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(WTAE)   Must have slipped off of his leash   (wtae.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Snake, Gene Simmons, white snake, snake's owner, State Street, Squamata, pet python, city of Duquesne  
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3174 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Aug 2022 at 11:15 PM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-26 11:18:05 PM  
I hate it when that happens

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2022-08-26 11:19:37 PM  
giving snakes there legs back.
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You Maniacs! You gave them legs! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
 
2022-08-26 11:20:09 PM  
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2022-08-26 11:20:09 PM  
Very nice picture of a microwave.
 
2022-08-26 11:34:55 PM  
Holy shiat that was a hell of a lot of fuss over nothing.
 
2022-08-26 11:36:15 PM  
"Call 911 if you see the snake"

Oh, this will turn out well.
 
2022-08-26 11:38:02 PM  
Later on, the owner collapsed with the snake in his arms and it slithered away

I like how they just casually mentioned that part.
 
2022-08-26 11:39:27 PM  
I think I found it.

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2022-08-26 11:40:30 PM  
FTFA: "I'm terrified, I'm being truthful with you. I am terrified just to even hear that he's loose," said Dianne Freeman-Rhodes who owns a daycare and learning center off of State Street. "With me having this daycare, my children haven't been able to come outside today because, my staff is afraid to bring them out so it's a lot of safety concerns."

It's a farking tame, non-venomous snake. Not wild cougar that has developed a thirst for human blood.

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2022-08-26 11:53:52 PM  
Who takes a snake for a wal ... slither?
 
2022-08-26 11:57:20 PM  
Neighbors said they saw a man with a white snake ...

The snake, after getting loose:

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2022-08-27 12:11:13 AM  
The Bluff had a vibe back in my day, looks like things haven't changed all that much.
 
2022-08-27 12:46:40 AM  

Snooza: Later on, the owner collapsed with the snake in his arms and it slithered away

I like how they just casually mentioned that part.


What happened to collapsed guy?  Priorities people!
 
2022-08-27 1:11:02 AM  
"It was white with bluish tint for eyes,"

The spice must flow.

Also, might be molting, so good job taking it for a "walk" when it should be left alone.
 
2022-08-27 1:23:05 AM  
I think this is a slightly better situation then the guy who lost his pet King Cobra in Dallas.  It still hasn't been found.  Probably dead.
 
2022-08-27 1:43:45 AM  

4seasons85!: I think this is a slightly better situation then the guy who lost his pet King Cobra in Dallas.  It still hasn't been found.  Probably dead.


Maybe.  Or it could be living in the sewers eating dead animals used in radioactive research.
 
2022-08-27 6:07:12 AM  
"It was white with bluish tint for eyes,"


Oh, no, this one has red eyes, let it go, keep looking.
 
2022-08-27 7:12:55 AM  
Wouldn't have that "off the leash" problem if you'd just get a pet with a neck!
 
2022-08-27 7:54:08 AM  
I understand taking your python outside. They live in a terrarium and that sucks. It's nice to give them some new sights and sniffs on warm days. But you don't just lose them. If you let them go you for a bit you watch them. It's really hard to lose a snake unless they either escape their glass cage or you fail as a pet owner.
 
2022-08-27 7:55:42 AM  

swahnhennessy: I understand taking your python outside. They live in a terrarium and that sucks. It's nice to give them some new sights and sniffs on warm days. But you don't just lose them. If you let them go you for a bit you watch them. It's really hard to lose a snake unless they either escape their glass cage or you fail as a pet owner.


That extra "you" is there because I'm drinking 2 PM wine to chase away my "up until 9 AM hangover".
 
2022-08-27 8:34:43 AM  

Habitual Cynic: Wouldn't have that "off the leash" problem if you'd just get a pet with a neck!


Snakes are ALL neck
 
2022-08-27 10:20:55 AM  
I used to live in Duquesne. Escaped snakes are the least of their problems.
 
2022-08-27 11:16:07 AM  
I had to do a double take on the headline to rule out that Elon Musk hadn't gone off the wall again.
 
2022-08-27 11:32:39 AM  
Mah python's leash was too tight, couldn't get it off last night.

Not a euphemism
 
2022-08-27 3:03:24 PM  
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