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(Media Matters)   Greg Gutfeld has a moment of backwards self-awareness   (mediamatters.org) divider line
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2022-08-19 5:28:30 AM  
And I never believed that, but I'm wrong and so I'm eating crow.

He then proceeded to eat a live crow, desperately hoping real comedians would appreciate him for it.
 
2022-08-19 5:57:00 AM  
It's almost like Muslims are people. Whodathunkit?
 
2022-08-19 5:58:34 AM  
So he listens to Russian propagandists. I bet he's fun at parties.
 
2022-08-19 6:00:10 AM  
"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect." -Francis M. Wilhoit

But I thought the system was designed to keep the leopards away
 
2022-08-19 6:04:08 AM  
Except, the Muslims were innocent. You aren't.

There is a difference.
 
2022-08-19 6:04:28 AM  
OK, but exactly what is it that finally brought him to this realization? Did he actually experience some moment of clarity and awareness, or is this some kind of reactionary WWRRRRAARRGGGGLLLL to the search of Mar-A-Lago and all the other shiat coming down on TFG?
 
2022-08-19 6:06:50 AM  
"Did you ever hear of this thing called, 'unintended consequences'? it's crazy!"
 
2022-08-19 6:07:06 AM  
If you don't want people calling you Nazis, then stop doing Nazi things.
 
2022-08-19 6:07:10 AM  

spiralscratch: OK, but exactly what is it that finally brought him to this realization? Did he actually experience some moment of clarity and awareness, or is this some kind of reactionary WWRRRRAARRGGGGLLLL to the search of Mar-A-Lago and all the other shiat coming down on TFG?


I never thought those patriots could be my fascists!
 
2022-08-19 6:09:00 AM  
So he thought The Patriot Act only applied to Muslims?  And he's just now figuring out that it applies to everybody?  And he's dumbfounded about it?  And he admits to all of that?  And he gets paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to say these stupid things?

farkin sign me up!
 
2022-08-19 6:09:31 AM  
Can't believe I played that clip all the way through. Admittedly I was out of the room for most of it. His entire schtick seems to be straw-man fallacies. He puts words in his enemies' mouths then pretends he's a genius for picking holes in the arguements he's pretending they're making.
 
2022-08-19 6:11:01 AM  

Cheron: "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect." -Francis M. Wilhoit

But I thought the system was designed to keep the leopards away


Nah, you keep the leopards away with one of these special rocks I have.  You want to buy one?
 
2022-08-19 6:11:51 AM  
Left unspoken - So vote Republican, because they'll leave you alone.  Unless you're Muslim.   Well, or black...or brown, gay, female or...they'll leave you alone if you're not those things...unless you're poor...
 
2022-08-19 6:15:06 AM  
xD
 
2022-08-19 6:15:54 AM  

spiralscratch: OK, but exactly what is it that finally brought him to this realization? Did he actually experience some moment of clarity and awareness, or is this some kind of reactionary WWRRRRAARRGGGGLLLL to the search of Mar-A-Lago and all the other shiat coming down on TFG?


I think we both know the answer to that question.
 
2022-08-19 6:16:39 AM  
nothing that has been done to Trump has anything to do with the Patriot Act.
 
2022-08-19 6:30:36 AM  
I wonder when one of the Red Hats will realize that they have given the states supreme control over all medical decisions and the ability to deny lifesaving care for any reason or none at all.
 
2022-08-19 6:31:11 AM  
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2022-08-19 6:36:23 AM  
Glenn Greenwald to Matt Taibbi

If it makes you feel any better, you should be ignoring gimmicky writers who only have one trick - "contrarians" who blame Americans for everything wrong in the world and absolve everyone else including themselves.

And I never heard of Kat Timpf, but how you doing?
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2022-08-19 6:43:40 AM  
Translation: "hunh -- liberal civil rights voices in the early 2000s were right"

Add it to the pile of things they've been right about over the years....
 
2022-08-19 6:47:05 AM  

Aussie_As: Can't believe I played that clip all the way through. Admittedly I was out of the room for most of it. His entire schtick seems to be straw-man fallacies. He puts words in his enemies' mouths then pretends he's a genius for picking holes in the arguements he's pretending they're making.


I wonder what his Fark handle is?
 
2022-08-19 6:49:39 AM  

Aquapope: Cheron: "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect." -Francis M. Wilhoit

But I thought the system was designed to keep the leopards away

Nah, you keep the leopards away with one of these special rocks I have.  You want to buy one?


Do you have two? I'm going to throw one at someone.
 
2022-08-19 6:50:18 AM  
What US Conservatives did when they got control of the narrative to the Religious Conservative Terrorists of 9/11 could happen to them now that they have become terrorists themselves.  They wrote the Patriot Act.  They spearheaded the Bush Doctrine.  Let them bathe in it.  They need to.  They won't stop until there are jail cells and bodies.
 
2022-08-19 6:50:34 AM  

Aussie_As: Can't believe I played that clip all the way through. Admittedly I was out of the room for most of it. His entire schtick seems to be straw-man fallacies. He puts words in his enemies' mouths then pretends he's a genius for picking holes in the arguements he's pretending they're making.


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2022-08-19 6:53:36 AM  
Well, I hope he enjoyed his fifteen minutes of conservative fame as "America's most-watched comedian," because now that he implied Muslims are humans his audience will have no choice but to find more appropriate right-wing comedy, "The' Haw-Haw, That Crippled Kid's Wheelchair Rolled Into Traffic' Hour" on Newsmax.
 
