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(MSN)   Adjust your tinfoil, Anne Heche was murdered due to her upcoming movie on sex trafficking   (msn.com) divider line
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1278 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 19 Aug 2022 at 5:20 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-19 3:51:41 PM  
Because no one, at all, knows that sex trafficking occurs and the movie would have brought attention to it for the very first time.
 
2022-08-19 3:53:56 PM  

bostonguy: Because no one, at all, knows that sex trafficking occurs and the movie would have brought attention to it for the very first time.


What occurs?
 
2022-08-19 3:54:41 PM  
I'd believe it was a hit by the Actor's Guild first
 
2022-08-19 4:06:17 PM  

Clarence Brown: bostonguy: Because no one, at all, knows that sex trafficking occurs and the movie would have brought attention to it for the very first time.

What occurs?


Uh, what?

I was being sarcastic.
 
2022-08-19 4:12:30 PM  
I thought we all agreed it was because of her terrible acting in Six Days Seven Nights?
 
2022-08-19 4:20:38 PM  
Yeah, just like the time Liam Neeson was murdered for all of the Taken movies.
 
2022-08-19 4:21:52 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: Yeah, just like the time Liam Neeson was murdered for all of the Taken movies.


So you're perfectly comfortable believing the REAL Liam Neeson would be in all these absolutely terrible movies he's been doing?

Sure. You're just working for them!
 
2022-08-19 4:27:09 PM  

bostonguy: Clarence Brown: bostonguy: Because no one, at all, knows that sex trafficking occurs and the movie would have brought attention to it for the very first time.

What occurs?

Uh, what?

I was being sarcastic.


Me too.
 
2022-08-19 4:44:33 PM  
I'm gonna go ahead and say that Occam's razor tells me that someone with a history of sexual abuse, mental illness, and substance abuse with drugs in her system with footage of her wrecking a car might be a more logical explanation than a conspiracy involving a farking Lifetime movie.

No disrespect meant to Ms. Heche.  I feel bad for people suffering with abuse and mental illness.  I'm all for dark humor, but this situation just makes me sad.
 
2022-08-19 5:07:41 PM  
Who?
 
2022-08-19 5:26:19 PM  
There's a lot of idiots in the world.
You used to have to travel places to see them.
Now, the internet brings them right to you.
Progress?
 
2022-08-19 5:26:38 PM  
Was it a sex/necrophilia crossover film?
 
2022-08-19 5:27:21 PM  
even if it was a conspiracy what the hell am I supposed to do about it?
 
2022-08-19 5:30:15 PM  

hammettman: There's a lot of idiots in the world.
You used to have to travel places to see them.
Now, the internet brings them right to you.
Progress?


I would like to add that they idiots used to be kept away from each other.

The internet also lets them find each other and join their stupidity together like one giant Voltron of Idiocy.
 
2022-08-19 5:30:21 PM  
All these years I wondered just how in the hell TFG got elected and then subby brings me articles like this and I'm like, "ah, THAT'S how."

The person who wrote this article is dumb. The theory is dumb and everyone should feel bad about it.
 
2022-08-19 5:33:49 PM  
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2022-08-19 5:35:31 PM  
Nothing will extinguish public interest in a film quicker than murdering the star of it.
 
2022-08-19 5:38:48 PM  

Clarence Brown: bostonguy: Because no one, at all, knows that sex trafficking occurs and the movie would have brought attention to it for the very first time.

What occurs?


Having sex in traffic.
 
2022-08-19 5:41:50 PM  
Seems to me the time to take someone out over this would have been before it even went into production.
And writers, producers, directors would be more effective targets.
 
2022-08-19 5:41:59 PM  
This "story" plus the "support journalism" button - lololol
 
2022-08-19 5:42:45 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I thought we all agreed it was because of her terrible acting in Six Days Seven Nights?


Or maybe the unremarkable anus?
 
2022-08-19 6:04:21 PM  
I'm waiting for Alex Jones' take on it.
 
2022-08-19 6:06:36 PM  

Dibikad: Clarence Brown: bostonguy: Because no one, at all, knows that sex trafficking occurs and the movie would have brought attention to it for the very first time.

What occurs?

Having sex in traffic.


could see how getting rid of Anne Heche would make that safer.

/studied it out
 
2022-08-19 6:07:37 PM  
Very nice of them to wait until the movie had finished production before doing it.

And not murdering any of the people that bankrolled the making of the film.
 
2022-08-19 6:08:42 PM  
So she murdered herself?!?
 
2022-08-19 6:11:04 PM  
"I'm no conspiracy theorist, but..."

Yeah right, chuckles.
 
2022-08-19 6:12:15 PM  
Heche was in on the plot and was in fact the 'hit man', which turned out to be very convenient when it came time to get close to the target and make it look like an accident.
 
2022-08-19 6:18:26 PM  

Nick el Ass: So she murdered herself?!?


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Mrs Twain Heche hated herself.

Hopefully not too obscure for Fark.
 
