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(Page Six)   Well, at least the BenJen (or is it JenBen?) wedding will be safe from Russian attack   (pagesix.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, Matt Damon, American film actors, Ben Affleck's plantation-style estate, Casey Affleck, security measures, American television actors  
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1191 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 21 Aug 2022 at 12:50 AM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-20 9:02:35 PM  
Aren't they already married? This is the after party? Sequel? the 'This time we really, really mean it' ceremony?
 
2022-08-20 9:29:56 PM  
How nice that the rich and powerful can have the government invoke anti-terrorism measures just for them.
 
2022-08-20 10:04:03 PM  

edmo: How nice that the rich and powerful can have the government invoke anti-terrorism measures just for them.


It's a permit you can apply for and I wouldn't want 1,000 paparazzi crowding up airspace all trying to get photos of a wedding anyway. It isn't safe.
 
2022-08-20 10:24:15 PM  

edmo: How nice that the rich and powerful can have the government invoke anti-terrorism measures just for them.


Don't be fooled by the paps that she blocks! She's still, she's still Jenny from the Block.

/and it's "Bennifer", Subby
//and yes, I hate myself a little for knowing that
///at least Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo
 
2022-08-21 1:32:17 AM  
Maybe we will finally get Gigli 2. Giglii?
 
2022-08-21 1:37:20 AM  
Sounds like he hired a Wedding Planner.
 
2022-08-21 1:39:48 AM  
Too bad.
 
2022-08-21 2:04:44 AM  
Man. And, once again she's off the market.  😔
 
2022-08-21 2:11:10 AM  
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I give it six months before history repeats.
 
2022-08-21 2:39:55 AM  
If you see a plantation house and go "yup that's where I want my wedding" you're a garbage person.
 
2022-08-21 3:16:38 AM  
Shouldn't Benjen taking care of inflation instead of staging weddings?
 
2022-08-21 4:10:41 AM  

replacementcool: If you see a plantation house and go "yup that's where I want my wedding" you're a garbage person.


And apparently a plantation-style house by a Georgia architect that was built in 2000 doesn't make him trash.

The fact he ask PBS to omit that his mother had a distant relatives that owned slaves, makes him trash.
 
2022-08-21 4:48:51 AM  
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2022-08-21 5:14:54 AM  

Darth_Lukecash: replacementcool: If you see a plantation house and go "yup that's where I want my wedding" you're a garbage person.
And apparently a plantation-style house by a Georgia architect that was built in 2000 doesn't make him trash.
The fact he ask PBS to omit that his mother had a distant relatives that owned slaves, makes him trash.


Oh.  Some of those old plantations houses are beautiful.  I'd love to have one, all renovated of course.  But not in the south.
 
2022-08-21 5:15:04 AM  

edmo: How nice that the rich and powerful can have the government invoke anti-terrorism measures just for them.


Stop being jealous just because no one would give two sh*ts about your wedding. This is a pretty high profile affair with a large number of famous people attending. A "target rich" environment as they say in the movies.
And aside from the obvious violent possibilities, having a bunch of helicopters hovering around sounds like an air traffic nightmare.
 
2022-08-21 5:26:51 AM  
Typical Ben, even on a voyage it's always "Mimi!" with him.
 
2022-08-21 6:18:00 AM  
Is Kevin invited to the wedding?
 
2022-08-21 9:11:08 AM  
By late summer the coastal swamps from Myrtle Beach to Jacksonville all smell like ass.  The humidity is also incredible.  I'd wait until October.
 
2022-08-21 10:38:18 AM  
He's a surly drunk and a degenerate gambler. She's a terrible all-around creature. Two horrible things that go horribly together.
I give them a year.
 
2022-08-21 11:38:06 AM  

Lsherm: edmo: How nice that the rich and powerful can have the government invoke anti-terrorism measures just for them.

It's a permit you can apply for and I wouldn't want 1,000 paparazzi crowding up airspace all trying to get photos of a wedding anyway. It isn't safe.


Paparazzi planes crashing into each other? I don't see how that's a no-win scenario.
 
2022-08-21 1:35:20 PM  

replacementcool: If you see a plantation house and go "yup that's where I want my wedding" you're a garbage person.


Houses are guilty of human sin?

Wtf
 
2022-08-21 3:14:06 PM  
She can't stay single, or even unmarried.

It'll go down like the rest of her marriages after the new has worn off.
 
2022-08-21 3:14:26 PM  
I'm sure the Russians wouldn't go near them after the bomb that was Gigli.
 
2022-08-21 4:00:48 PM  
How young is Subby that he doesn't know Bennifer?
 
2022-08-21 4:31:46 PM  

Shryke: replacementcool: If you see a plantation house and go "yup that's where I want my wedding" you're a garbage person.

Houses are guilty of human sin?

Wtf


I guess throwing a rave at Auschwitz is fine then
 
2022-08-21 7:57:45 PM  

germ78: Lsherm: edmo: How nice that the rich and powerful can have the government invoke anti-terrorism measures just for them.

It's a permit you can apply for and I wouldn't want 1,000 paparazzi crowding up airspace all trying to get photos of a wedding anyway. It isn't safe.

Paparazzi planes crashing into each other? I don't see how that's a no-win scenario.


The debris might land on someone that matters.
 
2022-08-22 12:12:43 AM  

replacementcool: Shryke: replacementcool: If you see a plantation house and go "yup that's where I want my wedding" you're a garbage person.

Houses are guilty of human sin?

Wtf

I guess throwing a rave at Auschwitz is fine then


Yes, perfectly equivalent. I am sure millions of slaves were exterminated there.
 
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