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(The Drive)   Tesla owners are also wimps: hunger strike over after 24 hours   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Hunger strike, hunger strike, Bobby Sands, British Empire, Mahatma Gandhi, group of Norwegian Tesla owners, Colonialism, Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi  
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713 clicks; posted to Business » on 01 Sep 2022 at 2:35 AM (29 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-08-31 9:12:16 PM  
Maybe they got hungry.
2022-08-31 9:44:10 PM  
Did they really think Elon would do a damn thing about their lemons?
2022-08-31 11:34:29 PM  

baka-san: Did they really think Elon would do a damn thing about their lemons?

"Those sheep? I already have their money."
2022-09-01 12:20:30 AM  
"Hunger strike ends when hunger strikes"
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2022-09-01 2:23:35 AM  
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Good Idea: Transportation

Bad Idea: Buying transportation and threatening to kill yourself over it
2022-09-01 2:38:16 AM  
Bobby Sands shakes his head and says, "Pathetic."
2022-09-01 5:12:14 AM  
Hey Tesla owners... have a Snickers.
2022-09-01 5:50:58 AM  
If you want to get the cult leader's attention, you have to treat him like the leader of North Korea. Let me demonstrate:

My dear Lord, I'm sorry to write you about something so trivial. I know how busy you are building a new utopian society in the stars which I will never be worthy to live in. You see, your cars are perfect. Flawless. The greatest ever. But because of my simpleton mind, I am having trouble operating them. I know this makes me unworthy of owning one, but I pray you take mercy on me and provide me some guidance on its proper operation.
2022-09-01 8:24:56 AM  
I hear they both got the Big Mac, Fish Fillet, XXL fries and a large Diet Coke. It's called the J6 Special.
2022-09-01 9:42:05 AM  
Of course Elon isn't going to notice. He's too busy inventing the tunnel.
2022-09-01 9:43:39 AM  
Shiat like is this is why no one takes the current generation seriously.
2022-09-01 6:42:51 PM  
Starving themselves because the banality of food no longer satiates in comparison to the total sensory experience of their new Tesla, I can assure you.
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