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(NYPost)   Call me old fashioned but I prefer soap made without human breast milk   (nypost.com) divider line
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1701 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Sep 2022 at 3:05 PM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-06 1:02:55 PM  
All the more breast milk soap for me, thanks.
 
2022-09-06 1:59:16 PM  
Why is it called breast milk and not human milk? All milk is made from mammary glands, it's all "breast" milk.
 
2022-09-06 3:07:02 PM  
What about soap made from human body fat?

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2022-09-06 3:07:09 PM  
I read that as soup. Eww!
 
2022-09-06 3:09:12 PM  
Making soap with milk smells horrid until it cures.  Do not recommend.
 
2022-09-06 3:11:40 PM  
How to make DIY breast milk

Um...
 
2022-09-06 3:11:43 PM  
Fight Club: We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them
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2022-09-06 3:11:59 PM  
The breast soap I have ever used!
 
2022-09-06 3:12:42 PM  

LivinaParadox: Making soap with milk smells horrid until it cures.  Do not recommend.


Boobie trap?
 
2022-09-06 3:14:47 PM  
I tried it.

It tastes terrible.
 
2022-09-06 3:15:09 PM  

Ambivalence: Why is it called breast milk and not human milk? All milk is made from mammary glands, it's all "breast" milk.


Because breast is best

/I'm more of a leg and ass man myself
 
2022-09-06 3:15:28 PM  
Wouldn't the purported health benefits be even better if you just bathed in it?

I mean, after saponification, most of the human-specific fats and esters are gonna become pretty much unrecognizable.

For best results, express a few wet nurses into a tub and jump in before it cools off.
 
2022-09-06 3:15:47 PM  
If it helps babies with their acne I guess I am all for it, I guess, but I'd just stick to a bar of unadulterated Pears to deal with the comedones* and stuff.

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*cha cha cha
 
2022-09-06 3:15:52 PM  
Great, soap that you have to keep at -20C until you want to use it. Sounds super great. There is absolutely nothing in breast milk that would make it effective as soap. The fat is coming from the coconut oil and glycerin. Breast milk is great for keeping babies alive and transferring some information from the mother's immune system--literally a virus update patch for your child after birth. Other than that, it's just fatty, sugary milk. Rubbing it on yourself is nothing--beyond the obvious benefit of satisfying sexual proclivities. It's still fine for that.
 
2022-09-06 3:16:40 PM  
She just melted soap and then put sh*t into it.
If you really want to DIY some soap, start with hardwood ash and rainwater.
 
2022-09-06 3:16:50 PM  

bughunter: For best results, express a few wet nurses into a tub and jump in before it cools off.


Kinky
 
2022-09-06 3:17:22 PM  
sis inlaw wouldn't let me drink her boobie milk. fark, I saw the dozen bottles sitting on the table with a few drops in each and assumed it was some sort of baby shower party thing where everyone samples the milk. The look of horror on her face when I picked up a bottle and went to drink it was worth the yelling I received.
 
2022-09-06 3:17:48 PM  
Im really only concerned if the breasts this milk came from are hot.
 
2022-09-06 3:20:25 PM  

Gawdzila: She just melted soap and then put sh*t into it.
If you really want to DIY some soap, start with hardwood ash and rainwater.


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2022-09-06 3:21:11 PM  
They say you're supposed to sell your crafts on Etsy for time + 3x cost.  If my body is always making breast milk, should I consider billing for 24 hours or just the time I spend pumping?
 
2022-09-06 3:22:00 PM  

maudibjr: Im really only concerned if the breasts this milk came from are hot.


Yeah the only thing that creeps me out about breast milk is the fact that it just as likely came from a big hairy nipple as from a perky little titty.

I really don't like the odds with random breast milk.

/i'll stick to random cow milk
//and I try not to think too much about that, either
 
2022-09-06 3:22:10 PM  
Where human breast milk might come from
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2022-09-06 3:23:24 PM  

bingethinker: I read that as soup. Eww!


Not enough milk fat to make a decent chowder
 
2022-09-06 3:25:16 PM  

RobotSpider: Great, soap that you have to keep at -20C until you want to use it. Sounds super great. There is absolutely nothing in breast milk that would make it effective as soap. The fat is coming from the coconut oil and glycerin. Breast milk is great for keeping babies alive and transferring some information from the mother's immune system--literally a virus update patch for your child after birth. Other than that, it's just fatty, sugary milk. Rubbing it on yourself is nothing--beyond the obvious benefit of satisfying sexual proclivities. It's still fine for that.


The fat is what makes it effective as soap. Soap is a lipid salt produced by reacting saponifiable fats with a strong base. Also, human milk is not particularly fatty compared to other types of milk.
 
2022-09-06 3:25:29 PM  

foo monkey: They say you're supposed to sell your crafts on Etsy for time + 3x cost.  If my body is always making breast milk, should I consider billing for 24 hours or just the time I spend pumping?


At least account for the time you spend on food prep and the expense of any special ingredients to boost a target micronutrient profile.
 
