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(Lifehacker)   The intern has a method to keep white protein splatters off your clothes   (lifehacker.com) divider line
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777 clicks; posted to Food » on 07 Sep 2022 at 2:50 PM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-07 3:00:54 PM  
Lewinski joke in 1,,,2,,,3
 
2022-09-07 3:09:38 PM  
Opening the foil lid almost always results in a yogurt projectile

weird, not for me
 
2022-09-07 3:10:30 PM  
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2022-09-07 3:11:36 PM  
I try not to sling too much yogurt in the kitchen, but sometimes during the summer, those ripe melons are just too tempting.
 
2022-09-07 3:16:34 PM  

dereksmalls: Lewinski joke in 1,,,2,,,3


Came here to say that was definitely not a Clinton administration intern.
 
2022-09-07 3:17:51 PM  
I'm just in here to say that I miss Tintar.  Where are you? Please come back!
 
2022-09-07 3:18:48 PM  
If you're buying yogurt from the supermarket, I can see how it might splatter when you open the lid.

But who does that anymore? I've been culturing my own yogurt at home from a starter I received from a Bulgarian grandmother in Sofia back in 2007. Screw top lids, ftw, I suppose.

But if you want to eat that curdled crap they sell at Kroger, hey, be my guest.
 
2022-09-07 3:21:39 PM  
If it's that big of a problem, wear a bib?
 
2022-09-07 3:25:48 PM  

phedex: I'm just in here to say that I miss Tintar.  Where are you? Please come back!


yes!!!
 
2022-09-07 3:36:27 PM  

eviljimbo: Opening the foil lid almost always results in a yogurt projectile

weird, not for me


Never been a problem for me either. Splatter free from single servings to quarts. Ditto sour cream and salsa.
 
2022-09-07 3:39:00 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: If you're buying yogurt from the supermarket, I can see how it might splatter when you open the lid.

But who does that anymore? I've been culturing my own yogurt at home from a starter I received from a Bulgarian grandmother in Sofia back in 2007. Screw top lids, ftw, I suppose.

But if you want to eat that curdled crap they sell at Kroger, hey, be my guest.


I bet you got really really into baking bread during the pandemic.
 
2022-09-07 3:40:18 PM  
Jerk that lid off -i mean open that lil yogurt- away from yourself!

"Problem" fully solved......

Man, these are some bottom barrel "hacks" writing for us these days
 
2022-09-07 3:41:38 PM  
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2022-09-07 4:08:49 PM  
Open it away from you, or poke a hole in the lid.

This "article" could literally have been one sentence and lacked for nothing.
 
2022-09-07 4:09:26 PM  

phedex: I'm just in here to say that I miss Tintar.  Where are you? Please come back!


wait, where'd he go?
 
2022-09-07 4:10:10 PM  

mekkab: phedex: I'm just in here to say that I miss Tintar.  Where are you? Please come back!

wait, where'd he go?


No one knows ☹
 
2022-09-07 4:28:18 PM  

mekkab: phedex: I'm just in here to say that I miss Tintar.  Where are you? Please come back!

wait, where'd he go?


Tintar was a special color above my other favorites;  Only tintar and woodyhayes get Cyan #1, favorite because of our shared love of the dollar tree.
 
2022-09-07 4:49:32 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: If you're buying yogurt from the supermarket, I can see how it might splatter when you open the lid.

But who does that anymore? I've been culturing my own yogurt at home from a starter I received from a Bulgarian grandmother in Sofia back in 2007. Screw top lids, ftw, I suppose.

But if you want to eat that curdled crap they sell at Kroger, hey, be my guest.


I got a starter from your Bulgarian grandmother too.
 
2022-09-07 5:16:30 PM  

luna1580: mekkab: phedex: I'm just in here to say that I miss Tintar.  Where are you? Please come back!

wait, where'd he go?

No one knows ☹


Has anyone got McButt's cell number?  This is worrisome
 
2022-09-07 5:19:18 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: luna1580: mekkab: phedex: I'm just in here to say that I miss Tintar.  Where are you? Please come back!

wait, where'd he go?

No one knows ☹

Has anyone got McButt's cell number?  This is worrisome


me. no reply for a few weeks 😞
 
2022-09-07 5:25:29 PM  

luna1580: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: luna1580: mekkab: phedex: I'm just in here to say that I miss Tintar.  Where are you? Please come back!

wait, where'd he go?

No one knows ☹

Has anyone got McButt's cell number?  This is worrisome

me. no reply for a few weeks 😞


Life happens to everybody, I am very hopeful there is an innocuous and very pedestrian reason for his absence.
🙏
 
2022-09-07 6:26:27 PM  

eviljimbo: Opening the foil lid almost always results in a yogurt projectile

weird, not for me


Same here.

I've never had that happen before.
 
2022-09-07 6:31:52 PM  

johnny_vegas: luna1580: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: luna1580: mekkab: phedex: I'm just in here to say that I miss Tintar.  Where are you? Please come back!

wait, where'd he go?

No one knows ☹

Has anyone got McButt's cell number?  This is worrisome

me. no reply for a few weeks 😞

Life happens to everybody, I am very hopeful there is an innocuous and very pedestrian reason for his absence.
🙏


Yeah - fingers crossed
 
2022-09-07 6:49:23 PM  
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2022-09-07 8:52:44 PM  
Sometimes you just get excited
 
2022-09-07 9:15:11 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Sometimes you just get excited


and things squirt out? on your teacher lunch breaks?

🧐

jajajaajajajajaajajjjaajaja, you make me laugh
 
2022-09-07 9:17:41 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Sometimes you just get excited


p.s.

i'm barely crazy anymore. my meds and "school" totally worked! yay!
 
2022-09-07 9:22:01 PM  
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2022-09-07 9:35:58 PM  

nakmuay: [Fark user image image 500x368]


(ballooning spiderwebs provide lift, no air current required)

/looking for FOUR IDENTICAL Spidermen a-pointing (lalala)
 
2022-09-07 9:42:36 PM  

luna1580: Axeofjudgement: Sometimes you just get excited

p.s.

i'm barely crazy anymore. my meds and "school" totally worked! yay!


woah, i personally used positive anymore, an old pet peeve of mine where it subs in for "these days."

my mind must be more open, yet less manic. good!

sweet dreams and goodness, mine farkers

🤗
 
2022-09-07 9:46:43 PM  
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2022-09-07 9:59:38 PM  

austerity101: Open it away from you, or poke a hole in the lid.

This "article" could literally have been one sentence and lacked for nothing.


Instructions unclear, dick stuck in the yoghurt.
 
2022-09-07 11:11:41 PM  
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2022-09-07 11:44:23 PM  
I have never hear of, nor experienced a yogurt splatter
 
2022-09-08 12:40:12 AM  
CSI Parody
Youtube nWpeSGUDSgA
 
2022-09-08 10:32:00 AM  
Life Hack seems to be a really easy place to get published. I'm working on an article about spoons and other stirring options.
 
2022-09-08 10:53:18 AM  

red5ish: Life Hack seems to be a really easy place to get published. I'm working on an article about spoons and other stirring options.


Careful, they know this cool life hack where you just don't pay authors for shiat and keep all the money - works real well apparently
 
2022-09-08 1:00:21 PM  
This guy could have used it.

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Man Ate Too Much Indian Food // Funny 911 Call
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2022-09-08 4:42:25 PM  
Nice ad timing:

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