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(NYPost)   Killer sea turtle ambushes woman's buttocks and almost drowns her. Fark: This is the eleventh sea turtle attack in the area in the past two weeks   (nypost.com) divider line
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2022-08-29 11:13:12 PM  
Mitch McConnell has been getting aggressive in his old age
 
2022-08-29 11:15:44 PM  
Damn near killed her.
 
2022-08-29 11:41:30 PM  
The Russian woman, who needed hospital treatment for the terrifying attack at Antalya beach resort Güzeolaba, said: 'I was really close to shore - some 3 or 4 metres - when I just turned onto my back.
'Then something grabbed my backside.


Bwaaaahahaha!
Even turtles hate the russians.

/Slava Ukraini!
 
2022-08-30 12:22:54 AM  

Redh8t: The Russian woman, who needed hospital treatment for the terrifying attack at Antalya beach resort Güzeolaba, said: 'I was really close to shore - some 3 or 4 metres - when I just turned onto my back.
'Then something grabbed my backside.

Bwaaaahahaha!
Even turtles hate the russians.

/Slava Ukraini!


'Heroes in a Half-Shell' indeed...
 
2022-08-30 4:35:50 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: Mitch McConnell has been getting aggressive in his old age


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2022-08-30 4:35:58 AM  
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2022-08-30 4:49:45 AM  
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2022-08-30 4:50:09 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Redh8t: The Russian woman, who needed hospital treatment for the terrifying attack at Antalya beach resort Güzeolaba, said: 'I was really close to shore - some 3 or 4 metres - when I just turned onto my back.
'Then something grabbed my backside.

Bwaaaahahaha!
Even turtles hate the russians.

/Slava Ukraini!

'Heroes in a Half-Shell' indeed...


Sea Turtles, UFOs, fairy tales ...

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2022-08-30 4:59:24 AM  
I guess she ignored all the warnings, pamphlets and signs that say "avoid the water between 3 and 5 pm in summer months." Turns out, they didn't just have an overlarge sign budget.
 
2022-08-30 5:08:19 AM  
99% of the sea turtles are female now.  It's bound to get competitive.
 
2022-08-30 5:14:06 AM  
Killer Turtles is the name my soon to drop collaboration with Enya.
 
2022-08-30 5:15:30 AM  
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2022-08-30 5:17:04 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: Mitch McConnell has been getting aggressive in his old age


Wait, if this is indeed a Daily Fail article... who's minority senate leader...?
 
2022-08-30 5:25:43 AM  
Do not taunt Happy Fun Turtle.
 
2022-08-30 5:47:35 AM  
I'm on team turtle
 
2022-08-30 5:52:08 AM  
An elderly Russian tourist? Even the turtles are pro Ukraine
 
2022-08-30 6:25:18 AM  
Damn Nature U Scary
Youtube Ge4oufdIOMc
 
2022-08-30 7:00:33 AM  
She's lucky the turtle didn't have an AK
 
2022-08-30 7:07:49 AM  
I like how they included her daughter in every photo.  It's almost as if they're pimping her out to see if anyone wants a mail order russian bride.
 
2022-08-30 7:13:36 AM  

Redh8t: The Russian woman, who needed hospital treatment for the terrifying attack at Antalya beach resort Güzeolaba, said: 'I was really close to shore - some 3 or 4 metres - when I just turned onto my back.
'Then something grabbed my backside.

Bwaaaahahaha!
Even turtles hate the russians.

/Slava Ukraini!


Turnip! Buttocks! Tractor!
 
2022-08-30 7:16:58 AM  
Now that sharks and whales are coming closer to shore, it only makes sense the turtles are going to overhear conservations about "tasty, Russian, ass meat" and want to get in the game.
 
2022-08-30 7:23:20 AM  
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2022-08-30 7:48:22 AM  
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try sticking your finger up it's butthole.  I bet that would really piss it off.
 
2022-08-30 8:19:46 AM  
"Hey, you know... we notice your daughter is a lot more attractive than you, do you mind if we have her front and center in all the photographs, even though the story is supposedly about you? Great, thanks!"
 
2022-08-30 8:29:05 AM  
Sir Mix-A-Terrapin approves
 
2022-08-30 8:38:45 AM  
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2022-08-30 8:53:33 AM  
That's not how you ride see turtles. You're supposed to strap a pair of them to your feet.

/mate
 
2022-08-30 9:19:12 AM  
And?

Are there no good photos of the hero of the day?
 
2022-08-30 9:39:08 AM  

MythDragon: That's not how you ride see turtles. You're supposed to strap a pair of them to your feet.

/mate


Aye understood that reference
 
2022-08-30 10:23:58 AM  
I for one, welcome our new turtle overlords.
 
2022-08-30 12:40:22 PM  

debug: I like how they included her daughter in every photo.  It's almost as if they're pimping her out to see if anyone wants a mail order russian bride.



... and it worked, she's already on backorder
 
2022-08-30 12:42:21 PM  

miscreant: "Hey, you know... we notice your daughter is a lot more attractive than you, do you mind if we have her front and center in all the photographs, even though the story is supposedly about you? Great, thanks!"



I'm thinking it's eye bleach for all of the other close up pics of the bruised, unrecognizable-as-human, fleshy bits
 
2022-08-31 3:28:22 AM  
Gaia is getting pissed at the fleas.
 
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