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    More: Amusing, Major League Baseball, Chicago Cubs, Rogers Centre, Wrigley Field, ball games, baseball games, Blue Jays, Monday evening  
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OldRod [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-08-30 8:36:24 PM  
18 votes:
Multiple ball games took place at the Rogers Centre in Toronto on Monday evening - one of them between the Blue Jays and the Chicago Cubs, the other between a man and a woman in the nosebleed section of the stadium.

Nice!
 
somedude210 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-08-30 7:33:47 PM  
15 votes:
That's the deepest anyone has scored in that stadium since the early 90s!
 
Chemlight Battery
2022-08-30 10:17:39 PM  
15 votes:
Two people were seen engaging in an apparent sex act

In case you were wondering, the sex act they were engaging in was sex.
 
little big man [TotalFark]
2022-08-30 9:43:07 PM  
10 votes:
If she were to be facing the other direction, there would be two out before the inning even started.
 
Candygram for Mongo
2022-08-31 2:11:10 AM  
10 votes:
Dors this count as a mound visit?
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2022-08-30 9:41:24 PM  
7 votes:

markie_farkie: Pixelated naughty bits are hardly NSFW, folks.


....but enough about Japanese porn.
 
KingKauff
2022-08-30 10:41:48 PM  
6 votes:
The count is two balls, and there's a hard one up the middle!  I think he's gonna score!
 
ElFugawz [BareFark]
2022-08-31 12:30:45 AM  
6 votes:

Chemlight Battery: Two people were seen engaging in an apparent sex act

In case you were wondering, the sex act they were engaging in was sex.


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Gubbo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-08-30 7:06:58 PM  
5 votes:
Is baseball in Canada so boring that you need to fark, or so exciting that you have to fark
 
The Smails Kid
2022-08-31 12:49:24 AM  
4 votes:

KingKauff: The count is two balls, and there's a hard one up the middle!  I think he's gonna score!


STOP RIGHT THERE!
 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark]
2022-08-31 12:55:42 AM  
4 votes:

common sense is an oxymoron: I'd tell them to get a room, but this is Toronto...

https://www.upi.com/Archives/1990/05/18/Fans-distracted-by-sex-during-Blue-Jays-game/7438643003200/


"a male guest in the hotel, built into the SkyDome itself, masturbated in the window of his suite in front of thousands of Blue Jays fans"

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koder [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-08-30 9:00:05 PM  
3 votes:
The Jays beat the Cubs, 5-4.

I mean get these people sone season tickets.
 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-08-30 9:43:40 PM  
3 votes:

The_Sponge: markie_farkie: Pixelated naughty bits are hardly NSFW, folks.

....but enough about Japanese porn.


Not enough tentacles involved.
 
The Prionic Woman
2022-08-30 10:06:17 PM  
3 votes:
There's no crying (out oh god! oh god!) in baseball
 
stoli n coke
2022-08-30 11:52:46 PM  
2 votes:
They wanted to join the .31 kilometre club?
 
nhoj1962
2022-08-31 12:47:59 AM  
2 votes:
"No charges were laid"  (I see what you did there, Mr. reporter...LOL)
 
phishrace
2022-08-30 10:19:25 PM  
1 vote:
That was me and subby's mom. Just trying to get it on Fark. It worked.
 
King Something [TotalFark]
2022-08-30 11:03:55 PM  
1 vote:
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