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605 clicks; posted to Food » on 30 Aug 2022 at 7:05 PM (22 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-30 4:35:55 PM  
I hate mustard on hot dogs.

or hamburgers, or anything else for that matter, except maybe a liverwurst sandwich
 
2022-08-30 4:42:54 PM  
Oh yeah?

F*CK you.  I'll put whatever I want on my hot dog.

/Mustard and relish FTW
//Mustard and sauerkraut if it's a Bratwurst
///Three for condiment liberty
 
2022-08-30 4:49:20 PM  
It's lips and assholes. Put whatever you want on it.
 
2022-08-30 4:49:44 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: F*CK you.  I'll put whatever I want on my hot dog.


Man, Rage Against The Machine's new material just doesn't have the same edge.
 
2022-08-30 4:52:49 PM  
Hot dogs are not sandwiches.
 
2022-08-30 4:55:53 PM  

Dj Orange Threat: Hot dogs are not sandwiches.


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2022-08-30 4:56:23 PM  
Ketchup and mustard.  Possibly a bit of cheese, or pickle relish, or shredded onions.  But definitely ketchup & mustard.  In the context of hot dog toppings, think of ketchup as chili for wimpy people.
 
2022-08-30 5:02:23 PM  
Watch me and get mad about it.
 
2022-08-30 5:03:14 PM  
Everyone knows that all universal statements are trashiat2 comes down to quality and preparation for both the ketchup and the hot dog.  I generally don't like ketchup on hot dogs, but if I'm at a place that does house-made ketchup and good quality hot dogs, I won't say no.
 
2022-08-30 5:04:58 PM  
That...was an unexpected filterpwn.
 
2022-08-30 5:31:02 PM  
What kind of person thinks they have the right to tell others what to put on their hot dog?

Assholes. Childish, self-important assholes.
 
2022-08-30 5:31:54 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Dj Orange Threat: Hot dogs are not sandwiches.

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...........man i hate getting proven wrong.  That would qualify as a hot dog sandwich (or sammich depending on your location) as there is a top and bottom piece of bread.
 
2022-08-30 5:32:48 PM  

Dj Orange Threat: Ivo Shandor: Dj Orange Threat: Hot dogs are not sandwiches.

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...........man i hate getting proven wrong.  That would qualify as a hot dog sandwich (or sammich depending on your location) as there is a top and bottom piece of bread.


Are sandwiches from Subway sandwiches?
 
2022-08-30 5:36:09 PM  
Wait until they find out I add wasabi to my soy sauce at the sushi place
 
2022-08-30 5:45:37 PM  
There are just some rules that are there to keep us all safe, and that's one of them.
 
2022-08-30 5:54:28 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: Dj Orange Threat: Ivo Shandor: Dj Orange Threat: Hot dogs are not sandwiches.

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...........man i hate getting proven wrong.  That would qualify as a hot dog sandwich (or sammich depending on your location) as there is a top and bottom piece of bread.

Are sandwiches from Subway sandwiches?


The old ones were.
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2022-08-30 5:56:56 PM  

Dj Orange Threat: Ivo Shandor: Dj Orange Threat: Hot dogs are not sandwiches.

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...........man i hate getting proven wrong.  That would qualify as a hot dog sandwich (or sammich depending on your location) as there is a top and bottom piece of bread.


If you want to win on a technicality you can say that hot dogs are a component of a hot dog sandwich.
 
2022-08-30 5:58:53 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: Dj Orange Threat: Ivo Shandor: Dj Orange Threat: Hot dogs are not sandwiches.

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...........man i hate getting proven wrong.  That would qualify as a hot dog sandwich (or sammich depending on your location) as there is a top and bottom piece of bread.

Are sandwiches from Subway sandwiches?


I'm not sure. I would assume yes as they have bread on top and bottom, whereas a hot dog is traditionally open on the top with the bread on sides and bottom.
 
2022-08-30 6:00:16 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Martian_Astronomer: Dj Orange Threat: Ivo Shandor: Dj Orange Threat: Hot dogs are not sandwiches.

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...........man i hate getting proven wrong.  That would qualify as a hot dog sandwich (or sammich depending on your location) as there is a top and bottom piece of bread.

Are sandwiches from Subway sandwiches?

The old ones were.
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My point is that in common usage, the hinge-cut bun is not a disqualification for sandwiches.
 
2022-08-30 6:43:15 PM  
I just had a hot dog with ketchup and banana peppers. It was delicious
 
2022-08-30 7:06:07 PM  
They can warm my Weiner IYKWIMAITYD
 
2022-08-30 7:17:02 PM  

bloobeary: What kind of person thinks they have the right to tell others what to put on their hot dog?

Assholes. Childish, self-important assholes.


I agree with you, but, I would *not* recommend putting a beer or any beverage on a hot dog.
 
2022-08-30 7:19:38 PM  
All the way down here and no one has mentioned chili?

/No beans
//Chili with beans = spicy Bean Soup
 
2022-08-30 7:23:34 PM  
They mentioned Gene & Jude's as an example of a Chicago place without ketchup.  I have been there a lot as I used to live nearby and was always dumbfounded that they expected me to eat fries without something to dip them in.  You cannot take them home to eat as you then have a greasy bag leaving stains on your car seat and they are no longer hot.
 
2022-08-30 7:26:28 PM  
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2022-08-30 7:26:30 PM  
Haha go fark yourself.
 
2022-08-30 7:29:52 PM  
I cooked my weiner in a Presto Hotdogger, garnished with mustard, catsup and relish
 
2022-08-30 7:32:08 PM  
It was mustard and relish when I was young, now it's mustard and raw onions. I tried ketchup and it's okay, just not what I prefer.
 
2022-08-30 7:52:01 PM  
Ketchup, catsup and pineapple it is then.
 
