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(Yahoo)   Wanted: Men who like to dress in outrageously colorful costumes and worship another man's body   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2022-09-02 2:16:58 AM  
Hello!
 
2022-09-02 7:03:47 AM  
A man who wears a dress in public and rides around in a car with a giant glass enclosure on the back, not unlike a Vegas strippermobile, so he can have people - including children - gawk and wave at him as he parades by!

(and I assumed TFA was asking for morons to dress up in colonial garb to guard this weekend's Trump rally)
 
2022-09-02 7:25:08 AM  
I suppose he needs a battalion of guards because of his message of peace and love
 
2022-09-02 8:38:36 AM  
The Devil's promise: "Believe and me and you go to Heaven no matter what you did or think!"
 
2022-09-02 8:40:34 AM  
farking Halberdiers will fark u up
 
2022-09-02 8:40:53 AM  
FTFA: "
Enrolment is open to single Swiss men between 19-31 years old who are practicing Catholics in good health, with an "impeccable reputation and be at least 1.74 meters (5 feet, seven inches) tall, and have completed basic training in the Swiss army," according to the guard's website.
They can get married after serving for five years."

Applicants must supply own coconut oil sun tan lotion.
 
2022-09-02 8:54:06 AM  
Clutch - Unto the Breach (Houston 01.07.15) HD
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2022-09-02 8:55:31 AM  
What men who like to dress in outrageously colorful costumes and worship another man's body look like
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2022-09-02 8:59:48 AM  
You know guys...not everything is about trump.

You might want to give it a rest once in a while.
 
2022-09-02 9:06:42 AM  
"Ahead of the 2025 Holy Year, when millions of pilgrims are expected to visit the Vatican"

I haven't had my morning coffee yet, so naturally read that as "ahead of the 2025 Holy War", and was like "holy shiat, the Christians and the Muslims plan this shiat out like a play date?"

With how absolutely farked up the timeline is, that would actually not be surprising
 
2022-09-02 9:09:36 AM  
Lol great headline, Subby
 
2022-09-02 9:16:12 AM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: You know guys...not everything is about trump.

You might want to give it a rest once in a while.


You're not the boss of me.
 
2022-09-02 9:18:19 AM  
"WANTED: 25 men to guard the pope. Must be Catholic. Must be Swiss"

Isn't that kind of discrimination actually illegal?

And if not, doesn't that make Vatican the same as the Taliban?
 
2022-09-02 9:25:25 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: "WANTED: 25 men to guard the pope. Must be Catholic. Must be Swiss"

Isn't that kind of discrimination actually illegal?

And if not, doesn't that make Vatican the same as the Taliban?


I guess the Vatican isn't subject to US employment law. Who knew?
 
2022-09-02 9:32:33 AM  
Eat another man's body, Submitter.
 
2022-09-02 9:32:43 AM  
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Because the imaginary Sky Wizard doesn't stop the crazy shooters. Tater tots and pears, guy.
 
2022-09-02 9:37:41 AM  
Military Industrial Complex gotta expand somehow.
 
2022-09-02 9:39:12 AM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: You know guys...not everything is about trump.

You might want to give it a rest once in a while.


It is to Trump
 
2022-09-02 9:42:09 AM  

MythDragon: brainlordmesomorph: "WANTED: 25 men to guard the pope. Must be Catholic. Must be Swiss"

Isn't that kind of discrimination actually illegal?

And if not, doesn't that make Vatican the same as the Taliban?

I guess the Vatican isn't subject to US employment law. Who knew?


I did.

But the EU? or just the UN?

We're screaming bloody murder at Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia over religious and sex discrimination. Shouldn't Vatican City be same shiatlist of discriminatory backward countries?

If they were brown people we wouldn't be tolerating this, but they're white so that's OK.
 
2022-09-02 9:42:14 AM  
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2022-09-02 9:45:18 AM  
Seems like an easy job these days. Nobody outside of Catholics gives a crap about the Pope anymore. The days of wanting to cap the Pope are in the past, I imagine. There are other, more prominent, more immediately-worrisome figures that draw that sort of attention now, and let's face it: The last two Popes haven't exactly been John Paul II, who really drew some well-deserved ire in his time as His Holiness of the Catholic pantheon and was a big reason they came up with the bulletproof bless-you bulb.

So sure, if you want a relatively easy gig, jump on the Pope train. You might even get laid.
 
2022-09-02 9:47:56 AM  
Must be SWISS!? AND CATHOLIC!? AND STRAIGHT!?
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/I'm only one of those... The one that wasn't explicitly called out.
//Wouldn't consider it anyway even if I did qualify.
 
2022-09-02 9:48:32 AM  

flappy_penguin: farking Halberdiers will fark u up


Well, don't they go almost last in combat order?  Is weapon speed not a thing anymore?

Plus, what type of halberd?

Halberd
Halberd-pick
Halberd-Glaive
Halberd-Gusiarme-Glaive
Halberd-Hammer-Pick
Halberd-Hammer-Pick-Gusiarme-Glaive-Halberd
 
2022-09-02 10:09:26 AM  
The DNC ?
/dnrtfa
 
2022-09-02 10:14:06 AM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: You know guys...not everything is about trump.

You might want to give it a rest once in a while.


Forget it...they're on a roll...
 
2022-09-02 10:36:10 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: "WANTED: 25 men to guard the pope. Must be Catholic. Must be Swiss"

Isn't that kind of discrimination actually illegal?

And if not, doesn't that make Vatican the same as the Taliban?


It's the Swiss Guard, I mean it's right there on the tin.
 
2022-09-02 11:12:08 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: "WANTED: 25 men to guard the pope. Must be Catholic. Must be Swiss"

Isn't that kind of discrimination actually illegal?

And if not, doesn't that make Vatican the same as the Taliban?


They have to be Swiss because they have to be holey.
 
2022-09-02 1:28:32 PM  

ajgeek: Must be SWISS!? AND CATHOLIC!? AND STRAIGHT!?
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/I'm only one of those... The one that wasn't explicitly called out.
//Wouldn't consider it anyway even if I did qualify.


Why are you upset about something you wouldn't consider anyway?
 
2022-09-02 1:33:44 PM  

Mad_Radhu: [Fark user image image 425x716]


Assassin's Creed 2: Assassination of Pope Rodrigo
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2022-09-02 8:19:29 PM  

LOLITROLU: ajgeek: Must be SWISS!? AND CATHOLIC!? AND STRAIGHT!?
[c.tenor.com image 220x166]
/I'm only one of those... The one that wasn't explicitly called out.
//Wouldn't consider it anyway even if I did qualify.

Why are you upset about something you wouldn't consider anyway?


Daily outrage quotient. Must be met, or I explode.

/Or is it implode?
 
2022-09-03 2:38:29 AM  

Nirbo: FTFA: "
Enrolment is open to single Swiss men between 19-31 years old who are practicing Catholics in good health, with an "impeccable reputation and be at least 1.74 meters (5 feet, seven inches) tall, and have completed basic training in the Swiss army," according to the guard's website.
They can get married after serving for five years."

Applicants must supply own coconut oil sun tan lotion.


Can they get married in one giant polycule or do they have to pair off?
 
2022-09-03 7:04:31 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Eat another man's body, Submitter.


Would have given it away.

/Subby
 
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