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(The Hill)   Five big turds in the punch bowl of grape Kool-aid that is Jared Kushner's tell-some   (thehill.com) divider line
    More: Followup, President of the United States, Bill Clinton, Jared Kushner, White House, Saudi Arabia, Trump's defeat, former president's son-in-law, United States Capitol  
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2022-08-19 9:29:32 AM  
And the narrative spinning begins.
He belongs in prison with the lot of them
 
2022-08-19 9:39:18 AM  
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He literally built a building that illegally dumped its untreated sewage into the river
 
2022-08-19 10:10:36 AM  
Kushner reveals in the book that he had the door connecting his office with former White House strategist Stephen Bannon'ssealed shut and accused the former Breitbart executive of leaking unsavory stories about the former president's son-in-law to the media.

Well that first part seems remarkably sane.  You don't want Bannon wandering in, his pustules dripping all over your carpet.
 
2022-08-19 10:35:50 AM  
Is the 2 billion from saudi mentioned at all?
 
2022-08-19 10:36:51 AM  

vudukungfu: And the narrative spinning begins.
He belongs in prison with the lot of them


Begins? Do they do anything but spin the narrative?
 
2022-08-19 10:39:37 AM  
Five noteworthy nuggets from Jared Kushner's new book


Here are six notable takeaways from the book, ...


My kingdom for quality control.
 
2022-08-19 10:40:25 AM  
I wonder if the suicide bomber at the mosque in Afghanistan stood up and yelled "I went to Jared" before detonating his bomb belt?

/no?
//well give it a bit more time yet
 
2022-08-19 10:40:26 AM  
If anybody stinks of corruption it's this guy.
 
2022-08-19 10:41:03 AM  
Flavor-Aid
 
2022-08-19 10:41:14 AM  
TLDR Kushner enjoys trump mushroom, and sucks the dick of and praises the guy who randonly gave him $2,000,000,000.00.
 
2022-08-19 10:41:19 AM  

You Are All Sheep: Is the 2 billion from saudi mentioned at all?


Maybe not overtly, but the passages going on about how MbS is so dreamy is probably a giveaway.
 
2022-08-19 10:41:24 AM  
Congrats on making this headline vague enough to trick me into clicking on it subster.
 
2022-08-19 10:41:24 AM  
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2022-08-19 10:42:20 AM  
He's rich because he peddled influence and state secrets to MBS and the Saudi's. Instead of Italian suits, he should be wearing an orange prison jumpsuit. But his millions (billions?) will ensure he will never be inconvenienced a single day in his privileged life.
 
2022-08-19 10:42:42 AM  
Kashoggi.
 
2022-08-19 10:42:44 AM  
Kushner is yiddish for "horseplop".
 
2022-08-19 10:42:53 AM  
Kushner reveals in the book that he had the door connecting his office with former White House strategist Stephen Bannon'ssealed shut and accused the former Breitbart executive of leaking unsavory stories about the former president's son-in-law to the media.

A known anti-Semite shiatting on a Jewish person?  Why does this surprise him?
 
2022-08-19 10:43:58 AM  
"The press alleged that the president had emptied the square expressly for this visit. But that was not the case-the Park Police had cleared it as part of a preexisting plan to create a safer perimeter around the White House," Kushner wrote".

BS.
 
2022-08-19 10:44:22 AM  
You never know what's going to happen, One day you're a Subway spokesman, and the next you're marrying Ivanka and selling nuclear secrets to the Saudis.
 
2022-08-19 10:44:27 AM  
like who the f on the planet is saying "I'll take a copy of the book supposedly written by the great mind of Jared F-ing Kushner" ?
 
2022-08-19 10:44:33 AM  
Or, how to get Chris Cillizza to write a puff piece
 
2022-08-19 10:46:06 AM  
This shows that Kush is unwilling to believe facts even when they stare him in the face.
 
2022-08-19 10:47:28 AM  
I so love reading my news 6 lines at a time.
 
2022-08-19 10:49:27 AM  
J6 violence was unexpected? Anyone with an AOL dial up  knew what was up.

