 slayed GOATifi about DeVries  outqualifying him with only 20 minutes in the car. I'd say if the GOAT bins it in the race, Williams should terminate his contract before he's Vespa'd back to the paddock.

Haas looks like a bunch of wankers again. What's up with them?


I think they have a deal with the money men, any time they start to show signs of promise

They are required to fark up
 
2022-09-10 11:17:26 PM  

baka-san: iron de havilland: baka-san: Carter Pewterschmidt: baka-san: Carter Pewterschmidt: George is saying they expect Max to breeze past so his focus is trying to beat Leclerc.

Lewis is going to have a bad time starting 19th.

Expect him to blame the team

In the interview he blamed himself.

Nonetheless, the seven-time World Champion vowed to embrace the challenge ahead, saying: "You just always have to try and approach it - regardless of the situation - with the glass half full.
"I have no idea what we can do tomorrow. It could be - in the worst-case scenario - [being] stuck behind and following everybody for the whole race. The best that can happen is we get into the top 10 and get some points - that's got to be the goal.
"I made the mistake that's put me in this position to have to have a new engine and I'll use the experience to just work on my race craft - it needs work! I'm gonna brush off some of those damn cobwebs and get some good overtaking moves tomorrow if I can."

I stand by my statement

Dude, he's literally cited a quote directly from Hamilton placing the blame on himself. Your statement is invalid.

See, I'm talking about when he doesn't win, not right now


But he's been pretty zen about that all season. He knows his car sucks and his team mate might be outperforming him.
 
2022-09-11 7:34:53 AM  
Hamilton said he's gonna take an ipad with him and watch game of thrones from the drs train.
 
2022-09-11 8:12:49 AM  
wonder if they will forgo the champagne shower

been almost exactly 22 years since the last time no spray
 
2022-09-11 8:18:56 AM  

baka-san: wonder if they will forgo the champagne shower

been almost exactly 22 years since the last time no spray


Did I miss something - someone died?
 
2022-09-11 8:19:55 AM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: baka-san: wonder if they will forgo the champagne shower

been almost exactly 22 years since the last time no spray

Did I miss something - someone died?


Oh, wait - the Queen, right?
 
2022-09-11 8:31:20 AM  
This race is too early in the morning after a late late 2 OT game.
 
2022-09-11 8:43:35 AM  
I have a feeling this may actually be a decent race. Also, I wonder who is going to bin it on the first lap in the first chicane.
 
2022-09-11 8:43:36 AM  
That's right, this is one of the we'll-take-the-engine-parts-grid-penalty-here races, which explains the jumbled-up starting grid.
 
2022-09-11 8:45:33 AM  

iron de havilland: baka-san: iron de havilland: baka-san: Carter Pewterschmidt: baka-san: Carter Pewterschmidt: George is saying they expect Max to breeze past so his focus is trying to beat Leclerc.

Lewis is going to have a bad time starting 19th.

Expect him to blame the team

In the interview he blamed himself.

Nonetheless, the seven-time World Champion vowed to embrace the challenge ahead, saying: "You just always have to try and approach it - regardless of the situation - with the glass half full.
"I have no idea what we can do tomorrow. It could be - in the worst-case scenario - [being] stuck behind and following everybody for the whole race. The best that can happen is we get into the top 10 and get some points - that's got to be the goal.
"I made the mistake that's put me in this position to have to have a new engine and I'll use the experience to just work on my race craft - it needs work! I'm gonna brush off some of those damn cobwebs and get some good overtaking moves tomorrow if I can."

I stand by my statement

Dude, he's literally cited a quote directly from Hamilton placing the blame on himself. Your statement is invalid.

See, I'm talking about when he doesn't win, not right now

But he's been pretty zen about that all season. He knows his car sucks and his team mate might be outperforming him.


Worse comes to worse, he can catch up on the new game of thrones?

"I was thinking of just taking my iPad with me in the race and when I'm in the DRS line just watch the new Game of Thrones."
 
2022-09-11 8:45:51 AM  
what the hell?
 
2022-09-11 8:46:39 AM  

ClavellBCMI: That's right, this is one of the we'll-take-the-engine-parts-grid-penalty-here races, which explains the jumbled-up starting grid.


I would laugh if every car took an engine penalty and the start grid ended up the same as qualifying just to stick to the FIA.
 
2022-09-11 8:47:10 AM  

baka-san: what the hell?


Somebody at Sky tried to hit the red button, but hit mute instead?
 
2022-09-11 8:49:46 AM  

DrunkenGator: baka-san: what the hell?

Somebody at Sky tried to hit the red button, but hit mute instead?


and with my favorite anthem too!

DAMN YOU RED BUTTON!
 
2022-09-11 8:49:48 AM  
andrea bocelli looked old as fark
 
2022-09-11 8:50:31 AM  

baka-san: what the hell?


I know, right? De Vries outqualified Latifi after literally just jumping in the car.
 
2022-09-11 8:53:10 AM  
this is your captain speaking, if you look out of the right side of the plane, you can see the back straight of Monza
 
2022-09-11 8:54:01 AM  
too bad the frecce tricolori didn't try the cardioide right on top of monza...
 
2022-09-11 8:56:22 AM  
Looking at that Sky remote, I realize my flippant little joke about hitting mute instead of the red button is quite a possibility.
 
2022-09-11 8:58:43 AM  
Italys national anthem is a banger
 
2022-09-11 9:00:41 AM  
Made it just in time. Rooting for de Vries.
 
2022-09-11 9:01:34 AM  
god, that old banking always reminds me of Grand Prix
 
2022-09-11 9:01:58 AM  

DrunkenGator: Looking at that Sky remote, I realize my flippant little joke about hitting mute instead of the red button is quite a possibility.


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Definitely a possibility.
 
2022-09-11 9:02:21 AM  
Checking in.....morning all.
 
2022-09-11 9:02:32 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: Made it just in time. Rooting for de Vries.


Rooting for chaos.
 
2022-09-11 9:02:44 AM  
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2022-09-11 9:02:45 AM  
Lets hope for the best but expect the worst.  Monza and DRS don't play well together and tend to result in a bland race.
 
2022-09-11 9:03:08 AM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Princip's Sandwich: Made it just in time. Rooting for de Vries.

Rooting for chaos.


Seb and Ferrari are on the grid. Chaos is guaranteed.
 
2022-09-11 9:03:29 AM  
First turn gonna be tough...
 
2022-09-11 9:03:53 AM  
Let's go Chaos!
 
2022-09-11 9:04:50 AM  
What a start for Russell.
 
2022-09-11 9:04:50 AM  
Has anyone else driven for two teams in one race weekend before De Vries?
 
2022-09-11 9:05:42 AM  
Enormous lockup back there.
 
2022-09-11 9:05:51 AM  
Bumping Astons
 
2022-09-11 9:06:00 AM  
Verstappen gobbling others up like Pacman.
 
2022-09-11 9:06:20 AM  
Nyck hanging tough in 8th.
 
2022-09-11 9:06:43 AM  
lmao, verstappen already in 3rd
 
2022-09-11 9:07:45 AM  
Norris just couldn't get going
 
2022-09-11 9:08:58 AM  
Bottas lost a wing.
 
2022-09-11 9:09:05 AM  
GOATifi already down 6 spots.
 
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