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2022-08-24 4:46:07 AM  
Wonder if Oz would ever say the same about Trump.  BTW, what hasn't that Big Mac gobbler stroked out yet?
 
2022-08-24 6:19:40 AM  
This is the kind of doctor who should be removed of having a medical license. Like Rand Paul.
 
2022-08-24 6:28:28 AM  
The GOP has completely disconnected from reality, and they want to take us with them.

I'm not going.
 
2022-08-24 6:31:44 AM  
"If John Fetterman had ever eaten a vegetable in his life, then maybe he wouldn't have had a major stroke

Ah yes, paint your opponent as a hardcore meat eater. Republicans hate meat.

/*Jerkoff motion*
 
2022-08-24 6:43:41 AM  
SURRENDER OZ
 
2022-08-24 6:43:43 AM  

ace in your face: This is the kind of doctor who should be removed of having a medical license. Like Rand Paul.


Rand Paul can't get licensed by anyone but the organization he made up, because the official one wouldn't license him.
 
2022-08-24 6:43:56 AM  

koder: "If John Fetterman had ever eaten a vegetable in his life, then maybe he wouldn't have had a major stroke

Ah yes, paint your opponent as a hardcore meat eater. Republicans hate meat.

/*Jerkoff motion*


Isn't eating sissy vegetables something that only a woke radical democrat would do?
 
2022-08-24 6:47:34 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: koder: "If John Fetterman had ever eaten a vegetable in his life, then maybe he wouldn't have had a major stroke

Ah yes, paint your opponent as a hardcore meat eater. Republicans hate meat.

/*Jerkoff motion*

Isn't eating sissy vegetables something that only a woke radical democrat would do?


Or a spray tanned over-stretched faux teevee star like Ozzie.
 
2022-08-24 6:50:59 AM  
Don't pussy out now.

Call him out and ask if there's a tea you could drink that would cure your ailments and solve his hair loss and make him a millionaire too?

Then ask him if he's ever taken a dime to sell snake oil to his viewers.
 
2022-08-24 6:53:21 AM  

Night Train to Wakanda: Don't pussy out now.

Call him out and ask if there's a tea you could drink that would cure your ailments and solve his hair loss and make him a millionaire too?

Then ask him if he's ever taken a dime to sell snake oil to his viewers.


Oh! Or ask him if that's Dr. Oz the TV personality giving advice? Or Dr. Oz the medical doctor giving advice?
 
2022-08-24 6:53:54 AM  
Hell of a bedside manner, Doc.
 
2022-08-24 6:54:05 AM  
Wait, so the GOP is the Veggie Party now?  Eat healthy and stay fit all of a sudden?

Someone better tell all the MAGAts who've been mainlining hamberders 4 jesus.
 
2022-08-24 6:56:42 AM  

koder: "If John Fetterman had ever eaten a vegetable in his life, then maybe he wouldn't have had a major stroke

Ah yes, paint your opponent as a hardcore meat eater. Republicans hate meat.

/*Jerkoff motion*


Well, their ideal politician was a vegetarian and it did save his life once.
 
2022-08-24 6:59:26 AM  
You know who else tried to get people to eat a vegetable now and then?
 
2022-08-24 7:04:18 AM  

koder: "If John Fetterman had ever eaten a vegetable in his life, then maybe he wouldn't have had a major stroke

Ah yes, paint your opponent as a hardcore meat eater. Republicans hate meat.

/*Jerkoff motion*


In Pennsylvania.  Uh huh.
 
2022-08-24 7:05:57 AM  
Oooh.  Next up - blame cancer patients for their illness.
 
2022-08-24 7:06:59 AM  
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2022-08-24 7:07:43 AM  

Mad Scientist: Wonder if Oz would ever say the same about Trump.  BTW, what hasn't that Big Mac gobbler stroked out yet?


Who's to say that Donny hasn't had a few small strokes. He's 76, at least 290 pounds and probably has shiat blood pressure. His YOUNGER brother died of heart trouble in 2019ish.

/ Maybe they really do roll out the alien medical technology and techniques if you're POTUS.
 
2022-08-24 7:08:07 AM  

question_dj: ace in your face: This is the kind of doctor who should be removed of having a medical license. Like Rand Paul.

Rand Paul can't get licensed by anyone but the organization he made up, because the official one wouldn't license him.


He still has a basic medical license, he just made up some bullshiat to make it seem like he's fellowship trained when he's not.
 
2022-08-24 7:08:49 AM  
That neck is thirty years older than that face.
 
2022-08-24 7:09:39 AM  

iheartscotch: Mad Scientist: Wonder if Oz would ever say the same about Trump.  BTW, what hasn't that Big Mac gobbler stroked out yet?

Who's to say that Donny hasn't had a few small strokes. He's 76, at least 290 pounds and probably has shiat blood pressure. His YOUNGER brother died of heart trouble in 2019ish.

/ Maybe they really do roll out the alien medical technology and techniques if you're POTUS.


