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(Rolling Stone)   Dr Oz explains that those are not technically "houses" he owns, but rather "properties"   (rollingstone.com) divider line
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2022-08-19 9:28:19 AM  
"Oh, did they have houses on them?  I was led to believe I was purchasing vacant land that possibly had a lean-to or an old campsite on it.  Huh.  I am shocked!"
 
2022-08-19 9:35:37 AM  
He always is and always has been full of crap

(Yes, it's real. No, it's not remotely how it works and you would hope a doctor would understand that)

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2022-08-19 9:36:10 AM  
So he really doesn't know how many houses he owns?
 
2022-08-19 9:39:31 AM  
Dear Republicans, you should have picked the Wall Street asshole. Thanks for being stupid.
 
2022-08-19 9:46:43 AM  

weddingsinger: He always is and always has been full of crap

(Yes, it's real. No, it's not remotely how it works and you would hope a doctor would understand that)

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*blinks*
What the f*ck?
 
2022-08-19 9:48:58 AM  

raerae1980: weddingsinger: He always is and always has been full of crap

(Yes, it's real. No, it's not remotely how it works and you would hope a doctor would understand that)

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*blinks*
What the f*ck?


It's part of the MRA/incel/Racist replacement theory crap and astounding he was tweeting about it 13 years ago.
 
2022-08-19 9:53:57 AM  
His cattle farm also isn't a house because it just houses cows and their waitstaff.
 
2022-08-19 9:55:05 AM  

weddingsinger: raerae1980: weddingsinger: He always is and always has been full of crap

(Yes, it's real. No, it's not remotely how it works and you would hope a doctor would understand that)

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*blinks*
What the f*ck?

It's part of the MRA/incel/Racist replacement theory crap and astounding he was tweeting about it 13 years ago.


😟
This hurt my brain.
 
2022-08-19 9:55:08 AM  

weddingsinger: you would hope a doctor would understand that)


I work with doctors all day long. Like every other group, most of them are dumb as f*ck. They may know their field of study, sometimes, but they are very stupid people.

Again, like every group.
 
2022-08-19 9:55:35 AM  
For a man who spent his television career hawking scammy bullshiat, you'd think he'd be better at lying.  This is phoned-in bullshiattery.  I know he can do better than that, but it's probably better for everyone concerned that he just keeps being a gift to Fetterman.
 
2022-08-19 9:58:32 AM  
Who can't relate to a good game of Monopoly, right guys?
 
2022-08-19 10:00:49 AM  
Talk about an excuse only the oligarchs and oligarch wannabes will get behind.
 
2022-08-19 10:00:49 AM  

NewportBarGuy: weddingsinger: you would hope a doctor would understand that)

I work with doctors all day long. Like every other group, most of them are dumb as f*ck. They may know their field of study, sometimes, but they are very stupid people.

Again, like every group.


Yea, I thought the "doctor = smart" belief would fade away after Ben Carson, but it's a tenacious stereotype.
 
2022-08-19 10:01:30 AM  
Is oz actively trying to lose the election? Because he really seems bad at this sort of thing.
 
2022-08-19 10:02:02 AM  

weddingsinger: He always is and always has been full of crap

(Yes, it's real. No, it's not remotely how it works and you would hope a doctor would understand that)

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2022-08-19 10:02:03 AM  

NewportBarGuy: weddingsinger: you would hope a doctor would understand that)

I work with doctors all day long. Like every other group, most of them are dumb as f*ck. They may know their field of study, sometimes, but they are very stupid people.

Again, like every group.


My experience with ex-fight jocks no matter the branch.  80% useless outside of the cockpit.
 
2022-08-19 10:02:54 AM  

Weaver95: Is oz actively trying to lose the election? Because he really seems bad at this sort of thing.


He's regretting not running in his home state.
 
2022-08-19 10:04:45 AM  

Weaver95: Is oz actively trying to lose the election? Because he really seems bad at this sort of thing.


Honestly I suspect his staff is. Some of the stuff they've put out there makes you go "the campaign staff seriously approved this?"
 
2022-08-19 10:05:26 AM  
FEED THE PROPERTYLESS!!
 
2022-08-19 10:05:44 AM  
property eh?  ok that's so much more endearing to the working middle class.  thanks for clearing that up Doc.

when some one is so out of touch that they cannot even fathom where the boundaries of reality exist, they make comments like that.
 
2022-08-19 10:06:11 AM  
Kind of telegraphed this when he qualified his homeownership with "legitimately".
 
2022-08-19 10:07:11 AM  

Weaver95: Is oz actively trying to lose the election? Because he really seems bad at this sort of thing.


I think he's just doing this as a publicity stunt to sell more oregano oil or whatever crystal energy infused cureall he's slinging now.
 
2022-08-19 10:08:18 AM  
That's almost as bad as the editorial for my local paper comparing Mastriano to Alexander Hamilton. While also doing the whole "but what if you abort the next Alexander Hamilton?" They can both fark off.
 
2022-08-19 10:08:32 AM  
Sounds like he's nervous about claiming multiple properties as his primary residence.
 
2022-08-19 10:09:23 AM  

weddingsinger: He always is and always has been full of crap

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Dear Lord, the funny part of that idiotic statement is I can argue the exact opposite position, because certain breeds of monkeys, our closets ancestors to humans ratio testicle size to body mass, and it's the adult silverback gorilla's that have the smallest testicle to body mass ratio, and produce the least amount of sperm because they mate with a harem pack.

Meanwhile, there are some species of smaller monkeys that have massive scrotum, and produce massive amounts of semen and they mate with as many as they can, because the competition isn't for mates, it's in the uterus to produce offspring, and having more sperm increases the odds of producing a viable offspring.

