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    More: Sappy, Cat, New Zealand, curious young seal, Pinniped, Fur, Ross family of Mt Maunganui, New Zealand fur seal, cute little seal  
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2022-08-19 2:37:35 AM  
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose seal!
 
2022-08-19 3:07:36 AM  
Canuck brings his snowmobile into the shop then goes off to have lunch.

When he gets back, the tech says, "Look's like you blew a seal."

Wiping his chin, the Canuck replies, "Nah, that's just ice cream. I had desert."
 
2022-08-19 4:22:31 AM  
Loose seal has messed my mind up

/But I still love her
//Oh I still love her
 
2022-08-19 5:21:07 AM  
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2022-08-19 7:00:27 AM  
Awww... who's the cute widdl... oh shiat oh shiat oh shiat!
 
2022-08-19 7:45:07 AM  
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2022-08-19 7:45:59 AM  
Is that why Heidi left him?
 
2022-08-19 8:05:56 AM  
Lucille
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2022-08-19 9:03:57 AM  
Crazy.
 
2022-08-19 9:29:10 AM  
Just happened to be a marine biologists house... sounds like someone got wind of a pet :0

Nah idk
 
2022-08-19 11:48:56 AM  
Little Richard - Lucille (1957) [Long Version, High Quality Sound]
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2022-08-19 2:03:49 PM  
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What a "loose seal" may look like.
 
2022-08-19 2:44:58 PM  
"miraculously ruining nothing"  lucked out there.
 
2022-08-19 3:10:44 PM  
And now - a kick-ass BB King tune from 1985:
BB King - My Lucille (1985)
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2022-08-19 3:46:41 PM  
Wet Dream - Kip Addotta
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2022-08-19 6:46:54 PM  
"The big joke is that this is really the only family emergency where it would be useful to have a marine biologist in the house," he said. "I really missed my time to shine"

Don't worry, a beached whale with a Titleist stuck in his blow hole will show up sooner or later.  They always do.
 
2022-08-19 7:01:42 PM  
On returning to its own home, it refused to go downstairs because it was "clearly pretty traumatised".

because It missed nap time on the bed by over 20 minutes.
 
2022-08-19 8:20:53 PM  

p89tech: "The big joke is that this is really the only family emergency where it would be useful to have a marine biologist in the house," he said. "I really missed my time to shine"

Don't worry, a beached whale with a Titleist stuck in his blow hole will show up sooner or later.  They always do.


"The sea was angry that day, my friend!"
 
2022-08-19 10:34:14 PM  
Spies Like Us - Won't You Gentlemen Have a Pepsi?
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2022-08-19 10:35:54 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: p89tech: "The big joke is that this is really the only family emergency where it would be useful to have a marine biologist in the house," he said. "I really missed my time to shine"

Don't worry, a beached whale with a Titleist stuck in his blow hole will show up sooner or later.  They always do.

"The sea was angry that day, my friend!"


Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
 
2022-08-20 1:44:21 AM  

MrBallou: Canuck brings his snowmobile into the shop then goes off to have lunch.

When he gets back, the tech says, "Look's like you blew a seal."

Wiping his chin, the Canuck replies, "Nah, that's just ice cream. I had desert."


I like the car broken down penguin version better.
 
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