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(Daily Star)   'Murdered' silicone sex doll washes up on sandy beach, so lifelike the local citizens call police to report a corpse. In related news: Subby has lost his silicone girlfriend while swimming at a beach in the Bang Saen district of Chonburi, Thailand (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Creepy, Panic, Fear, Sex doll, Murder, Female, shores of a beach, Bang Saen district of Chonburi, silicone sex doll  
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3329 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Aug 2022 at 9:20 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-19 9:23:27 PM  
Plot twist:  It was a real person who had too much work done on a Thailand plastic surgery trip.
 
2022-08-19 9:25:37 PM  
That's a waste; those things aren't cheap.
 
2022-08-19 9:25:45 PM  
Man, now I'm thinking how much different this movie could have been!

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2022-08-19 9:26:24 PM  
You know, when you have sex on the beach you should clean up after yourselves.
 
2022-08-19 9:26:40 PM  
Test it for seamen.
 
2022-08-19 9:31:32 PM  
"If the owner wants to reclaim their doll they can collect her from the rescue team's station."

That really is the best part of the article.
 
2022-08-19 9:34:54 PM  
Murdered Silicone Sex Dolls is the name of my Dresden Dolls/Spice Girls mash-up cover band.
 
2022-08-19 9:36:06 PM  
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2022-08-19 9:36:35 PM  
Guy murdered her because she was cheating on him with his brother.
Who chipped in for half her price.
 
2022-08-19 9:37:27 PM  

mrmopar5287: "If the owner wants to reclaim their doll they can collect her from the rescue team's station."

That really is the best part of the article.


And how long had the rescue team had it now for night shift?  No thanks, you can just keep it.
 
2022-08-19 9:37:45 PM  
Is that a tube of lube next to the "corpse"?
 
2022-08-19 9:39:47 PM  
What kind of idiot has a sex doll in Thailand?

"What do I get for $5?"

"Everytin' yoo wan"
 
2022-08-19 9:42:10 PM  

Turbo Cojones: What kind of idiot has a sex doll in Thailand?

"What do I get for $5?"

"Everytin' yoo wan"


they love you long time
 
2022-08-19 9:44:52 PM  
So...uh ..how much that go for.
 
2022-08-19 9:46:53 PM  
Does anyone know where a person can get one of these realistic sex dolls?
Not for me, of course.
 
2022-08-19 9:48:14 PM  

MythDragon: mrmopar5287: "If the owner wants to reclaim their doll they can collect her from the rescue team's station."

That really is the best part of the article.

And how long had the rescue team had it now for night shift?  No thanks, you can just keep it.


pppffft, just toss it back in the ocean, the sea life will clean that right up.
 
2022-08-19 9:54:22 PM  
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2022-08-19 9:55:49 PM  
Probably some rich guy on a yacht

" !%&*! I ordered a blond! Not a redhead!

(Throws off boat )
 
2022-08-19 9:56:09 PM  
Charles Sobraj wanted for questioning
 
2022-08-19 9:59:16 PM  
Ah, the Natalie Wood model sex doll
 
2022-08-19 9:59:30 PM  
Little Rubber Girl
Youtube GBC7BMuzM4k
 
2022-08-19 10:00:11 PM  
Mom?
 
2022-08-19 10:00:32 PM  
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2022-08-19 10:01:50 PM  

nicholas m schumacher: Man, now I'm thinking how much different this movie could have been!

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God, that was a weird and great movie.

i don't think it would work with a real doll vs. the mermaid statue, though.
 
2022-08-19 10:03:36 PM  

Demetrius: Test it for seamen.


Women and Seamen don't mix.

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2022-08-19 10:04:06 PM  
Rodney Dangerfield Finds True Love (1985)
Youtube W2weU2gPvrg
 
2022-08-19 10:05:12 PM  
Not mine. I left her at Wendy's.

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2022-08-19 10:05:25 PM  
Washed Up Sex Toys is what they call Republican Senators first wives.
 
2022-08-19 10:08:16 PM  

phedex: nicholas m schumacher: Man, now I'm thinking how much different this movie could have been!

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God, that was a weird and great movie.

i don't think it would work with a real doll vs. the mermaid statue, though.


I disagree, the ending would be both of them leaving the island with sore hands after all the high-fives they gave each other.
 
2022-08-19 10:13:38 PM  
Anything else stubby would like to confess to?
 
