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2022-08-19 7:18:11 AM  
 
2022-08-19 7:53:52 AM  
+1 for the effort and imagination
 
2022-08-19 7:54:55 AM  
Give this the repeat tag and greenlight it anyways.
 
2022-08-19 8:33:41 AM  
🤔
 
2022-08-19 8:37:49 AM  

wademh: Read about it on fark
https://www.fark.com/comments/12518834/Despite-DOJs-argument-that-it-may-Poison-their-investigation-judge-says-to-prepare-for-a-possible-redacted-Warrant-affidavit-world-tour-TFG-hopes-to-find-Ratt-among-his-Motley-Crue#new


Well, let's have one without everyone trying to come up with shiatty hair band puns this time.
 
2022-08-19 8:38:21 AM  
Purple monkey dishwasher
 
2022-08-19 8:39:13 AM  
onlyadistraction: Purple monkey dishwasher I'm Eric
 
2022-08-19 8:40:19 AM  
Macaroni collage has GOT to be on every comedian's list of random references for the I'm Eric's of their various worlds...that is comedy gold right there for simpletons like me.

/pasta for breakfast
//laughing all the way
///thanks thanks thanks
 
2022-08-19 8:42:41 AM  
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2022-08-19 8:43:47 AM  

Koodz: wademh: Read about it on fark
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Well, let's have one without everyone trying to come up with shiatty hair band puns this time.


No band puns? From THIS Motley Crue? You're asking for Trouble, bud.
 
2022-08-19 8:44:38 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Koodz: wademh: Read about it on fark
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Well, let's have one without everyone trying to come up with shiatty hair band puns this time.

No band puns? From THIS Motley Crue? You're asking for Trouble, bud.


That's Twisted, sister
 
2022-08-19 8:44:54 AM  
Oh come on.. I was hopeful there would be hidden text...

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I had my tin foil hat and TV rabbit ears extenders all ready.
 
2022-08-19 8:45:46 AM  
B-E-S-U-R-E-T-O-D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E
 
2022-08-19 8:46:57 AM  
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2022-08-19 8:48:48 AM  
Is Judge Reinhart qualified to make this ruling? For all we know, he's actually a 12-year-old boy who has switched bodies with his dad after touching a magical artifact.
 
2022-08-19 8:49:27 AM  

gilatrout: Dr Dreidel: Koodz: wademh: Read about it on fark
https://www.fark.com/comments/12518834/Despite-DOJs-argument-that-it-may-Poison-their-investigation-judge-says-to-prepare-for-a-possible-redacted-Warrant-affidavit-world-tour-TFG-hopes-to-find-Ratt-among-his-Motley-Crue#new

Well, let's have one without everyone trying to come up with shiatty hair band puns this time.

No band puns? From THIS Motley Crue? You're asking for Trouble, bud.

That's Twisted, sister


Their admonishment really is Warranted.
 
2022-08-19 8:49:46 AM  
Considering the warrant has a list of items they expected to find and the invoice shows they did find, you might think that would be enough, but THE LIBERAL MEDIA(R) has to know who to threaten in the name of the great orange one.
 
2022-08-19 8:50:53 AM  

Koodz: wademh: Read about it on fark
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Well, let's have one without everyone trying to come up with shiatty hair band puns this time.


What you Dokken bout, you Jackyl? Don't get it Twisted, Sister...TFG's cult is grabbing their LA Guns to cause a Hurricane and make the FBI Black n' Blue because us Damn Yankees don't want to join their cult and worship in their House of Lords. When can we say Enuff Z'Nuff?  TFG was caught with Contraband, but we get both sides are bad and a Love/Hate relationship with the Lynch Mob. You don't like hair band puns? Tuff
 
2022-08-19 8:51:56 AM  
I wish he wouldn't. Now TFG** gets to hold up the redacted papers and say there is nothing there and he and his idiot base will be insufferable about it. By the time the full truth comes out, no one is paying attention because he's done something else.
 
2022-08-19 8:52:11 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Koodz: wademh: Read about it on fark
https://www.fark.com/comments/12518834/Despite-DOJs-argument-that-it-may-Poison-their-investigation-judge-says-to-prepare-for-a-possible-redacted-Warrant-affidavit-world-tour-TFG-hopes-to-find-Ratt-among-his-Motley-Crue#new

Well, let's have one without everyone trying to come up with shiatty hair band puns this time.

No band puns? From THIS Motley Crue? You're asking for Trouble, bud.


Well that was a weird thread. It went from hair metal to eighties bands to music Gen-Z probably heard of as kids.
 
