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(SlashFilm)   Ferris Bueller's Best Friend's Dad's Car's Valet's Day Off. Sounds pretty serious   (slashfilm.com) divider line
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2022-08-19 11:20:59 PM  
If there's one thing I've been waiting 36 years for, it's a movie about the valets in the Ferris Bueller movie....said no one ever.
 
2022-08-20 1:35:34 AM  
How about a movie that explores Cameron's life between the end of Ferris Bueller and the beginning of Fight Club?
 
2022-08-20 1:38:56 AM  
What country you think this is?
 
2022-08-20 1:41:58 AM  
What they need is a movie about Katanga,from Raiders.  You just know he has seen some shiat.


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2022-08-20 2:06:26 AM  
I hate Hollywood.
 
2022-08-20 2:09:55 AM  

Walker: If there's one thing I've been waiting 36 years for, it's a movie about the valets in the Ferris Bueller movie....said no one ever.


I remember hearing an interview with Seth Rogan years ago when he mentioned these characters as the most memorable in that movie, these were the guys he wanted to know more about. I remember that because I remember thinking "hey, that's right, they were in the movie for probably under a minute and had about three lines total, but incredibly memorable characters."

So that's at least Seth Rogan and me disputing your statement that nobody ever asked for this.
 
2022-08-20 3:43:20 AM  

RosevilleDan: What they need is a movie about Katanga,from Raiders.  You just know he has seen some shiat.


Because even he was more integral to the plot of Raiders than Indy.

/ runs away
 
2022-08-20 5:49:50 AM  
Thought the guy driving was familiar. He was the one to get fried in Strange Days

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2022-08-20 6:02:50 AM  

Aussie_As: Walker: If there's one thing I've been waiting 36 years for, it's a movie about the valets in the Ferris Bueller movie....said no one ever.

I remember hearing an interview with Seth Rogan years ago when he mentioned these characters as the most memorable in that movie, these were the guys he wanted to know more about. I remember that because I remember thinking "hey, that's right, they were in the movie for probably under a minute and had about three lines total, but incredibly memorable characters."

So that's at least Seth Rogan and me disputing your statement that nobody ever asked for this.


I can tell you what they did. They went down in to the hood and showed off their new ride to all their homies. You know that's what happened.
 
2022-08-20 6:08:39 AM  

Walker: If there's one thing I've been waiting 36 years for, it's a movie about the valets in the Ferris Bueller movie....said no one ever.


It will be right there up there with Grease 2 or RHPS 2
 
2022-08-20 7:20:15 AM  
I haven't watched it in a while but I think the only side character I might watch a movie about is the principal's secretary.
 
2022-08-20 7:54:12 AM  
Richard Edson is a freakin' chameleon, man.
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2022-08-20 9:06:08 AM  
Any word on that Porkins Star Wars prequel series?
 
2022-08-20 9:40:19 AM  

RosevilleDan: What they need is a movie about Katanga,from Raiders.  You just know he has seen some shiat.


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It was pretty strongly implied that he was into some really nasty human trafficking. I don't think even in this era he could be turned into an anti hero...without it turning into book of boba fett
 
2022-08-20 9:52:20 AM  
Since that's all Hollywood is doing now, I want a series featuring the noodle guy from Blade Runner.
 
2022-08-20 11:07:02 AM  

talkertopc: I haven't watched it in a while but I think the only side character I might watch a movie about is the principal's secretary.


I was thinking the maitre d at the restaurant. Sausage King of Chicago guy. He's about as likeable as the valets.
 
2022-08-20 11:09:17 AM  

RosevilleDan: What they need is a movie about Katanga,from Raiders.  You just know he has seen some shiat.


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Actually that could prove interesting.  Sallah wouldn't have just found some random person to smuggle his friends and the Ark past the Nazi's, he would have been someone who he knows and trusted with such a task.
 
2022-08-20 11:27:11 AM  
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2022-08-20 12:27:30 PM  
Valet 1 convinces Valet 2 to take the car for a spin to impress some girls. Valet 2 is kind of nerdy and reluctantly agrees. After all, GIRLSCar gets stolen from them. Valet 2 frets about losing their jobs, Valet 1 says something like "forget losing our jobs, we're going to jail if we don't get that car back, Homie"
Wacky hi-jinks ensue. Drug humor occurs.

While stoned they encounter ignorant and/or mean cops who ask them about stolen cars. Cops let them go but give Valet 1 a business card "in case they think of anything".

Valet 1 contemptuously wads the card up and throws it away. Valet 2 stares at it on the ground and has a mini breakdown.

They track down the car at a chop shop and encounter innocent migrants forced to work for the bad guys as slave labor. Valet 1 & 2 find beautiful migrant women and fall in love with them.

Crazy plot to save them and get the car back is hatched.

Plan goes south, Valet 1 is caught, Valet 2 runs.

Valet 1 is about to be killed. At the last minute Valet 2 swoops in to save the day.

Bad guys get left tied up as Valets drive off and migrant slave laborers run off.

Bad guys free and rearm themselves with the goal of hunting down and killing the Valets "painfully".

Cops who were previously made fun of surround the building and arrest the bad guys based on an "anonymous tip".

Cut to Valet 2 in the passenger seat with that huge 1980's cell phone in one hand and the cop's beat up business card in the other.

Valets get back just in time to return the car. Both swear to never do anything like that again.

Hot car pulls in and driver tosses key to Valet 1 while saying something rude. Camera zooms on Valet 1's face as he glaces sideways at Valet 2 and smiles. Camera pans to Valet 2's face as his eyes go wide and he says "Oh No....."

Cut to the car speeding away recklessly with Valet 2 at the wheel and Valet 1 in the passenger seat hanging on for dear life. New, recently rescued migrant girlfriends are in the back seat, laughing.

Fade to credits.

Post credits scene: Valet 2 runs a red light and get t-boned by an 18 wheeler. The car rolls several times. No one is wearing a seat belt. Everyone in the car is killed with the two girls partially ejected.

Fade to black.
 
2022-08-20 12:42:21 PM  
dennysgod:
Actually that could prove interesting.  Sallah wouldn't have just found some random person to smuggle his friends and the Ark past the Nazi's, he would have been someone who he knows and trusted with such a task.


"Their captain, Katanga, is an honorable man-regardless of his more doubtful enterprises."
―Sallah
 
2022-08-20 4:42:15 PM  
Well then I guess it's now apropos to have a movie about this guy
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2022-08-20 5:19:45 PM  
I swear I just watched this movie on Hulu?


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2022-08-21 1:10:34 AM  

Aussie_As: Walker: If there's one thing I've been waiting 36 years for, it's a movie about the valets in the Ferris Bueller movie....said no one ever.

I remember hearing an interview with Seth Rogan years ago when he mentioned these characters as the most memorable in that movie, these were the guys he wanted to know more about. I remember that because I remember thinking "hey, that's right, they were in the movie for probably under a minute and had about three lines total, but incredibly memorable characters."

So that's at least Seth Rogan and me disputing your statement that nobody ever asked for this.


Well, Seth Rogan is to intelligence what Trump is to honesty, so...
 
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