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(Independent)   Elon Musk sends some penis to Jack Dorsey, or something   (independent.co.uk) divider line
    More: Interesting, Twitter, Elon Musk, Mr Musk's decision, Delaware Court of Chancery, high-profile purchase of Twitter, San Francisco-based company, former CEO Jack Dorsey, Court of Chancery  
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2022-08-23 7:38:04 AM  
There's really only one logical solution here:  crash a Cybertruck into the moon.
 
2022-08-23 7:40:50 AM  
Elon has 20 people around him who say "Yeah, dude!  That'll be totally awesome!  You're so smart." in response to every single idea he comes up with.
 
2022-08-23 8:33:13 AM  
Douche v. Douche.  I have no idea whom to root for.
 
2022-08-23 8:41:05 AM  
"In principle, I don't believe anyone should own or run Twitter. It wants to be a public good at a protocol level, not a company," Dorsey said on Twitter in April.

"Solving for the problem of it being a company however, Elon is the singular solution I trust. I trust his mission to extend the light of consciousness."


I'm sure the judge will be impressed.
 
2022-08-23 8:48:31 AM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: Douche v. Douche.  I have no idea whom to root for.


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2022-08-23 10:10:44 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Elon has 20 people around him who say "Yeah, dude!  That'll be totally awesome!  You're so smart." in response to every single idea he comes up with.


It's like having a personal Facebook that follows you around all day agreeing with you, amplified by incredible wealth. If my Facebook is any indication this guy has never stepped outside of his custom Reality Distortion Field. Imagine if he also looked like Jon Hamm.
 
2022-08-23 12:06:39 PM  
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2022-08-23 10:38:21 PM  

DarnoKonrad: There's really only one logical solution here:  crash a Cybertruck into the moon.


With both of them in it?
 
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