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(ESPN)   Four Friday night NFL preseason games are on the menu and we start off with Bills-Panthers at 7:00 PM ET, Seahawks-Cowboys at 8:00 PM on NFL Network, Chargers-Saints at 8:00 PM, and finally Patriots-Raiders at 8:15 PM. Ready for Friday football?   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-08-26 1:23:10 AM  
High school football starts this weekend where I live.
 
2022-08-26 6:51:53 PM  
Subby, no one is ever ready for the Geno Smith/Drew Lock clown show.
 
2022-08-26 7:15:38 PM  
Nice. I get the Chargers game and the Raiders game on local channels.
 
2022-08-26 7:18:32 PM  

Spectrum: Nice. I get the Chargers game and the Raiders game on local channels.


Ahhh, another masochist. Welcome.
 
2022-08-26 7:23:35 PM  
If I smart enough to lookup the preseason schedule I could have taken an earlier flight. I'm about to board a plane for Vegas. It would have been great to see the new stadium.
 
2022-08-26 7:37:17 PM  
Bills should just go the whole season without a punter
 
2022-08-26 7:40:03 PM  
It's so weird that Sam Darnold and Baker Mayfield are reduced to fighting for the starting job in Carolina..while Josh Allen is gonna compete for the MVP
 
2022-08-26 7:45:45 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Bills should just go the whole season without a punter


Going with the Klingon All Offense strategy? Qapla'!
 
2022-08-26 7:53:04 PM  
Matt Barkley can be the punter, I guess.
 
2022-08-26 7:53:16 PM  
Matt Barkley gave them a decent punt
 
2022-08-26 8:02:04 PM  
The Seattle Shiatshow splatters in the Jerrah Dome.
 
2022-08-26 8:03:26 PM  

OkieDookie: The Seattle Shiatshow splatters in the Jerrah Dome.


They're gonna rename the crowd the 10th man this season.
 
2022-08-26 8:04:20 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: OkieDookie: The Seattle Shiatshow splatters in the Jerrah Dome.

They're gonna rename the crowd the 10th man this season.


More like make the crowd the QB the way preseason is going
 
2022-08-26 8:07:31 PM  
Matt "Punt God" Barkley
 
2022-08-26 8:11:24 PM  
The Seattle Offsides are starting early.
 
2022-08-26 8:26:19 PM  
Jesus, 3rd and 34. Dammit Geno.
 
2022-08-26 8:50:31 PM  
STOP THE SNAP COUNT!  THE DARNOLD IS IN!  FAKER MAYFIELD HAS BEEN PULLED IN FAVOR OF GEQBUS!!!
 
2022-08-26 8:55:35 PM  
I guess Darnold wasn't elite enough for the Jets.
 
2022-08-26 8:56:27 PM  

UNC_Samurai: STOP THE SNAP COUNT!  THE DARNOLD IS IN!  FAKER MAYFIELD HAS BEEN PULLED IN FAVOR OF GEQBUS!!!


I wonder if they already had a new season of At Home with Baker Mayfield shot, now destined to collect dust in some ad company's closet.
 
2022-08-26 8:56:46 PM  
Are the preseason threads usually this quiet?
 
2022-08-26 8:57:19 PM  

RoughTrickNamedJim: Are the preseason threads usually this quiet?


Pretty much.
 
2022-08-26 8:58:21 PM  

RoughTrickNamedJim: Are the preseason threads usually this quiet?


Yes. Most of the farker football thread starters are on rest in preparation for the regular season. The NFL trying to make their channel a thing bogarting all the games doesn't help.
 
2022-08-26 8:59:23 PM  
Sack lunch, Jones.
 
2022-08-26 8:59:47 PM  

Iamos: UNC_Samurai: STOP THE SNAP COUNT!  THE DARNOLD IS IN!  FAKER MAYFIELD HAS BEEN PULLED IN FAVOR OF GEQBUS!!!

I wonder if they already had a new season of At Home with Baker Mayfield shot, now destined to collect dust in some ad company's closet.


Maybe a double feature of Mayfield commercials and Batwoman?
 
2022-08-26 9:02:01 PM  

OkieDookie: Iamos: UNC_Samurai: STOP THE SNAP COUNT!  THE DARNOLD IS IN!  FAKER MAYFIELD HAS BEEN PULLED IN FAVOR OF GEQBUS!!!

I wonder if they already had a new season of At Home with Baker Mayfield shot, now destined to collect dust in some ad company's closet.

Maybe a double feature of Mayfield commercials and Batwoman?


You know, I'd watch that.
 
2022-08-26 9:06:25 PM  
I think Matt Barkley just made the case for the Bills to cut Araiza. It's not that important of a position for a high powered offense
 
2022-08-26 9:06:27 PM  
Dragon, Raiduhs.
 
2022-08-26 9:06:58 PM  

Iamos: Dragon, Raiduhs.


Who's QB?
 
2022-08-26 9:07:32 PM  
Garbers, whoever that is.
 
2022-08-26 9:07:56 PM  
Had a nice 2nd down scramble too.
 
2022-08-26 9:08:16 PM  

Iamos: Garbers, whoever that is.


Did the baby food jar label money run out?
 
2022-08-26 9:10:10 PM  

Iamos: UNC_Samurai: STOP THE SNAP COUNT!  THE DARNOLD IS IN!  FAKER MAYFIELD HAS BEEN PULLED IN FAVOR OF GEQBUS!!!

I wonder if they already had a new season of At Home with Baker Mayfield shot, now destined to collect dust in some ad company's closet.


I want him to do a series of Bojangles commercials where people think he lives there, and he just looks at them like they're crazy
 
2022-08-26 9:20:20 PM  
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2022-08-26 9:23:22 PM  
Michael Jackson tipped the ball

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2022-08-26 9:28:17 PM  
Bees, Pats turnover.
 
2022-08-26 9:28:38 PM  

Iamos: Bees, Pats turnover.


Or not, guess they got it back.
 
2022-08-26 9:33:35 PM  

OkieDookie: Michael Jackson tipped the ball

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Was the play quite a Thriller?
 
2022-08-26 9:36:08 PM  

kdawg7736: OkieDookie: Michael Jackson tipped the ball

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Was the play quite a Thriller?


For preseason Seattle, it was amazing.
 
2022-08-26 9:46:32 PM  
And there's the most exciting part of the night, a reminder that the Pat Patriot replicas are coming back this year. The big tease: stay tuned to find out when they're wearing them!

/Would be nice if it was week 1 in Miami with the Phins wearing their white throwbacks, but that's unlikely
/Fix the farking shoulder stripes
 
2022-08-26 9:56:32 PM  
Found in the wild lol

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2022-08-26 10:36:52 PM  

Iamos: Bees, Pats turnover.


You undersold it. Why Mac throws here, who knows lol

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2022-08-26 10:37:31 PM  

phimuskapsi: Iamos: Bees, Pats turnover.

You undersold it. Why Mac throws here, who knows lol

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It worked in Madden 2021?
 
2022-08-26 10:44:20 PM  
2 way Zuber!
 
2022-08-26 10:55:31 PM  
Eason time in Jerrah world.
 
2022-08-26 10:57:49 PM  
They lied to me, it's still Lock time
 
2022-08-26 11:22:51 PM  
Seattle goes three stooges at the end with a bad snap
 
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