2022-08-19 6:20:42 PM  

Snapper Carr: Very nice of them to wait until the movie had finished production before doing it.

And not murdering any of the people that bankrolled the making of the film.


And tragic movie star deaths definitely do nothing to boost interest in and publicity for their final projects.
 
2022-08-19 6:21:23 PM  
Corey Feldman is still alive.  Must be white male privelage or something.

Coincidence does happen, people.
 
2022-08-19 6:26:20 PM  

Cinedelic: Snapper Carr: Very nice of them to wait until the movie had finished production before doing it.

And not murdering any of the people that bankrolled the making of the film.

And tragic movie star deaths definitely do nothing to boost interest in and publicity for their final projects.


She did die in a pretty notable way.
 
2022-08-19 6:31:33 PM  

Nurglitch: Cinedelic: Snapper Carr: Very nice of them to wait until the movie had finished production before doing it.

And not murdering any of the people that bankrolled the making of the film.

And tragic movie star deaths definitely do nothing to boost interest in and publicity for their final projects.

She did die in a pretty notable way.


They still forgot the coleslaw.
 
2022-08-19 6:37:03 PM  

IdentInvalid: Corey Feldman is still alive.  Must be white male privelage or something.

Coincidence does happen, people.


But Corey Haim was taken.
 
2022-08-19 6:37:08 PM  
That was a body double.  She been dead since 2006.
 
2022-08-19 6:38:19 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: That was a body double.  She been dead since 2006.


See?!? Now THAT is how you conspiracy theory. These other people are just amateurs.
 
2022-08-19 6:55:49 PM  
On the case...

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2022-08-19 7:00:02 PM  
Probably would have been more effective to have done the deed before filming wrapped.
 
2022-08-19 7:01:19 PM  
Anne's Mother had her killed. It makes perfect sense. She started out with five kids and a husband. All are dead now except for Abigail Heche. She will be the next and last.
 
2022-08-19 7:12:33 PM  

Jake Havechek: [Fark user image 425x318]


They have pretty good pizza there when I went back in May.
 
2022-08-19 7:13:36 PM  

dildo tontine: Nick el Ass: So she murdered herself?!?

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Mrs Twain Heche hated herself.

Hopefully not too obscure for Fark.


Murder By Death is not obscure.
 
2022-08-19 7:17:47 PM  
Nobody's ever driven under the influence and killed themselves, especially in Hollywood.
 
2022-08-19 7:18:22 PM  

ZMugg: dildo tontine: Nick el Ass: So she murdered herself?!?

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Mrs Twain Heche hated herself.

Hopefully not too obscure for Fark.

Murder By Death is not obscure.


Such a great movie.
 
2022-08-19 7:39:12 PM  

hammettman: There's a lot of idiots in the world.
You used to have to travel places to see them.
Now, the internet brings them right to you.
Progress?


Conspiracy theories sprout and spread across the internet before the person they're about is even declared dead. That's the world we live in now.
 
2022-08-19 7:44:05 PM  
Conspiracy Theorists Think

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I didn't even get through the full headline. I believe that's a personal first.
 
2022-08-19 7:59:40 PM  
Yeah it was a conspiracy between Jim Beam and Jack Daniels
 
2022-08-19 8:03:34 PM  

Gordon Bennett: "Conspiracy Theorists Think"

I didn't even get through the full headline.


When they lie to you in the first three words, disregarding the remainder is simply saving your valuable time... which you then wasted here on Fark.
 
2022-08-19 8:08:38 PM  
What is known is she had a minor fender bender into a parking garage... fled the scene when confronted, then crashed again....With cocaine and fetanyl in her system.

so what is the theory here?  somebody shot the drugs into her via a posion dart, along with an unknown drug that compels one to drive poorly and flee scenes? 

Like, wouldn't it just be easier shooting her?
 
2022-08-19 8:13:49 PM  
K
 
2022-08-19 9:02:07 PM  

NDP2: hammettman: There's a lot of idiots in the world.
You used to have to travel places to see them.
Now, the internet brings them right to you.
Progress?

Conspiracy theories sprout and spread across the internet before the person they're about is even declared dead. That's the world we live in now.


I hear NDP2 was hit by Azerbaijan organized crime figures for posts about their involvement in the replacement of Biden's dog's water dish with a secret mind control device that will depower his eye lasers - study it out man

/rip NDP2
 
2022-08-19 9:05:48 PM  

T.rex: What is known is she had a minor fender bender into a parking garage... fled the scene when confronted, then crashed again....With cocaine and fetanyl in her system.

so what is the theory here?  somebody shot the drugs into her via a posion dart, along with an unknown drug that compels one to drive poorly and flee scenes? 

Like, wouldn't it just be easier shooting her?


She needed to fall onto a box of bullets after stumbling through an open elevator door into an elevator shaft where the elevator car was at the top floor of the building, all after eating a chicken-salad sandwich laced with Polonium-210.
 
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