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(Abc.net.au)   Attaaaaaaaaaaaack of the killer tomatoooooo flu   (abc.net.au) divider line
    More: Sick, Infection, Infectious disease, Disease, tomato flu, Fever, variant of hand foot mouth diseases, Tamil Nadu, Professor Apostolopoulos  
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2022-08-24 10:25:12 PM  
15 votes:
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Heh.
 
2022-08-25 3:58:38 AM  
8 votes:
I caught it and got red blisters from my head tomatoes!
 
2022-08-25 4:16:40 AM  
6 votes:

Candygram4Mongo: Oh jeez. Monkeypox. Now tomato flu.

Looks like I picked a bad week to stop wearing hazmat suits...


December will be Goat Gout, next March we have Asparagus Ass outbreaks, and for August we'll be moving on to Nutria Nipple Neuralgia

/efforts to synthesize an alliteration vaccine continue
 
2022-08-25 4:04:04 AM  
4 votes:
Oh jeez. Monkeypox. Now tomato flu.

Looks like I picked a bad week to stop wearing hazmat suits...
 
2022-08-25 3:34:50 AM  
2 votes:
You say flu
I say flue
Let's all puke til we're through
 
2022-08-25 3:49:51 AM  
2 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: You say flu
I say flue
Let's all puke til we're through


You are my muse
Of this I'm sure
Puke on the ceiling, drip to the floor
 
2022-08-25 8:44:37 AM  
2 votes:

oldfool: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: oldfool: How many viruses does it take to make civilization collapse? Wake me when we get there.

Ask Mr. Nurgle!
Mr. Nurgle, how many sicks does to take to collapse a civilization?
Ho ho ho, it's too late my child - soon you will understand

It was a trick question no one cares. 🤗


Nurgle cares!

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2022-08-25 3:33:15 AM  
1 vote:
Joe please close all ports and international Airports and  Quarantine all people coming in for 45 day.
And do it yesterday
All governors do same please
 
2022-08-25 4:12:16 AM  
1 vote:

Candygram4Mongo: Oh jeez. Monkeypox. Now tomato flu.

Looks like I picked a bad week to stop wearing hazmat suits...


🏆 🏆 🐔 🍽
 
2022-08-25 6:43:56 AM  
1 vote:
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Funny Scene - YouTubef
Youtube W9V2PL_Ez4A
 
2022-08-25 6:55:22 AM  
1 vote:
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/ Puberty
// Puberty Love
/// The son of one of my English teachers was in that movie
 
2022-08-25 7:55:19 AM  
1 vote:
Add a little basil cell carcinoma and mozzarella with balsamic reduction and we've got something I think
 
2022-08-25 8:15:31 AM  
1 vote:

oldfool: How many viruses does it take to make civilization collapse? Wake me when we get there.


Ask Mr. Nurgle!
Mr. Nurgle, how many sicks does to take to collapse a civilization?
Ho ho ho, it's too late my child - soon you will understand
 
2022-08-25 10:53:48 PM  
1 vote:

Candygram4Mongo: Oh jeez. Monkeypox. Now tomato flu.

Looks like I picked a bad week to stop wearing hazmat suits...


Dudes of Hazmat would like to have a word with you:

DUDES OF HAZMAT: Portal of Plenty (Episode 1 of 8)
Youtube x4cXSL_5deE
 
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