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(NYPost)   Killer sea turtle ambushes woman's buttocks and almost drowns her. Fark: This is the eleventh sea turtle attack in the area in the past two weeks   (nypost.com) divider line
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6699 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Aug 2022 at 4:30 AM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-29 11:41:30 PM  
26 votes:
The Russian woman, who needed hospital treatment for the terrifying attack at Antalya beach resort Güzeolaba, said: 'I was really close to shore - some 3 or 4 metres - when I just turned onto my back.
'Then something grabbed my backside.


Bwaaaahahaha!
Even turtles hate the russians.

/Slava Ukraini!
 
2022-08-30 12:22:54 AM  
15 votes:

Redh8t: The Russian woman, who needed hospital treatment for the terrifying attack at Antalya beach resort Güzeolaba, said: 'I was really close to shore - some 3 or 4 metres - when I just turned onto my back.
'Then something grabbed my backside.

Bwaaaahahaha!
Even turtles hate the russians.

/Slava Ukraini!


'Heroes in a Half-Shell' indeed...
 
2022-08-30 5:47:35 AM  
10 votes:
I'm on team turtle
 
2022-08-30 4:59:24 AM  
8 votes:
I guess she ignored all the warnings, pamphlets and signs that say "avoid the water between 3 and 5 pm in summer months." Turns out, they didn't just have an overlarge sign budget.
 
2022-08-30 5:52:08 AM  
7 votes:
An elderly Russian tourist? Even the turtles are pro Ukraine
 
2022-08-30 7:07:49 AM  
5 votes:
I like how they included her daughter in every photo.  It's almost as if they're pimping her out to see if anyone wants a mail order russian bride.
 
2022-08-30 4:49:45 AM  
4 votes:
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2022-08-30 5:25:43 AM  
4 votes:
Do not taunt Happy Fun Turtle.
 
2022-08-30 8:19:46 AM  
4 votes:
"Hey, you know... we notice your daughter is a lot more attractive than you, do you mind if we have her front and center in all the photographs, even though the story is supposedly about you? Great, thanks!"
 
2022-08-30 5:15:30 AM  
3 votes:
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2022-08-30 7:13:36 AM  
3 votes:

Redh8t: The Russian woman, who needed hospital treatment for the terrifying attack at Antalya beach resort Güzeolaba, said: 'I was really close to shore - some 3 or 4 metres - when I just turned onto my back.
'Then something grabbed my backside.

Bwaaaahahaha!
Even turtles hate the russians.

/Slava Ukraini!


Turnip! Buttocks! Tractor!
 
2022-08-30 8:53:33 AM  
2 votes:
That's not how you ride see turtles. You're supposed to strap a pair of them to your feet.

/mate
 
2022-08-30 9:19:12 AM  
1 vote:
And?

Are there no good photos of the hero of the day?
 
2022-08-30 9:39:08 AM  
1 vote:

MythDragon: That's not how you ride see turtles. You're supposed to strap a pair of them to your feet.

/mate


Aye understood that reference
 
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