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    More: Misc, Family, James Anthony Nolan - known, English-language films, big lovely brother Jimmy Nolan, New Zealand, Jimmy's sister-in-law Lulu Nolan, Witness Krista Curnow, Sibling  
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3829 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Aug 2022 at 6:12 PM (22 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-26 6:16:46 PM  
Bird, fruit, or people?
 
2022-08-26 6:17:21 PM  
I hope he caught a good Māori curse.
 
2022-08-26 6:17:23 PM  
Kiwi!
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2022-08-26 6:18:19 PM  
He died of shame for being a douche?
 
2022-08-26 6:18:21 PM  

hoodiowithtudio: Bird, fruit, or people?


Yes.
 
2022-08-26 6:20:33 PM  
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100% true.
 
2022-08-26 6:22:35 PM  
Jimmy, you were nothing but a piece of trash and while I would not wish death upon scum like yourself I cannot deny that the world is a slightly better place without you in it.
 
2022-08-26 6:24:25 PM  
Good riddance, you were an arrogant a-hole..
 
2022-08-26 6:24:53 PM  
How nature says don't approach:

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2022-08-26 6:25:32 PM  

Gordon Bennett: [Fark user image 615x411]
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100% true.


Anytime you see someone in person making duck lips just yell out, "AFLAK!" at them.
 
2022-08-26 6:27:07 PM  
He looks like he's wearing eyeliner in that pic.
 
2022-08-26 6:29:38 PM  
Please try to revive him again. Some people deserve to die more than once, and this douchenipple screams skipping record.
 
2022-08-26 6:31:32 PM  
Especially when they shoot lasers out of their eyes.

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2022-08-26 6:31:50 PM  
Jimmy's cause of death is currently unknown.

The last thing he saw

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2022-08-26 6:33:36 PM  

jaytkay: Jimmy's cause of death is currently unknown.

The last thing he saw

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A single kick from those talons would disembowel anybody.
 
2022-08-26 6:34:55 PM  
Good.
 
2022-08-26 6:35:25 PM  
We dont know what you are talking about.
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2022-08-26 6:37:20 PM  

hoodiowithtudio: Bird, fruit, or people?


Orcs.
 
2022-08-26 6:39:11 PM  
Pity he didn't die on the North Island, air shipment rates for the dead are quite a bit higher than normal tickets.
 
2022-08-26 6:47:06 PM  
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They'll mog ya, mate!
 
2022-08-26 6:53:11 PM  
Is this a "blimey" or a "crikey" moment?
 
2022-08-26 7:02:47 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Is this a "blimey" or a "crikey" moment?


More "bugger"

Toyota Hilux - Bugger (1999, New Zealand)
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2022-08-26 7:03:18 PM  
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2022-08-26 7:04:59 PM  
Did he take the biatch with him?

Too farking bad.
 
2022-08-26 7:06:42 PM  
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Seth MacFarlane trying to remember if he was in England 29-30 years ago

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2022-08-26 7:08:08 PM  
Found dead is often code for suicide
 
2022-08-26 7:14:54 PM  

Bslim: How nature says don't approach:

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She looks like shiat and he looks baseball bat beatable. Fu*K both of those assholes.
 
2022-08-26 7:25:10 PM  

jaytkay: Jimmy's cause of death is currently unknown.

The last thing he saw

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They deported him to Australia?
 
2022-08-26 7:27:59 PM  
So the British aren't sending their best people?  You don't say.


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2022-08-26 7:34:29 PM  
"My big lovely brother Jimmy Nolan as much as we always had argument been there all my life loved him like a big brother best daddy to his big lovely children and best husband to my sister

So, everyone is big?
 
2022-08-26 7:43:27 PM  
They'll polish you off right quick, mate.
 
2022-08-26 7:50:01 PM  

pollyprepper: He looks like he's wearing eyeliner in that pic.


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2022-08-26 7:59:10 PM  

chitownmike: "My big lovely brother Jimmy Nolan as much as we always had argument been there all my life loved him like a big brother best daddy to his big lovely children and best husband to my sister

So, everyone is big?


'cept the sister, who is married to her brother jimmy
 
2022-08-26 8:09:05 PM  
So who is going to send the family a fruit basket?  A basket full of kiwifruit.
 
2022-08-26 8:56:04 PM  
Nobody's miss that chav.
 
2022-08-26 9:31:31 PM  

chitownmike: "My big lovely brother Jimmy Nolan as much as we always had argument been there all my life loved him like a big brother best daddy to his big lovely children and best husband to my sister

So, everyone is big?


she's trying to say they were fat
 
2022-08-26 11:15:00 PM  
I know the "Ugly American" tourist is real but the "Ugly Brit" is absolutely a thing too. I'll never forget a guy freaking out in the lines to the Eiffel Tower (where yeah you can expect lines...) whining and then shouting- to no one in particular! "fark this city, fark the French, you bunch of farking coonts...". This was at 10 am
 
2022-08-26 11:58:53 PM  

Benalto: I know the "Ugly American" tourist is real but the "Ugly Brit" is absolutely a thing too. I'll never forget a guy freaking out in the lines to the Eiffel Tower (where yeah you can expect lines...) whining and then shouting- to no one in particular! "fark this city, fark the French, you bunch of farking coonts...". This was at 10 am


That's the one nice thing about Brexit -- more hurdles for the chavs to visit the mainland.
 
2022-08-27 12:53:34 AM  
Die, trash, die.
 
2022-08-27 3:37:24 AM  
 
2022-08-27 7:23:48 AM  
More red flags than a Chinese military parade
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2022-08-27 9:21:00 AM  
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2022-08-27 10:01:47 AM  

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They'll mog ya, mate!


Oh, biscuits. We babysit a 2-year-old four long days a week and we've all become addicted to Bluey. We know Grandad has to take it easy because of heartworms, Jean-Luc is French and Mackenzie and his family are border collie kiwis. This is one of the few days of the week we don't have to binge-watch it.
 
2022-08-27 4:46:31 PM  

Benalto: I know the "Ugly American" tourist is real but the "Ugly Brit" is absolutely a thing too. I'll never forget a guy freaking out in the lines to the Eiffel Tower (where yeah you can expect lines...) whining and then shouting- to no one in particular! "fark this city, fark the French, you bunch of farking coonts...". This was at 10 am


So he was sobering up from his breakfast drunk but still too early for lunch drunk and fist fighting...
 
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