2022-08-19 8:54:24 AM  
This is so farked up!  Due process works both ways.  This is not the discovery phase of a criminal prosecution.  You can have the farking information when they complete their investigation and the grand jury indicts you.

He's skated on inciting an insurrection, 21 sexual assaults, three impeachments, campaign finance violations, Emoluments Clause violations, giving Israeli intelligence to the Russians, countless FOI and Presidential Records Act violations, RICO and FCPA violations, bank fraud, charity fraud, mail fraud, real estate fraud, wire fraud, etc.

Making his crimes go away has GOT TO STOP! 

We can either let the fascists dismantle the government in a bloodless coup, or make them take it by force.  There are no other options.  Letting him go in the interest of avoiding violence is just forestalling the violence until they take control and the brown shirts start beating on minorities, Jews, Muslims, homosexuals, intellectuals, and others.
 
2022-08-19 8:59:07 AM  
I kind of want the judge to give DOJ 90 days to release it. That would put us past the election, make Trump go crazy with who ratted him out, and give a grand jury time to review.

Plus, it will give Trump more time to rat on himself. Because seriously, why is someone who has nothing to hide acting so obsessed about who told the FBI what he was hiding?
 
2022-08-19 9:07:23 AM  
You know if it is Jared it might be good for him to be on the outside of Trump's circle at this point. I could totally see Jared turning completely on Trump. He has his $2B from the Saudis, what does he need now from Trump?
 
2022-08-19 9:07:26 AM  
Government lawyers also said the investigation is in an early stage.

WHAT

How f*cking long have you guys had???  And how much more time do you think you have before political forces put the kibosh to your investigation?

JFC
 
2022-08-19 9:08:12 AM  

kbronsito: Is Judge Reinhart qualified to make this ruling? For all we know, he's actually a 12-year-old boy who has switched bodies with his dad after touching a magical artifact.


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2022-08-19 9:10:00 AM  

born_yesterday: gilatrout: Dr Dreidel: Koodz: wademh: Read about it on fark
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Well, let's have one without everyone trying to come up with shiatty hair band puns this time.

No band puns? From THIS Motley Crue? You're asking for Trouble, bud.

That's Twisted, sister

Their admonishment really is Warranted.


Man

I wish I could just click my heels together and wish myself away from this, just like Cinderella.

...wait
 
2022-08-19 9:12:43 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Koodz: wademh: Read about it on fark
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Well, let's have one without everyone trying to come up with shiatty hair band puns this time.

No band puns? From THIS Motley Crue? You're asking for Trouble, bud.


That whole thread went down the Tubes fast.

White Punks on Dope - that's what all yall farkers is.
 
2022-08-19 9:25:40 AM  
Boy...the shiathouse lawyers, xtian fundies, RWNJ's, and pedophiles will be diving out the windows of their mobile homes and campers in an effort to commit suicide when they hear THAT news...

/ idiots
 
2022-08-19 9:31:35 AM  

Dr Dreidel: No band puns? From THIS Motley Crue? You're asking for Trouble, bud.


It's too damn early for this.

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2022-08-19 9:41:06 AM  
Deep Purple shiat
Knocking at your back door-
It's not the kill, it's the thrill of the chase

Forgot to add this one yesterday
 
2022-08-19 9:42:02 AM  

Eunice's Social Calendar: Macaroni collage has GOT to be on every comedian's list of random references for the I'm Eric's of their various worlds...that is comedy gold right there for simpletons like me.

/pasta for breakfast
//laughing all the way
///thanks thanks thanks


Macaroni College is one of the country's first institutions of higher learning founded by the Pastafarians.  Go Yankee Doodles!
 
2022-08-19 9:45:15 AM  

xanadian: Government lawyers also said the investigation is in an early stage.

WHAT

How f*cking long have you guys had???  And how much more time do you think you have before political forces put the kibosh to your investigation?

JFC


"in an early stage" is a polite lie to avoid saying "fark off, I'm not telling you shiat."
 
2022-08-19 10:03:07 AM  
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2022-08-19 10:05:25 AM  

Koodz: wademh: Read about it on fark
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Well, let's have one without everyone trying to come up with shiatty hair band puns this time.


"Right," said Fred.

/shiatty and hairless
 
2022-08-19 10:23:55 AM  

kbronsito: Is Judge Reinhart qualified to make this ruling? For all we know, he's actually a 12-year-old boy who has switched bodies with his dad after touching a magical artifact.


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2022-08-19 11:14:10 AM  
+1 for "macaroni collage", Subby.
 
