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(Tech Times)   Jayson Williams appeared in gun safety ads   ( divider line
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3219 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Feb 2002 at 2:36 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-27 02:39:43 PM  
I think the TAG says it all....
2002-02-27 02:39:55 PM  
better pull those
2002-02-27 02:39:56 PM  
Truth is stranger than fiction. What an idiot...too bad he didn't shoot himself.
2002-02-27 02:40:36 PM  
I still can't figure out why the guy was fooling around with a loaded shotgun...

It's like the desk guy from ER a few seasons back who shot the 'unloaded' rpg launcher.
2002-02-27 02:42:52 PM  
Best use of ironic tag, EVER. I don't think anyone can complain about the usage here.
2002-02-27 02:45:23 PM  
I don't know about you guys, but if I had his cash I would be out of the country in a heartbeat, innocent or guilty.
2002-02-27 02:45:52 PM  
I have a shotgun
2002-02-27 02:46:45 PM  
Bling Bling muthafu**a!

I like how he can do some ads to get back his rights that he should've lost for being a complete dumbass. I wish I were black and rich, I could get away with murder *sigh*
2002-02-27 02:50:28 PM  
And over here is my bedroom...scuse me Curly...and through here is my BLAMMO!...shiat...dead chauffer.
2002-02-27 02:50:31 PM  
Gun safety tip #43
When shooting your gun, be sure your limo driver is not standing in the trajectory path.
2002-02-27 02:53:53 PM  
"Shoot for the top. Shoot for your future. Shoot Baskets, not Guns."

just an FYI, but that's anti-gun, not gun safety, there *is* a difference
2002-02-27 02:55:32 PM  
He was just demonstrating gun safety. "Remember friends, don't ever, ever do this." Blam! "Oops."
2002-02-27 03:04:03 PM  
Jayson Williams has just agreed to revise his public service announcements:

Shoot for the top. Shoot for your future. Shoot chauffeurs, not professional football players.

Serious sounding Jayson Williams voice-over:

"Remember kids, professional athletes are much more important than regular folks and we have to treat them real gentle. ('Specially when they have a big ol' pile of money.)"
2002-02-27 03:08:51 PM  
I'd say he went from being the gun saftey spokesperson to being the gun saftey poster child.
2002-02-27 03:11:24 PM  
Man, we invited the limo driver in to partay with us a bit, and he had a few then disappeared, then later I went in my bedroom and there the muthafarker was, asleep in my bed! In my bed, man! That's why I called it a suicide at first! Dude must've been tired of livin'!

(That was on Imus yesterday.)
2002-02-27 03:13:56 PM  
Sadly, now the movie "Driving Mr. Jayson" will never be made......
2002-02-27 03:14:25 PM  
Anyone who could get one of those ads, and have him sign it, would be SO farking rich.
2002-02-27 03:24:20 PM  
Hmmm...that IS ironic, isn't it?

He advocates gun safety, but doesn't USE the gun safety when twirling said firearm.

2002-02-27 03:31:23 PM  
Dumb Son of a B!tch.
2002-02-27 03:31:33 PM  
Dumb Son of a B!tch.
2002-02-27 03:32:24 PM  
Sorry, earphone got stuck
2002-02-27 03:32:43 PM  
And, of course, from the nice people at T-Shirt Hell:

2002-02-27 03:33:35 PM  
He doesn't advocate gun safety at all. This is perfect example of the complete BS the media spouts. 'Not shooting' is in no way a lesson in gun safety.
2002-02-27 04:11:18 PM  
Thats like David Duke running Anti-racism slogans.
2002-02-27 04:13:51 PM  
Time to twirl the ol' AR-10
2002-02-27 04:48:21 PM  
Did anyone else see this guy's house on Cribs? It was ridiculous, he of course has a full size gym which some local college basketball team uses for practice, an olympic size swimming pool, like 15 bedrooms, a golf course, a skeet shooting range (LOL), like a 10 car garage, a couple semi-trucks, a bunch of construction vehicles (?), a working ranch, he was riding some giant farking bull around

it was crazy... and to think this idiot could be in jail for like 10 years now when he had all that money and stuff...

I am sure I will get flamed for this and hated for eternity, but I remember someone once saying about these kind of rich morons "Once a attractive and successful African-American, always a attractive and successful African-American."

Flame on.
2002-02-27 04:49:34 PM  
I thought the filter would catch my nubianrdly reference
2002-02-27 04:49:55 PM  
LOL I love it... how about Nigerians?
2002-02-27 04:50:29 PM  
Ah good that worked
2002-02-27 05:32:55 PM  
Try "adult nigglits". Nigglits is what a black friend called his kids. (Is it racism when a person of that race says it? No, but it is when I repeat what he said. Dumb)

The old prosecutor said if the guy had served a real sentence he would have been barred from owning a gun. Oh yeah, and we all know how well THAT law works...

The the defense attorney says the guy wasn't being reckless and it was just an accident. There's only 2 ways to kill someone with a gun: being reckless/careless or intentionally.
2002-02-27 05:36:20 PM  
Yup, I agree with everyone that said the tag says it all.
2002-02-27 05:47:59 PM  
I am not sure if the article mentioned this or not but...

This is the second time he has shot someone. The first time he was "playing" with his guns he shot a football player and the courts ordered him to do some psa's against it.

I hope that he rots in prison
2002-02-27 08:24:42 PM  
Shoot for the top. Shoot for your future. Shoot for great justice. Your Honor, you know what you doing. Take off every 'felony conviction'.
2002-02-27 11:18:09 PM  
Boy, I bet that judge, who sentenced him to community service, feels pretty stupid, now!
2002-02-28 09:17:57 PM  
That be one dumb negro!
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