Perhaps some Kree blood.. but I think he'd look healthier if that happened.
 
2022-08-24 7:10:38 AM  
All these losers thinking they can pull off the trump schtick..
 
2022-08-24 7:13:23 AM  
The Daily Beast reached out to Tripp, who replied via email, "Nice try. Dr. Oz has been urging people to eat more veggies for years. That's not ridicule. It's good health advice. We're only trying to help."

Mock a man for having a stroke. Pretend the problem with your statement was that you were trying to get him to eat vegetables.

Be the change you want to see in the world.
 
2022-08-24 7:13:35 AM  
Here is a follow up from a Sr. Comma Advisor for Oz. She didn't think this cunning tweet all the way through.

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2022-08-24 7:14:03 AM  
So Oz is the kind of doctor who blames the patient. This would make him the kind of Senator who does think we need affordable health care because we could just buy some of the magic pills he has been selling
 
2022-08-24 7:14:18 AM  
The party of Avocados and pico de gallo on a veggie platter and boycotting Cracker Barrel for serving vegan meat is concerned their political opponent snuck over the border to eat at Donkey's Place a few too many times?
 
2022-08-24 7:17:22 AM  
Good job, doc. The response definitely helped distance yourself from the NJ and quack doc shtick. What could have been a cool laugh at yourself moment to help the tanking likability factor instead helped apply the Streisand effect.

It's amazing how fast the GOP goes from, "OMG I can't believe they made of Dan Crenshaw for having on eye on SNL!" to "He's a one-eyed Rino". No one should ever accuse the GOP of having ethics or morals. I would laugh my ass off if Fetterman face to face shakes Mehmet's hand hard enough that he can't eat his asparagus from their party tray without assistance.
 
2022-08-24 7:18:55 AM  
You don't have to be a soulless coont to be a republican but... oh, wait, yes you do.
 
2022-08-24 7:20:42 AM  
Because when I look around the central PA community where I live, all I see are vegetarians and not ads for double meat on my convenience store breakfast sandwiches.

Pennsylvania is truly an object lesson in how the party primaries are generating candidates utterly incapable of winning in a purple state. The top of the ticket features a Christian Nationalist who won't talk to reporters and is protected by armed members of a fringe church at campaign appearances for governor and a "he's on the tee vee just like Trump was!" snake oil salesman from New Jersey hoping desperately his governor candidate won't be the one to say "Hey, isn't our senate candidate a Muslim who's still a Turkish citizen?"
 
2022-08-24 7:22:26 AM  

ace in your face: This is the kind of doctor who should be removed of having a medical license. Like Rand Paul.


He's the kind of doctor who should be separated from his oxygen intake.
 
2022-08-24 7:23:38 AM  
No, subby, not even close.

But "My opponent has an unhealthy diet" coming from a Backer of President Hamberder is precious.
 
2022-08-24 7:24:39 AM  
The past few months have been like living in a parallel universe. After decades of seeing the GOP win messaging wars and the Democrats floundering in any response, to see this is very refreshing. In the past it has been the Democrats making the unforced errors then the GOP messaging machine jumps all over it, with the Democrat making the out of line response. Now suddenly it is the opposite.

And now Ryan won the bellwether House race in New York.

Is this really happening? It seems too good to be true.
 
2022-08-24 7:26:33 AM  

Mad Scientist: Wonder if Oz would ever say the same about Trump.  BTW, what hasn't that Big Mac gobbler stroked out yet?


I think he has and with enough makeup/botox they've been able to do a weekend at ronnie's  rayguns.
 
2022-08-24 7:28:26 AM  
If Dr. Oz hadn't slept through ethics class, he'd know it's not permissible for an MD to diagnose without examining someone first, and it's certainly not okay to discuss that "diagnosis" publicly without the patient's permission.

If his pudgy spokeswoman didn't avoid mirrors more deliberately than Dracula, she'd realize she has no room to talk about anyone else's diet. Instead of an apple, maybe she should try a 🥕. Slide it in wherever it works best, dear.
 
2022-08-24 7:33:14 AM  
Dr Oz lives in Fetteramans head 26 hours a day
 
2022-08-24 7:43:03 AM  

Pavia_Resistance: Here is a follow up from a Sr. Comma Advisor for Oz. She didn't think this cunning tweet all the way through.

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For her I'd recommend a baseball bat a day.
 
2022-08-24 7:45:16 AM  

koder: "If John Fetterman had ever eaten a vegetable in his life, then maybe he wouldn't have had a major stroke

Ah yes, paint your opponent as a hardcore meat eater. Republicans hate meat.

/*Jerkoff motion*


Fetterman should choke down some raw asparagus like a real man.
 
2022-08-24 7:47:18 AM  
Oddly enough, Fetterman could probably still beat the shiat out of Mahmet with minimal effort.

When I first saw the guy, I thought he was maybe a retired pro wrestler or something. Dude's a farking giant.
 
