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(NYPost)   Killer sea turtle ambushes woman's buttocks and almost drowns her. Fark: This is the eleventh sea turtle attack in the area in the past two weeks   (nypost.com) divider line
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6699 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Aug 2022 at 4:30 AM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-29 11:13:12 PM  
46 votes:
Mitch McConnell has been getting aggressive in his old age
 
2022-08-29 11:15:44 PM  
15 votes:
Damn near killed her.
 
2022-08-30 4:49:45 AM  
12 votes:
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2022-08-30 5:15:30 AM  
12 votes:
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2022-08-29 11:41:30 PM  
10 votes:
The Russian woman, who needed hospital treatment for the terrifying attack at Antalya beach resort Güzeolaba, said: 'I was really close to shore - some 3 or 4 metres - when I just turned onto my back.
'Then something grabbed my backside.


Bwaaaahahaha!
Even turtles hate the russians.

/Slava Ukraini!
 
2022-08-30 4:35:58 AM  
9 votes:
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2022-08-30 4:35:50 AM  
7 votes:

Ass_Master_Flash: Mitch McConnell has been getting aggressive in his old age


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2022-08-30 7:48:22 AM  
7 votes:
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try sticking your finger up it's butthole.  I bet that would really piss it off.
 
2022-08-30 12:22:54 AM  
6 votes:

Redh8t: The Russian woman, who needed hospital treatment for the terrifying attack at Antalya beach resort Güzeolaba, said: 'I was really close to shore - some 3 or 4 metres - when I just turned onto my back.
'Then something grabbed my backside.

Bwaaaahahaha!
Even turtles hate the russians.

/Slava Ukraini!


'Heroes in a Half-Shell' indeed...
 
2022-08-30 6:25:18 AM  
5 votes:
Damn Nature U Scary
Youtube Ge4oufdIOMc
 
2022-08-30 5:08:19 AM  
4 votes:
99% of the sea turtles are female now.  It's bound to get competitive.
 
2022-08-30 5:25:43 AM  
4 votes:
Do not taunt Happy Fun Turtle.
 
2022-08-30 10:23:58 AM  
2 votes:
I for one, welcome our new turtle overlords.
 
2022-08-30 5:14:06 AM  
1 vote:
Killer Turtles is the name my soon to drop collaboration with Enya.
 
2022-08-30 5:17:04 AM  
1 vote:

Ass_Master_Flash: Mitch McConnell has been getting aggressive in his old age


Wait, if this is indeed a Daily Fail article... who's minority senate leader...?
 
2022-08-30 7:16:58 AM  
1 vote:
Now that sharks and whales are coming closer to shore, it only makes sense the turtles are going to overhear conservations about "tasty, Russian, ass meat" and want to get in the game.
 
2022-08-30 8:38:45 AM  
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