2022-08-19 10:14:25 PM  

nicholas m schumacher: phedex: nicholas m schumacher: Man, now I'm thinking how much different this movie could have been!

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God, that was a weird and great movie.

i don't think it would work with a real doll vs. the mermaid statue, though.

I disagree, the ending would be both of them leaving the island with sore hands after all the high-fives they gave each other.


fair enough.  but lets be honest, the advent of a flesh light or real doll would have actually taken the weirdness DOWN a notch, not up.

How about this.

we have two versions of the movie.  One, with the weird mermaid sculpture, the strange peeping through the roof slats, and of course the "hark triton" speech and excessive drinking.

The other, would involve less boozing and more "who gets the real doll tonight and who swabs the deck" kind of action.  it would mainly revolve around bargaining chores & real doll action.
 
2022-08-19 10:15:07 PM  
Now that's hot.
 
2022-08-19 10:18:46 PM  

phedex: nicholas m schumacher: phedex: nicholas m schumacher: Man, now I'm thinking how much different this movie could have been!

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God, that was a weird and great movie.

i don't think it would work with a real doll vs. the mermaid statue, though.

I disagree, the ending would be both of them leaving the island with sore hands after all the high-fives they gave each other.

fair enough.  but lets be honest, the advent of a flesh light or real doll would have actually taken the weirdness DOWN a notch, not up.

How about this.

we have two versions of the movie.  One, with the weird mermaid sculpture, the strange peeping through the roof slats, and of course the "hark triton" speech and excessive drinking.

The other, would involve less boozing and more "who gets the real doll tonight and who swabs the deck" kind of action.  it would mainly revolve around bargaining chores & real doll action.


"less boozing"?

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dude, don't make me laugh.
 
2022-08-19 10:37:07 PM  
Kind of a dick move to give her crabs like that, person who has not arrived in thread.
 
2022-08-19 10:37:43 PM  
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2022-08-19 10:47:08 PM  
For some reason this story reminded me of the story on "Last Week Tonight" about creepy barnacle-encrusted doll parts washing up on a Texas beach
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Sleep tight
 
2022-08-19 10:47:17 PM  
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2022-08-19 10:47:49 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Turbo Cojones: What kind of idiot has a sex doll in Thailand?

"What do I get for $5?"

"Everytin' yoo wan"

they love you long time


Full Metal Jacket - Me So Horny (HD 720p)
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2022-08-19 10:53:33 PM  
In related news hey, subby, your mom's dildo is on the way:

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2022-08-19 10:56:50 PM  
"The officers then rushed to check and from a distance saw a small, beautiful woman with a bare bottom.

"But when they moved closer it turned out to be an AV doll."

I bet from a distance they determined the beautiful woman had been murdered by a black man. Then they got closer and it turned out it was probably a sex doll owned by a cop.
 
2022-08-19 11:00:40 PM  

ToughActinProlactin: That's a waste; those things aren't cheap.


🏆 🏆 🐔 🍽
 
2022-08-19 11:12:49 PM  
She is not what she seems.
Mad Max Toecutter Bubba Zanetti She´s is not what she seems
Youtube D4xDfUoy0iY
 
2022-08-19 11:46:25 PM  
You know, after years and years of having a doll like that nag and nag, and belittle and torment you, sometimes you just have to slap her around a little and show the doll who is boss. It happens.

I guess things got out of hand, and the guy did the Natalie Wood thing. Well. The Natalie silicone thing.
 
2022-08-19 11:49:46 PM  
"Forget the doll. Take the money and buy your girlfriend something nice."

This guy was just following Fark advice.
 
2022-08-20 12:05:12 AM  
I mean, that does look like a real corpse from the photos.  Not sure what the face looks like.  Could be a clown head.
 
2022-08-20 12:35:38 AM  
Oblig
Roxy Music - In Every Dream Home a Heartache [OGWT 1973]
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2022-08-20 12:41:11 AM  
I can't tell if she's pretty or not.
 
2022-08-20 1:18:29 AM  

Demetrius: Test it for seamen.


I assume I'm not the only one who read that as "taste", right?
 
2022-08-20 1:56:39 AM  
looks too nice to actually be dead. a body dead long enough to wash up like that is gonna be mottled blue and other non living colors, ive seen a couple and it aint that pretty...
 
2022-08-20 2:30:04 AM  

Another Government Employee: You know, when you have sex on the beach you should clean up after yourselves.


That film was a couple hours of my life I'll never get back again.
 
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