2022-08-24 7:50:56 AM  
Dr Oz does not have a functional penis. He can pee with it, but he can only get a boner while eating apples and dancing to Junior Senior videos.

And Junior Senior is as gay as a tennis helmet.
 
2022-08-24 7:52:24 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Because when I look around the central PA community where I live, all I see are vegetarians and not ads for double meat on my convenience store breakfast sandwiches.

Pennsylvania is truly an object lesson in how the party primaries are generating candidates utterly incapable of winning in a purple state. The top of the ticket features a Christian Nationalist who won't talk to reporters and is protected by armed members of a fringe church at campaign appearances for governor and a "he's on the tee vee just like Trump was!" snake oil salesman from New Jersey hoping desperately his governor candidate won't be the one to say "Hey, isn't our senate candidate a Muslim who's still a Turkish citizen?"


Hrm. It is as if the internets and/or the teevee is pumping out bullshiat misinformation and outright lies 24/7 marketed to the easily manipulated.
 
2022-08-24 7:55:02 AM  
Central Pennsylvania voters are not well known for their healthy eating habits. Another swing & a miss from the Oz camp.
 
2022-08-24 7:56:11 AM  

The Garden State: If Dr. Oz hadn't slept through ethics class, he'd know it's not permissible for an MD to diagnose without examining someone first, and it's certainly not okay to discuss that "diagnosis" publicly without the patient's permission.

If his pudgy spokeswoman didn't avoid mirrors more deliberately than Dracula, she'd realize she has no room to talk about anyone else's diet. Instead of an apple, maybe she should try a 🥕. Slide it in wherever it works best, dear.


But you loved those psychologists diagnosing Trump right?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/psychiatrists-mary-trump-goldwater/2020/10/22/ebf5e2b6-13c0-11eb-ba42-ec6a580836ed_story.html
 
2022-08-24 7:56:38 AM  
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2022-08-24 7:57:16 AM  
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2022-08-24 8:01:18 AM  

koder: "If John Fetterman had ever eaten a vegetable in his life, then maybe he wouldn't have had a major stroke

Ah yes, paint your opponent as a hardcore meat eater. Republicans hate meat.

/*Jerkoff motion*


He's "stigginit to the Libs" and it works. Stop trying to apply decency to Conservatives, it's not their forte.
 
2022-08-24 8:02:19 AM  

Wizzbang: The Garden State: If Dr. Oz hadn't slept through ethics class, he'd know it's not permissible for an MD to diagnose without examining someone first, and it's certainly not okay to discuss that "diagnosis" publicly without the patient's permission.

If his pudgy spokeswoman didn't avoid mirrors more deliberately than Dracula, she'd realize she has no room to talk about anyone else's diet. Instead of an apple, maybe she should try a 🥕. Slide it in wherever it works best, dear.

But you loved those psychologists diagnosing Trump right?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/psychiatrists-mary-trump-goldwater/2020/10/22/ebf5e2b6-13c0-11eb-ba42-ec6a580836ed_story.html


Actually, I didn't. I thought it was as unethical as Bill Frist diagnosing that poor woman whose brain was liquefying from the Senate floor.

Guess you're going to have to work on your mind-reading act before the circus demotes you back to biting the heads off of live chickens.
 
2022-08-24 8:07:01 AM  
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2022-08-24 8:08:06 AM  

Wizzbang: The Garden State: If Dr. Oz hadn't slept through ethics class, he'd know it's not permissible for an MD to diagnose without examining someone first, and it's certainly not okay to discuss that "diagnosis" publicly without the patient's permission.

If his pudgy spokeswoman didn't avoid mirrors more deliberately than Dracula, she'd realize she has no room to talk about anyone else's diet. Instead of an apple, maybe she should try a 🥕. Slide it in wherever it works best, dear.

But you loved those psychologists diagnosing Trump right?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/psychiatrists-mary-trump-goldwater/2020/10/22/ebf5e2b6-13c0-11eb-ba42-ec6a580836ed_story.html


So what you're really saying is 'WHATABOUT'
 
2022-08-24 8:11:16 AM  

lordjupiter: Wizzbang: The Garden State: If Dr. Oz hadn't slept through ethics class, he'd know it's not permissible for an MD to diagnose without examining someone first, and it's certainly not okay to discuss that "diagnosis" publicly without the patient's permission.

If his pudgy spokeswoman didn't avoid mirrors more deliberately than Dracula, she'd realize she has no room to talk about anyone else's diet. Instead of an apple, maybe she should try a 🥕. Slide it in wherever it works best, dear.

But you loved those psychologists diagnosing Trump right?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/psychiatrists-mary-trump-goldwater/2020/10/22/ebf5e2b6-13c0-11eb-ba42-ec6a580836ed_story.html

So what you're really saying is 'WHATABOUT'


He ain't wrong.
 
2022-08-24 8:12:48 AM  

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Ms. Tripp might want to leave "Sr. Comms Advisor for Dr. Oz for Senate" off of her resume.
 
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