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(Riverfront Times)   Most athleticism anyone has seen in a Cubs jersey all season   (riverfronttimes.com) divider line
    More: Murica, Chicago Cubs, Wrigley Field, Major League Baseball, St. Louis Cardinals, Jackass-esque highlight of the video, Chicago White Sox, group of Cubs fans, Ernie Banks  
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473 clicks; posted to Sports » on 25 Aug 2022 at 4:13 PM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-25 4:18:49 PM  
If "oof" was a video...
 
2022-08-25 4:22:19 PM  
nice play-by-play tho.
 
2022-08-25 5:26:03 PM  
long day of drinking by the time the 8th inning of game 2 rolls around
 
2022-08-25 5:48:35 PM  
Loved the collective "oooo!" as the dude fell down the bleachers
 
2022-08-25 6:29:42 PM  
Ahh, the Right Front Tire. CORRECTION: A previous version of this article referred to Willson Contreras as a former pitcher for the Cubs. He is a catcher on the current roster. We regret the error.

Though this part is correct: Moral of the story: Take care with the cup snakes.


\ Also, the Cubs won the next game 7-1
\\ Then lost today 8-3
\\\ Don't mess with the Cup Snakes, the Bleacher Bums need something to live for
 
2022-08-25 6:33:26 PM  
Like a Jackie Chan movie outtake.
 
2022-08-25 6:55:09 PM  
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meanwhile just now between innings in seattle...dances with broccoli
 
2022-08-25 6:56:50 PM  
When asked what caused the brawl, Mai Tai Guy says, "The Cubs low in the standings and tickets being cheap contribute to the debauchery."

Third place is exactly the middle of the standings and bleacher seats haven't been cheap since the early '90s, but other than that, he might be on to something.
 
2022-08-25 7:11:36 PM  

yuthinasia: If "oof" was a video...


I saw a drunk guy do the same thing down at least 15 rows in the upper deck (very steep) at Arrowhead several years ago. He had obviously pregamed and drank a lot in the first 3 quarters. Bounced right back up like nothing happened.
 
2022-08-25 8:32:59 PM  
Fun at the old ball park!!
 
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