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2022-08-19 10:49:32 AM  

Soup4Bonnie: like who the f on the planet is saying "I'll take a copy of the book supposedly written by the great mind of Jared F-ing Kushner" ?


No one, that's who. But clearly SOMEone hopes to profit on his book. For the life of me I don't see how that can happen.
 
2022-08-19 10:50:27 AM  
It's cute how he claims there was no way the White House could have known the January 6th crowd would turn violent. As time progresses and more information comes out, the more it looks like the White House planned it.
 
2022-08-19 10:51:09 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: Soup4Bonnie: like who the f on the planet is saying "I'll take a copy of the book supposedly written by the great mind of Jared F-ing Kushner" ?

No one, that's who. But clearly SOMEone hopes to profit on his book. For the life of me I don't see how that can happen.


It is a love letter to the Saudi Crown Price. Dude is already at step 3: Profit.
 
2022-08-19 10:51:13 AM  
Tap dance more, puppet boy.
 
2022-08-19 10:51:23 AM  

Soup4Bonnie: like who the f on the planet is saying "I'll take a copy of the book supposedly written by the great mind of Jared F-ing Kushner" ?


They do this for money laundering purposes.
 
2022-08-19 10:51:36 AM  
How did he have time? He was busy with pardons.
 
2022-08-19 10:52:47 AM  
"What is clear to me is that no one at the White House expected violence that day. I'm confident that if my colleagues or the president had anticipated violence, they would have prevented it from happening," he continued.

Ok, but like... once the violence started, why did the WH do nothing for an hour and a half?

// these yambags present themselves as capable and powerful, but the second something goes wrong on their watch, it's all deflection and "we didn't know!" and "we were powerless to stop it!"
 
2022-08-19 10:53:21 AM  

You Are All Sheep: Soup4Bonnie: like who the f on the planet is saying "I'll take a copy of the book supposedly written by the great mind of Jared F-ing Kushner" ?

They do this for money laundering purposes.


It will make a good tax write off.
 
2022-08-19 10:53:46 AM  

weddingsinger: [Fark user image 425x288]
He literally built a building that illegally dumped its untreated sewage into the river


Is this a metaphor? Like the building is the economy, the sewage is tariffs, and the river is American agriculture?
 
2022-08-19 10:55:20 AM  
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He's an inspiration.
 
2022-08-19 10:55:22 AM  
efforts to broker peace agreements in the Middle East, his attempts to aid the pandemic response and internal squabbles in which he invariably comes out on top.

Took kickbacks from Saudis, gave Don Jr. a squirt of hand sanitizer once, and pretend not to notice FIL leering  at wife.
 
2022-08-19 10:55:41 AM  
Book paints flattering picture of Saudi crown prince.

GFY Kushner.

Besides Kashoggi the Sauds have more responsibility for 9/11 than anyone else other than Bin Laden.  Some of us aren't willing to forget that.
 
2022-08-19 10:57:28 AM  

Dr Dreidel: "What is clear to me is that no one at the White House expected violence that day. I'm confident that if my colleagues or the president had anticipated violence, they would have prevented it from happening," he continued.

Ok, but like... once the violence started, why did the WH do nothing for an hour and a half?

// these yambags present themselves as capable and powerful, but the second something goes wrong on their watch, it's all deflection and "we didn't know!" and "we were powerless to stop it!"


Let's pretend 1/6 wasn't the culmination of a slow motion train wreck instituted by Trump that started years before we even held the election.
 
2022-08-19 10:57:47 AM  
He's a wooden boy.  Shouldn't his nose grow when he lies?
 
2022-08-19 10:58:37 AM  

weddingsinger: [Fark user image 425x288]
He literally built a building that illegally dumped its untreated sewage into the river


Yeah, but think of how clean the coal is now that he showed the big, manly men how to scrub it just right...
 
2022-08-19 11:01:21 AM  
There is nothing noteworthty in anything that POS writes -- with exception of:  "Dear FBI:  you may be interested in my latest pics from my f-i-l's place in Florida..."
 