2022-09-06 3:26:27 PM  
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2022-09-06 3:26:47 PM  

Ambivalence: Why is it called breast milk and not human milk? All milk is made from mammary glands, it's all "breast" milk.


Nope. Breast milk, like oat milk and almond milk, is made by soaking breasts in water and then filtering out all the titty solids. Which are themselves dried and sold as sprinkles.

/ the more you know...
 
2022-09-06 3:31:22 PM  
Breast milk is a very valuable comody. If you have extra, I suggest donating to the neo-natal ward.
 
2022-09-06 3:31:44 PM  
TikTok mom explains how to make DIY breast milk soap at home attention whore to the absolute maximum.
 
2022-09-06 3:32:58 PM  

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: Ambivalence: Why is it called breast milk and not human milk? All milk is made from mammary glands, it's all "breast" milk.

Nope. Breast milk, like oat milk and almond milk, is made by soaking breasts in water and then filtering out all the titty solids. Which are themselves dried and sold as sprinkles.



I have news for you...

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2022-09-06 3:33:09 PM  
Commodity!
 
2022-09-06 3:35:09 PM  

Ambivalence: Why is it called breast milk and not human milk? All milk is made from mammary glands, it's all "breast" milk.


Because it comes from a breast, not a teat.


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/I really don't know
 
2022-09-06 3:35:45 PM  
Can we just skip the soap part and wash with sodium hydroxide and tri-calcium phosphate? These peeps are making things too complicated.
 
2022-09-06 3:35:51 PM  

Russ1642: What about soap made from human body fat?

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the first rule of fat club is you don't talk about fat club
 
2022-09-06 3:36:27 PM  
There is no DIY soap here; all they did was buy some soap, melt it in the microwave, then contaminate it.

You could extract the fat from human milk and actually make soap with it.  But that's not what they did.
Which is actually good, as making soap out of human fat is just too terrifying a concept to think about.
 
2022-09-06 3:37:15 PM  

hegelsghost: Commodity!


Commode-titty?

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2022-09-06 3:39:46 PM  
JFC, another mommy huffing her own farts, beleiving that her procreating has somehow endowed her with superpowers.

Parents: GET. THE. FARK. OVER. YOURSELVES.

You farked, got pregnant. Congrats. Dogs do it in alleyways as well. You're not special.
 
2022-09-06 3:40:53 PM  

Gawdzila: She just melted soap and then put sh*t into it.
If you really want to DIY some soap, start with hardwood ash and rainwater.


Start with seeds. Never trust trees grown by someone else.
 
2022-09-06 3:45:40 PM  
(video starts with milk already in a bag)

/leaves disappointed
 
2022-09-06 3:46:21 PM  

functionisalwaystaken: Ambivalence: Why is it called breast milk and not human milk? All milk is made from mammary glands, it's all "breast" milk.

Because breast is best

/I'm more of a leg and ass man myself


Just a reminder, stay away from the morgue. Probation, remember
 
2022-09-06 3:47:55 PM  

stuhayes2010: Ambivalence: Why is it called breast milk and not human milk? All milk is made from mammary glands, it's all "breast" milk.

Because it comes from a breast, not a teat.


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       Teats

/I really don't know


Imagine if humans had udders.

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2022-09-06 3:48:24 PM  

Gawdzila: She just melted soap and then put sh*t into it.
If you really want to DIY some soap, start with hardwood ash and rainwater.


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YOU LYE
 
2022-09-06 3:49:03 PM  

darch: JFC, another mommy huffing her own farts, beleiving that her procreating has somehow endowed her with superpowers.

Parents: GET. THE. FARK. OVER. YOURSELVES.

You farked, got pregnant. Congrats. Dogs do it in alleyways as well. You're not special.


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2022-09-06 4:03:54 PM  

stuhayes2010: Ambivalence: Why is it called breast milk and not human milk? All milk is made from mammary glands, it's all "breast" milk.

Because it comes from a breast, not a teat.


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         Teats


/I really don't know


"Tits" is just the misspelling/etymological shift of "teats". TMYK.
 
2022-09-06 4:09:01 PM  

Noah_Tall: I tried it.

It tastes terrible.


Breast milk or soap?
 
2022-09-06 4:10:24 PM  

Arthur Two Sheds Jackson: Where human breast milk might come from
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I think the silicone might get in the way.
 
2022-09-06 4:17:55 PM  

Ambivalence: Why is it called breast milk and not human milk? All milk is made from mammary glands, it's all "breast" milk.


My cat has nipples, can you get breast milk from her?
 
2022-09-06 4:21:26 PM  

Lambskincoat: Ambivalence: Why is it called breast milk and not human milk? All milk is made from mammary glands, it's all "breast" milk.

My cat has nipples, can you get breast milk from her?


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2022-09-06 4:39:31 PM  
TikTok Mom produces more milk than her own baby needs. Instead of donating it to a baby struggling to survive, she turns it into a bacteria carnival and plans to rub said bacteria carnival on her infant. I could be less impressed, but it would be difficult to achieve.
 
2022-09-06 4:46:46 PM  

Noah_Tall: I tried it.

It tastes terrible.


Stop cussing and you wouldn't have to.
 
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