2022-08-30 7:53:44 PM  
Quick and dirty GIS, but basically this right here is what I want in a "hot dog":

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2022-08-30 7:54:14 PM  

talkertopc: It was mustard and relish when I was young, now it's mustard and raw onions. I tried ketchup and it's okay, just not what I prefer.


Mustard
Finely chopped raw onion
Dirty hot dog cart water

Everything else is excrescence, mendacity, or indulgence.
 
2022-08-30 7:55:04 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: Benevolent Misanthrope: F*CK you.  I'll put whatever I want on my hot dog.

Man, Rage Against The Machine's new material just doesn't have the same edge.


Grilling in the name of...
 
2022-08-30 7:59:45 PM  
Hot dog? All due respect, I pass.

Italian sausage (or "saw-seej" as the older folk pronounce it around these parts), now you're talking.
 
2022-08-30 8:00:20 PM  

Moniker o' Shame: They mentioned Gene & Jude's as an example of a Chicago place without ketchup.  I have been there a lot as I used to live nearby and was always dumbfounded that they expected me to eat fries without something to dip them in.  You cannot take them home to eat as you then have a greasy bag leaving stains on your car seat and they are no longer hot.


You eat the fries on top of the hotdog, you never never eat Gene and Jude's outside of their parking lot, unless you like your car smelling like onions for a week.
 
2022-08-30 8:02:33 PM  
Some of you're perfectly fine with putting this on their hot dog.
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2022-08-30 8:03:23 PM  
I put condiments on car parts. I eat what I want.
 
2022-08-30 8:19:43 PM  
Man like what you like but I have to admit to finding the idea of bacon on a hot dog kind of annoying.  How many more farm animals do you need on your dog bruh.
 
2022-08-30 8:21:17 PM  

middleoftheday: Man like what you like but I have to admit to finding the idea of bacon on a hot dog kind of annoying.  How many more farm animals do you need on your dog bruh.


Spoken like someone who has never known the joy of a turduckendog.
 
2022-08-30 8:24:53 PM  

middleoftheday: How many more farm animals do you need on your dog bruh.


Yes.
 
2022-08-30 8:36:53 PM  
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2022-08-30 8:44:53 PM  

middleoftheday: Man like what you like but I have to admit to finding the idea of bacon on a hot dog kind of annoying.  How many more farm animals do you need on your dog bruh.


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2022-08-30 8:46:19 PM  
I most certainly can, and do, subby.

/Chicagoan
//Live near Sears Tower
///And not far from Sox Park
 
2022-08-30 8:48:37 PM  

FormlessOne: middleoftheday: Man like what you like but I have to admit to finding the idea of bacon on a hot dog kind of annoying.  How many more farm animals do you need on your dog bruh.

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2022-08-30 8:53:01 PM  
I love a good Chicago dog.  Nice balance of flavors and textures, those little peppers are great, and the faces of Chicagoans when you put the ketchup on are priceless.
 
2022-08-30 8:57:01 PM  
An "All-American" hotdog is catsup, mustard, and sweet relish.  Good for cheap bulk mixed meat wieners, because the wieners themselves provide little flavor.  Also the non-existent flavor is why chili dogs exist.

If you go with a good Polish/German/other sausage, that's when you go with the alternates of sauerkraut, rough ground mustards, etc. to provide flavor to enhance the sausage.  Also remember it's a SAUSAGE, not a salad bar, "foodies".

/sliced up my belt onion for chili
 
2022-08-30 8:57:19 PM  

Dj Orange Threat: Martian_Astronomer: Dj Orange Threat: Ivo Shandor: Dj Orange Threat: Hot dogs are not sandwiches.

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...........man i hate getting proven wrong.  That would qualify as a hot dog sandwich (or sammich depending on your location) as there is a top and bottom piece of bread.

Are sandwiches from Subway sandwiches?

I'm not sure. I would assume yes as they have bread on top and bottom, whereas a hot dog is traditionally open on the top with the bread on sides and bottom.


In Ireland they are not because what Subway uses is legally not bread.
 
2022-08-30 8:58:14 PM  

robodog: Dj Orange Threat: Martian_Astronomer: Dj Orange Threat: Ivo Shandor: Dj Orange Threat: Hot dogs are not sandwiches.

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...........man i hate getting proven wrong.  That would qualify as a hot dog sandwich (or sammich depending on your location) as there is a top and bottom piece of bread.

Are sandwiches from Subway sandwiches?

I'm not sure. I would assume yes as they have bread on top and bottom, whereas a hot dog is traditionally open on the top with the bread on sides and bottom.

In Ireland they are not because what Subway uses is legally not bread.


I'm guessing it would fall under cake?
 
2022-08-30 9:00:10 PM  

InfoFreako: Spoken like someone who has never known the joy of a turduckendog.


...challenge accepted.  I ain't no pussy.

I like to think all three birds are inside a giant hot dog in this scenario.
 
2022-08-30 9:01:24 PM  

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2022-08-30 9:04:25 PM  

OrionXVI: robodog: Dj Orange Threat: Martian_Astronomer: Dj Orange Threat: Ivo Shandor: Dj Orange Threat: Hot dogs are not sandwiches.

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...........man i hate getting proven wrong.  That would qualify as a hot dog sandwich (or sammich depending on your location) as there is a top and bottom piece of bread.

Are sandwiches from Subway sandwiches?

I'm not sure. I would assume yes as they have bread on top and bottom, whereas a hot dog is traditionally open on the top with the bread on sides and bottom.

In Ireland they are not because what Subway uses is legally not bread.

I'm guessing it would fall under cake?


Confectionary, so basically yeah cake. They ended up having to pay a bunch of taxes due to the difference.

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/oct/01/irish-court-rules-subway-bread-is-not-bread
 
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