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5253 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Aug 2022 at 9:38 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-19 8:34:34 AM  
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2022-08-19 8:40:46 AM  
Oh great. Now ceiling Jesus is watching you masturbate.
 
2022-08-19 8:47:29 AM  
Easy to explain:


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2022-08-19 8:51:05 AM  
It is with great shame that I confess to being a non believer prior to seeing this video. Now that my soul has absorbed the Heavenly light and I have renounced my heathen ways, where do I send my money?
 
2022-08-19 8:51:46 AM  
Ceiling Jesus is watching you masturbate
 
2022-08-19 8:57:30 AM  
Explain how pulleys work?
 
2022-08-19 9:05:40 AM  
It's a sad day when we're this far into a thread and nobody has yet to post a take on a ceiling cat meme.
 
2022-08-19 9:35:18 AM  

Badmoodman: Easy to explain:


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You, (insert pronoun of your choice), are going to Hell.   Magnificent Bastard Section, seat for one.
 
2022-08-19 9:40:11 AM  
Is this the new Missionary Impossible?
 
2022-08-19 9:40:49 AM  
Um.....it appears that he's got some sort of harness under his shoulders and he's getting hauled up via rope.
 
2022-08-19 9:40:54 AM  
Hoisted Jesii, how do they work?
 
2022-08-19 9:41:01 AM  
Look, if you want to get pentecostal types riled up about a miracle, all you need to do is find someone who has a mobility impairment such that they use a wheelchair to get around but are able to stand for short periods of time. Have the church pray over them, then have them stand up halfway through.

Shoot, you can make a very successful TV show with just a few incidents of that.
 
2022-08-19 9:43:24 AM  
You can see the same thing a few times a month in Alabama.
 
2022-08-19 9:43:36 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: Look, if you want to get pentecostal types riled up about a miracle, all you need to do is find someone who has a mobility impairment such that they use a wheelchair to get around but are able to stand for short periods of time. Have the church pray over them, then have them stand up halfway through.

Shoot, you can make a very successful TV show with just a few incidents of that.


But...you have to cast out Lupus and call on JEEEESUS to heal that person....

/ Surely...nobody would take advantage of that to drive donations.
 
2022-08-19 9:45:02 AM  
Agreed, subby. He was clearly being hoisted by a noodly appendage. This is clear evidence of the one true god. May pirates be plentiful.

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2022-08-19 9:45:04 AM  
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2022-08-19 9:45:38 AM  
Looks like the aliens are taking him back.
 
2022-08-19 9:47:40 AM  
Ceiling cat with a fishing rod?
 
2022-08-19 9:48:22 AM  

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Rev. D Wayne Love
 
2022-08-19 9:48:33 AM  
It's been done. And without the clearly visible rope.

David Copperfield - Flying (Levitation)
Youtube YcjGggF79xA
 
2022-08-19 9:48:52 AM  
And all those so-called 'Christians' are looking up that poor man's dress. Outrageous!
 
2022-08-19 9:48:55 AM  

Devolving_Spud: Badmoodman: Easy to explain:


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You, (insert pronoun of your choice), are going to Hell.   Magnificent Bastard Section, seat for one.


Second!

This may not be a PS thread, but that deserves a mention in the newsletter and a free beer from the nearest local Farker.
 
2022-08-19 9:48:57 AM  
Should have pulled them up by his neck.
 
2022-08-19 9:49:45 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: You can see the same thing a few times a month in Alabama.


You, sir, are also going to hell...

:)
 
2022-08-19 9:50:55 AM  
I certainly can't explain that. As a (now former) atheist, I am visibly shaken, and dropped my copy of Origin of the Species and just stormed out of the room crying liberal crocodile tears.
 
2022-08-19 9:51:28 AM  
Inspired by

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2022-08-19 9:51:46 AM  
I'd like Alex to explain his crotchless panties under that dress...
 
2022-08-19 9:52:09 AM  
please tell me Pastor Alex is a Twitter account created for satire. I just don't feel like twittin and twattin to find out. I'm farkin, dammmit
 
2022-08-19 9:52:13 AM  

Godscrack: Should have pulled them up by his neck.


That be racist, yo.
 
2022-08-19 9:52:52 AM  
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2022-08-19 9:53:14 AM  

OdradekRex: Oh great. Now ceiling Jesus is watching you masturbate.


Ceiling Jesus must have A LOT of time on his hands.
 
2022-08-19 9:53:31 AM  
It's witchcraft. Burn them all.
 
2022-08-19 9:53:45 AM  

OdradekRex: Oh great. Now ceiling Jesus is watching you masturbate.


IgG4: Ceiling Jesus is watching you masturbate


Well shiat.  Probably shoulda read the comments first.
 
2022-08-19 9:54:40 AM  
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2022-08-19 9:55:44 AM  
I've played "light as a feather, stiff as a board" too. It has nothing to do with Jesus.
 
2022-08-19 9:56:02 AM  

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Alex.....Love?
 
2022-08-19 9:56:43 AM  
Deus ex machina

or

Alien in the ceiling is pulling him up to his death.

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2022-08-19 9:57:24 AM  
The Internet has taught me that this video would end with him falling.

I am deeply disappointed.
 
2022-08-19 10:02:38 AM  
If you watch the video god must be hungover, because it takes him more than one try to get the pastor through the trapdoor.
 
2022-08-19 10:02:57 AM  
He got raptured!   The rest of us get 7 years of Heck on Earth!

I am so gonna steal a Ford F350 and run people over with it.
 
2022-08-19 10:04:53 AM  
I am curious as to what was really happening there.  Was it a play or something?
 
2022-08-19 10:05:44 AM  
he is risen ... I mean hoisted.
 
2022-08-19 10:06:05 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

PastorAlexLove: Atheists, if JESUS is not real, then explain this? https://t.co/9gRy0xqdD5


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2022-08-19 10:06:06 AM  

Unsung_Hero: I am curious as to what was really happening there.  Was it a play or something?


Demonstration of powerfarting.
 
2022-08-19 10:06:13 AM  

OdradekRex: Oh great. Now ceiling Jesus is watching you masturbate.


I'm gonna cum so much harder with this spiritual knowledge.
 
2022-08-19 10:07:08 AM  
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2022-08-19 10:08:29 AM  
Please tell me that tweet was supposed to be sarcastic.
 
2022-08-19 10:10:04 AM  
"Oh Jesus" takes on a whole new meaning if you consider the fabric this dude was hoisted up by was the waistband of his briefs...
 
2022-08-19 10:10:49 AM  
 
2022-08-19 10:10:51 AM  
Slayer Goes To Church
Youtube BF-10c261Vw
 
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