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(Washingtonian)   Congressman survived Panamanian guerrillas by turning tricks   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Playing card, Magic, local government, long story, high school, Jack, junior-magician contest, Hand grenade  
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3267 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Aug 2022 at 4:30 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-08-19 3:50:45 AM  
Illusions, Michael.
2022-08-19 4:01:53 AM  

I Ate Shergar: Illusions, Michael.

Over in one.
2022-08-19 4:33:24 AM  
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2022-08-19 4:52:54 AM  
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2022-08-19 4:54:28 AM  
"Nice story!"

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2022-08-19 8:11:15 AM  
He forgot crapping and pissing himself somehow.
2022-08-19 8:14:45 AM  
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2022-08-19 8:17:39 AM  
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2022-08-19 8:27:01 AM  
You do what you need to. One of my grandfathers avoided the Bataan Death March because the Japanese soldiers found out he was one of the best cooks and handymen in the region. He felt guilty about it until he died.
2022-08-19 9:49:35 AM  
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2022-08-19 10:25:29 AM  
All that time in the jungle and he never learned the difference between poisonous and venomous.
2022-08-19 11:11:00 AM  
2022-08-19 11:24:13 AM  
Who gave the guns to the gorillas?
2022-08-19 11:43:35 AM  
CSB: About a decade ago, I worked for a now-retired guy who in his youth had dabbled in stand-up comedy, acting, and clowning before a career in environmentalism.  In the 1980s he was doing environmental field work in central America and was picked up by the Sandinistas or something similar, who were convinced that the redheaded gringo they had found was a spy.  He explained that he was but a poor, lost circus performer and backed it up by making enough balloon animals that they believed him.
2022-08-19 3:13:28 PM  
Surprised they didn't burn him as a witch.
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