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(Abc.net.au)   Attaaaaaaaaaaaack of the killer tomatoooooo flu   (abc.net.au) divider line
    More: Sick, Infection, Infectious disease, Disease, tomato flu, Fever, variant of hand foot mouth diseases, Tamil Nadu, Professor Apostolopoulos  
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3093 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Aug 2022 at 3:30 AM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-25 1:49:20 AM  
5 votes:
Nurgle's having a good year.
 
2022-08-25 8:15:31 AM  
3 votes:

oldfool: How many viruses does it take to make civilization collapse? Wake me when we get there.


Ask Mr. Nurgle!
Mr. Nurgle, how many sicks does to take to collapse a civilization?
Ho ho ho, it's too late my child - soon you will understand
 
2022-08-25 4:04:04 AM  
2 votes:
Oh jeez. Monkeypox. Now tomato flu.

Looks like I picked a bad week to stop wearing hazmat suits...
 
2022-08-25 4:22:45 AM  
2 votes:
OK article. Explain how this statement

Professor Apostolopoulos said it looked like the virus was mild and went away on its own.

Fits with this horror.

It's been called tomato virus because of the eruption of red and painful blisters throughout the body and some can grow as big as a tomato and are red like the fruit.

Intense joint pain is another symptom association with the virus.
 
2022-08-25 5:02:41 AM  
2 votes:
"It's got nothing to do with tomatoes or eating tomatoes"

The International Tomato Cartel needs to fire their marketing department.
 
2022-08-25 8:44:37 AM  
2 votes:

oldfool: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: oldfool: How many viruses does it take to make civilization collapse? Wake me when we get there.

Ask Mr. Nurgle!
Mr. Nurgle, how many sicks does to take to collapse a civilization?
Ho ho ho, it's too late my child - soon you will understand

It was a trick question no one cares. 🤗


Nurgle cares!

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2022-08-25 3:33:15 AM  
1 vote:
Joe please close all ports and international Airports and  Quarantine all people coming in for 45 day.
And do it yesterday
All governors do same please
 
2022-08-25 4:12:16 AM  
1 vote:

Candygram4Mongo: Oh jeez. Monkeypox. Now tomato flu.

Looks like I picked a bad week to stop wearing hazmat suits...


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2022-08-25 6:55:22 AM  
1 vote:
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/ Puberty
// Puberty Love
/// The son of one of my English teachers was in that movie
 
2022-08-25 11:28:08 AM  
1 vote:

cherryl taggart: Well, this explains why my tomatoes pegged out early this year.  I didn't know we were diagnosing viruses in plants.  Science really amazes me.


We started there.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tobacco_mosaic_virus
 
2022-08-25 10:53:48 PM  
1 vote:

Candygram4Mongo: Oh jeez. Monkeypox. Now tomato flu.

Looks like I picked a bad week to stop wearing hazmat suits...


Dudes of Hazmat would like to have a word with you:

DUDES OF HAZMAT: Portal of Plenty (Episode 1 of 8)
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