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    More: Amusing, Major League Baseball, Chicago Cubs, Rogers Centre, Wrigley Field, ball games, baseball games, Blue Jays, Monday evening  
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markie_farkie [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-08-30 6:55:01 PM  
Pixelated naughty bits are hardly NSFW, folks.

Batter up, two balls, and he made it to home plate!
 
no1curr [TotalFark]
2022-08-30 6:58:17 PM  
Meh. Let the fark, probably more interesting than the game
 
Gubbo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-08-30 7:06:58 PM  
Is baseball in Canada so boring that you need to fark, or so exciting that you have to fark
 
somedude210 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-08-30 7:33:47 PM  
That's the deepest anyone has scored in that stadium since the early 90s!
 
OldRod [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-08-30 8:36:24 PM  
Multiple ball games took place at the Rogers Centre in Toronto on Monday evening - one of them between the Blue Jays and the Chicago Cubs, the other between a man and a woman in the nosebleed section of the stadium.

Nice!
 
koder [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-08-30 9:00:05 PM  
The Jays beat the Cubs, 5-4.

I mean get these people sone season tickets.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2022-08-30 9:41:24 PM  

markie_farkie: Pixelated naughty bits are hardly NSFW, folks.


....but enough about Japanese porn.
 
little big man [TotalFark]
2022-08-30 9:43:07 PM  
If she were to be facing the other direction, there would be two out before the inning even started.
 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-08-30 9:43:40 PM  

The_Sponge: markie_farkie: Pixelated naughty bits are hardly NSFW, folks.

....but enough about Japanese porn.


Not enough tentacles involved.
 
The Prionic Woman
2022-08-30 10:06:17 PM  
There's no crying (out oh god! oh god!) in baseball
 
Chemlight Battery
2022-08-30 10:17:39 PM  
Two people were seen engaging in an apparent sex act

In case you were wondering, the sex act they were engaging in was sex.
 
phishrace
2022-08-30 10:19:25 PM  
That was me and subby's mom. Just trying to get it on Fark. It worked.
 
KingKauff
2022-08-30 10:41:48 PM  
The count is two balls, and there's a hard one up the middle!  I think he's gonna score!
 
King Something [TotalFark]
2022-08-30 11:03:55 PM  
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common sense is an oxymoron [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-08-30 11:44:33 PM  
I'd tell them to get a room, but this is Toronto...

https://www.upi.com/Archives/1990/05/18/Fans-distracted-by-sex-during-Blue-Jays-game/7438643003200/
 
stoli n coke
2022-08-30 11:52:46 PM  
They wanted to join the .31 kilometre club?
 
ElFugawz [BareFark]
2022-08-31 12:30:45 AM  

Chemlight Battery: Two people were seen engaging in an apparent sex act

In case you were wondering, the sex act they were engaging in was sex.


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mikaloyd [OhFark]
2022-08-31 12:42:36 AM  
This seems like a Cubs fan thing
 
nhoj1962
2022-08-31 12:47:59 AM  
"No charges were laid"  (I see what you did there, Mr. reporter...LOL)
 
The Smails Kid
2022-08-31 12:49:24 AM  

KingKauff: The count is two balls, and there's a hard one up the middle!  I think he's gonna score!


STOP RIGHT THERE!
 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark]
2022-08-31 12:55:42 AM  

common sense is an oxymoron: I'd tell them to get a room, but this is Toronto...

https://www.upi.com/Archives/1990/05/18/Fans-distracted-by-sex-during-Blue-Jays-game/7438643003200/


"a male guest in the hotel, built into the SkyDome itself, masturbated in the window of his suite in front of thousands of Blue Jays fans"

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Mole Man
2022-08-31 1:27:46 AM  

Gubbo: Is baseball in Canada so boring that you need to fark, or so exciting that you have to fark


Only time baseball was exciting in Canada is when the Expos were around.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2022-08-31 1:39:22 AM  

Mole Man: Gubbo: Is baseball in Canada so boring that you need to fark, or so exciting that you have to fark

Only time baseball was exciting in Canada is when the Expos were around.


And what was the last year they were exciting?  2004 or earlier?

Side note:

I met Gary Carter at an autograph event many years ago....he was cool with everyone.

R.I.P.
 
Candygram for Mongo
2022-08-31 2:11:10 AM  
Dors this count as a mound visit?
 
Kurohone
2022-08-31 12:08:52 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: I'd tell them to get a room, but this is Toronto...

https://www.upi.com/Archives/1990/05/18/Fans-distracted-by-sex-during-Blue-Jays-game/7438643003200/


I was 14 years old, just moved to Toronto, and heading into Grade 8.

That dude was living the dream for every guy in the class I tell you.
 
Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient
2022-08-31 12:10:38 PM  
The Ol' Ball Game.
 
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