2022-08-19 11:02:13 AM  

You Are All Sheep: Is the 2 billion from saudi mentioned at all?



Yes, indirectly.

Book paints flattering picture of Saudi crown prince.
 
2022-08-19 11:08:53 AM  

heavymetal: It's cute how he claims there was no way the White House could have known the January 6th crowd would turn violent. As time progresses and more information comes out, the more it looks like the White House planned it.


I can't stand it, we know they planned it.

From TFA: "[W]hen Trump walked through the empty Lafayette Square, which the US Park Police had cleared, he was surprised to find the church boarded up," Kushner wrote. "He had planned to go inside and say a prayer, so he improvised by holding up his Bible in front of the church."

1. Riiiight... Secret Service did not take a stroll over in advance and would not have notified Big Dummy that the church was inaccessible.

2.Nickpicking here, but at the time, he was asked specifically if it was his Bible and he responded that it was "a Bible." There's no way that ignorant fark owns any books that do not have his picture on the cover, except for Mein Kampf, of course.
 
2022-08-19 11:09:21 AM  

Dahnkster: He's rich because he peddled influence and state secrets to MBS and the Saudi's. Instead of Italian suits, he should be wearing an orange prison jumpsuit. But his millions (billions?) will ensure he will never be inconvenienced a single day in his privileged life.


His father once thought the same.
 
2022-08-19 11:09:46 AM  

Soup4Bonnie: like who the f on the planet is saying "I'll take a copy of the book supposedly written by the great mind of Jared F-ing Kushner" ?


The Venn diagram of those people plus voters who saw 2016-2020 and thought "well I sure would like more of that, I'm voting for Trump" is a perfect circle.
 
2022-08-19 11:12:38 AM  

Blathering Idjut: Book paints flattering picture of Saudi crown prince.

GFY Kushner.

Besides Kashoggi the Sauds have more responsibility for 9/11 than anyone else other than Bin Laden.  Some of us aren't willing to forget that.


Al Waleed bin Talal Al Saud is a major investor in Fox News.

Dare I say, is it possible that the Saudi Royal family is working both sides of the street for their own benefit?
 
2022-08-19 11:21:07 AM  

You Are All Sheep: Soup4Bonnie: like who the f on the planet is saying "I'll take a copy of the book supposedly written by the great mind of Jared F-ing Kushner" ?

They do this for money laundering purposes.


Might as well hang a sign with a flashing, wailing siren on top saying "We are laundering money!!" because nobody is going to believe they're buying these to be read.
 
2022-08-19 11:21:48 AM  

Skyfrog: "The press alleged that the president had emptied the square expressly for this visit. But that was not the case-the Park Police had cleared it as part of a preexisting plan to create a safer perimeter around the White House," Kushner wrote".

BS.


That whole story was utter bullshiat.  If Trimp planned to enter the church, the SS would have checked the building before he ever left the White House.  Also, considering the close proximity of the church and the White House, White House staff would have bee aware of the fire the night before, ya'know from the fire engines, sirens and all.  Kushner's story isn't even competent bullshiat.
 
2022-08-19 11:26:11 AM  

DarnoKonrad: You never know what's going to happen, One day you're a Subway spokesman, and the next you're marrying Ivanka and selling nuclear secrets to the Saudis.


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2022-08-19 11:26:41 AM  
These tell all books farking suck.

Either it's full of stuff that should have been brought to the public when it happened but whoops the statute of limitations ran out oh well time to make money, or it's lies in an attempt to twist public perception while ALSO being a desperate scramble to make money.

These should be treated as they are: naked attempts at money laundering.
 
2022-08-19 11:27:43 AM  

lordjupiter: Soup4Bonnie: like who the f on the planet is saying "I'll take a copy of the book supposedly written by the great mind of Jared F-ing Kushner" ?

The Venn diagram of those people plus voters who saw 2016-2020 and thought "well I sure would like more of that, I'm voting for Trump" is a perfect circle.


So is Maynard's side project. What's your point?
 
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