2022-08-19 11:19:58 AM  

nolanvoid1: I wish he wouldn't. Now TFG** gets to hold up the redacted papers and say there is nothing there and he and his idiot base will be insufferable about it. By the time the full truth comes out, no one is paying attention because he's done something else.


I don't agree with this.  I think releasing the redacted affidavit is the worst of both worlds for Trump.  Enough will be in it to show that the DOJ is investigating him for serious, specific crimes, and this was not the "fishing expedition" that Trump and the yelling people on Fox News want to say it is.  And the redactions keep Trump from finding out who's talking and thus he can't take retribution against them.
 
2022-08-19 11:29:25 AM  
I love how these proceedings happen so slowly that the far right the russians have plenty of time to make us feel cynical and Eeyorey about shiat.
 
2022-08-19 11:48:03 AM  
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2022-08-19 12:15:32 PM  

johnphantom: You know if it is Jared it might be good for him to be on the outside of Trump's circle at this point. I could totally see Jared turning completely on Trump. He has his $2B from the Saudis, what does he need now from Trump?


Donald gets to learn a valuable lesson in game theory: Always surround yourself with grifting sycophants who will sell out anybody to get ahead.

That plan has no downsides.
 
2022-08-19 12:24:15 PM  
am i the only one who hopes they put the literal bare minimum effort into concealing the identities of the rats?  like, if it looked like this:

in a sworn affidavit ████████ stated: "my eedeeot hoosband hass classified docooments in hees basement in floreeda"
in a separate sworn affidavit, ████████ stated: "yeah my dad totally owned the libs when he sold those nuclear secrets to saudi arabia! i really wish he'd acknowledge how much i helped though.  its kinda a bummer that he never answers my calls"

and so on and so forth all the way down the line.
 
2022-08-19 1:13:17 PM  

Ringshadow: Dr Dreidel: No band puns? From THIS Motley Crue? You're asking for Trouble, bud.

It's too damn early for this.

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2022-08-19 1:21:02 PM  

Koodz: wademh: Read about it on fark
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Well, let's have one without everyone trying to come up with shiatty hair band puns this time.


I think you need a little Patience. You're Crazy if you don't realize this is a Once in a Million situation where something might actually happen the "Nice Boys" that deserve it. Fark's been around for quite awhile, and You Used to Love Her when we were irreverent and fun in the face of seriousness.

/Lies...
 
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2022-08-19 1:27:55 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: johnphantom: You know if it is Jared it might be good for him to be on the outside of Trump's circle at this point. I could totally see Jared turning completely on Trump. He has his $2B from the Saudis, what does he need now from Trump?

Donald gets to learn a valuable lesson in game theory: Always surround yourself with grifting sycophants who will sell out anybody to get ahead.

That plan has no downsides.


Yes, it does.  The grifters Donny surrounds himself with act as an ablative shield.  But that shield does get incinerated by indictments, that's its job, and eventually Donny will feel the heat when there are no grifters left to burn.  If there were more grifters or the ones he has were less flammable he might survive this.

What does Jared need from Trump now that he has $2 billion from the Saudis?  He needs for Trump to not tell anybody why he got $2 billion from the Saudis, that's what.
 
2022-08-19 1:47:42 PM  

Teddy Brosevelt: am i the only one who hopes they put the literal bare minimum effort into concealing the identities of the rats?  like, if it looked like this:

in a sworn affidavit ████████ stated: "my eedeeot hoosband hass classified docooments in hees basement in floreeda"
in a separate sworn affidavit, ████████ stated: "yeah my dad totally owned the libs when he sold those nuclear secrets to saudi arabia! i really wish he'd acknowledge how much i helped though.  its kinda a bummer that he never answers my calls"

and so on and so forth all the way down the line.


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2022-08-19 7:58:40 PM  

jake_lex: nolanvoid1: I wish he wouldn't. Now TFG** gets to hold up the redacted papers and say there is nothing there and he and his idiot base will be insufferable about it. By the time the full truth comes out, no one is paying attention because he's done something else.

I don't agree with this.  I think releasing the redacted affidavit is the worst of both worlds for Trump.  Enough will be in it to show that the DOJ is investigating him for serious, specific crimes, and this was not the "fishing expedition" that Trump and the yelling people on Fox News want to say it is.  And the redactions keep Trump from finding out who's talking and thus he can't take retribution against them.


I hope you are right. I'm just a bit tired of watching him skate free and hearing all the idiots and grifters defend this POS. I know sooner or later he's going down, I just want his guilt to be undeniable. Even by him.
 
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