But, that's only true for those specific specie of monkeys, and also, humans aren't monkeys. If anything, humans testicle size to body mass, places them in between both competing mating strategies, which you could hypothesize that means some humans are single partner mates, have harems, or are sluts.

Oh shiat, that's exactly how we work! Closer to competing komodo dragon mating habits, well shiat, crazy right?

I know too much about animal mating.
 
2022-08-19 10:09:25 AM  
He owns ~10 houses in New Jersey and lives in his mother-in-law's basement in Pennsylvania?
Seems legit.
 
2022-08-19 10:09:51 AM  

ColleenSezWhuut: Weaver95: Is oz actively trying to lose the election? Because he really seems bad at this sort of thing.

I think he's just doing this as a publicity stunt to sell more oregano oil or whatever crystal energy infused cureall he's slinging now.


I think a lot of folks in the grifting industry are seeing how much money the trumps are raking in and running with it. They lack the same culture of zealotry that will truly open up wallets, but hell, tour PA for 3 months, eat food at all the tacky touristy spots, pocket a few mil?

Nice work if you can get it.
 
2022-08-19 10:12:20 AM  

meat0918: Weaver95: Is oz actively trying to lose the election? Because he really seems bad at this sort of thing.

He's regretting not running in his home state.


He never beats Booker...ever. That guy has saved too many cats in trees and pulled people out of burning houses to ever lose an election in NJ. Menendez (while a horrible human being) probably has dirt on Dr. Meh that even Fetterman wouldn't mock online. Bob is the Democratic party Cheney in that if he asks you to go fishing or a bike ride in the Pinelands you say no thanks and just do whatever he asks you to do instead of that.
 
2022-08-19 10:13:05 AM  
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2022-08-19 10:13:30 AM  
Channeling John McCain.
 
2022-08-19 10:13:47 AM  
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2022-08-19 10:16:15 AM  
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This guy's meme game is ridiculous.
 
2022-08-19 10:16:56 AM  
Fark you, Oprah. I blame you for this.
 
2022-08-19 10:18:13 AM  

weddingsinger: He always is and always has been full of crap

(Yes, it's real. No, it's not remotely how it works and you would hope a doctor would understand that)

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Yeah because the epididymis is like "HOOOOOLD FIRE!!! It's just a napkin HOOOOOLD!!!"
 
2022-08-19 10:18:14 AM  

weddingsinger: raerae1980: weddingsinger: He always is and always has been full of crap

(Yes, it's real. No, it's not remotely how it works and you would hope a doctor would understand that)

[Fark user image image 425x301]

*blinks*
What the f*ck?

It's part of the MRA/incel/Racist replacement theory crap and astounding he was tweeting about it 13 years ago.


The party of law and order is now the party of theory and chaos.
 
2022-08-19 10:18:23 AM  
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Yeah, basically sums up Oz's campaign.
 
2022-08-19 10:18:23 AM  

neongoats: Talk about an excuse only the oligarchs and oligarch wannabes will get behind.


Right up there with "corporations are PEOPLE, my friend!" in tone deaf cluelessness.
 
2022-08-19 10:19:29 AM  
Oz would answer "Turkey" if you asked him about his preferred type of government.
 
2022-08-19 10:19:56 AM  
Okay. That means when my wife yells at me for buying yet another guitar, I can tell her its not a guitar, but an instrument.

Got it
 
2022-08-19 10:20:37 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: Okay. That means when my wife yells at me for buying yet another guitar, I can tell her its not a guitar, but an instrument.

Got it


You.

You I like.
 
2022-08-19 10:21:14 AM  
I think my favorite thing about Oz running for Senate that he would have been so much better off if he hadn't.

/ 🎶 Hello darkness, my old friend 🎶
 
2022-08-19 10:21:30 AM  
It wasn't technically having sex with that prostitute. I was just keeping my cock warm.
 
2022-08-19 10:21:36 AM  

Psychopusher: For a man who spent his television career hawking scammy bullshiat, you'd think he'd be better at lying.  This is phoned-in bullshiattery.  I know he can do better than that, but it's probably better for everyone concerned that he just keeps being a gift to Fetterman.


Oprah's machine had much better production values. Left to his own devices, he ends up testifying in front of Congress about his cons. Probably why he's running for Congress, to be honest - tired of being on the wrong side of that table.
 
2022-08-19 10:22:10 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: Okay. That means when my wife yells at me for buying yet another guitar, I can tell her its not a guitar, but an instrument.

Got it


You could buy her a dulcimer and a Joni Mitchell song book to distract her.
 
2022-08-19 10:22:37 AM  
biatch McConnell has got to be so happy Trump endorsed that guy he saw on TV.
 
2022-08-19 10:23:33 AM  

meat0918: Weaver95: Is oz actively trying to lose the election? Because he really seems bad at this sort of thing.

He's regretting not running in his home state.


Turkey has states?
 
2022-08-19 10:23:43 AM  
Lol....that ain't gonna work
 
2022-08-19 10:24:25 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Fark you, Oprah. I blame you for this.


Also for Dr Phil.
 
2022-08-19 10:25:11 AM  

weddingsinger: It's part of the MRA/incel/Racist replacement theory crap and astounding he was tweeting about it 13 years ago.


First of all, he looks like a Disney villain in a TV show where the hero is a dog, so he needs to sit the fark down. You KNOW he considers himself a ten. Guaranteed.

Second of all, people darker than eggshell promoting replacement theory is never not hilarious to me. Mehmet you're Turkish. They will still put you, and probably all your kids, against the wall in the forever purge. Maybe even your wife.
 
2022-08-19 10:27:00 AM  

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Yeah, basically sums up Oz's campaign.


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