2022-08-19 6:54:06 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Aussie_As: Can't believe I played that clip all the way through. Admittedly I was out of the room for most of it. His entire schtick seems to be straw-man fallacies. He puts words in his enemies' mouths then pretends he's a genius for picking holes in the arguements he's pretending they're making.

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YES that's exactly what I was watching Gutfeld do. Thanks for posting that, it's perfect in this thread.
 
2022-08-19 6:58:03 AM  
"You guys, if they can raid the compound of our conservative god-king, then it can happen to any rich white man!"

*panicky mayonnaise noises*
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2022-08-19 6:58:19 AM  
from wiki: According to Kat Timpf, "there is something about me for everyone to hate, but there is also something about me for everyone to agree on."

i'll take "Media Whores" for $25, Alex. err, Ken.
 
2022-08-19 6:58:49 AM  
It's wrong when it happens to white people.
 
2022-08-19 7:01:23 AM  
It took him until NOW.

Or more likely it's a ploy for clicks and he still believes "Nah, won't be me!" when someone gets brutalized on false pretenses.
 
2022-08-19 7:11:01 AM  
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MFW I discovered what can be hidden beneath a pair of really short shorts.
 
2022-08-19 7:24:11 AM  

Aussie_As: Can't believe I played that clip all the way through. Admittedly I was out of the room for most of it. His entire schtick seems to be straw-man fallacies. He puts words in his enemies' mouths then pretends he's a genius for picking holes in the arguements he's pretending they're making.


You are going to have to be a lot more specific about which Republican you're referring to.

/No, you don't
 
2022-08-19 7:25:11 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Glenn Greenwald to Matt Taibbi

If it makes you feel any better, you should be ignoring gimmicky writers who only have one trick - "contrarians" who blame Americans for everything wrong in the world and absolve everyone else including themselves.

And I never heard of Kat Timpf, but how you doing?
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she is attractive. But once you hear her talk and espouse "thoughts" it quickly fades. Think she does/did stand up comedy.
 
2022-08-19 7:25:56 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Aussie_As: Can't believe I played that clip all the way through. Admittedly I was out of the room for most of it. His entire schtick seems to be straw-man fallacies. He puts words in his enemies' mouths then pretends he's a genius for picking holes in the arguements he's pretending they're making.

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Chucksteaks, Liza Minelli!
 
2022-08-19 7:27:46 AM  

kling_klang_bed: Rapmaster2000: Aussie_As: Can't believe I played that clip all the way through. Admittedly I was out of the room for most of it. His entire schtick seems to be straw-man fallacies. He puts words in his enemies' mouths then pretends he's a genius for picking holes in the arguements he's pretending they're making.

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Chucksteaks, Liza Minelli!


I've seen the Charlie Kirk shrunken face meme so many times, I can never tell if I'm looking at his real face.
 
2022-08-19 7:34:56 AM  

spiralscratch: OK, but exactly what is it that finally brought him to this realization? Did he actually experience some moment of clarity and awareness, or is this some kind of reactionary WWRRRRAARRGGGGLLLL to the search of Mar-A-Lago and all the other shiat coming down on TFG?


Protip: it's the latter.
 
2022-08-19 7:39:28 AM  
I hate cancer so much I hope it catches Greg Gutf*ck.
 
2022-08-19 7:52:53 AM  
They can do what they do to Muslims to you, but they aren't. The dumb shiat you're whining about is not what they do to Muslims.
 
2022-08-19 7:57:32 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Well, I hope he enjoyed his fifteen minutes of conservative fame as "America's most-watched comedian," because now that he implied Muslims are humans his audience will have no choice but to find more appropriate right-wing comedy, "The' Haw-Haw, That Crippled Kid's Wheelchair Rolled Into Traffic' Hour" on Newsmax.


Nope.

Disclaimer: I grew up in that conservative Christian GOP culture

He did NOT acknowledge Muslims should be afforded rights. He only asserted that the law enforcement measures used to persecute them post-9/11 can be misdirected to Real Americans if godless liberals control the government, just like a gun is always used responsibly by a cop or patriot but misused by BLM/Antifa thugs. The logical conclusion is that the GOP must never allow its opposition to hold power again.

I am not being sarcastic, nor exaggerating.

/this time, anyway
 
2022-08-19 7:58:42 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Aussie_As: Can't believe I played that clip all the way through. Admittedly I was out of the room for most of it. His entire schtick seems to be straw-man fallacies. He puts words in his enemies' mouths then pretends he's a genius for picking holes in the arguements he's pretending they're making.

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2022-08-19 8:11:31 AM  

Rapmaster2000: kling_klang_bed: Rapmaster2000: Aussie_As: Can't believe I played that clip all the way through. Admittedly I was out of the room for most of it. His entire schtick seems to be straw-man fallacies. He puts words in his enemies' mouths then pretends he's a genius for picking holes in the arguements he's pretending they're making.

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Chucksteaks, Liza Minelli!

I've seen the Charlie Kirk shrunken face meme so many times, I can never tell if I'm looking at his real face.


A buddy sent me a "Has this CK pic been altered?" quiz; I was positive on all but one, final score was 6/10.
 
2022-08-19 8:12:01 AM  

Mike_1962: Left unspoken - So vote Republican, because they'll leave you alone.  Unless you're Muslim.   Well, or black...or brown, gay, female or...they'll leave you alone if you're not those things...unless you're poor...


None of these are included in that "us"
 
2022-08-19 8:17:05 AM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: Rapmaster2000: kling_klang_bed: Rapmaster2000: Aussie_As: Can't believe I played that clip all the way through. Admittedly I was out of the room for most of it. His entire schtick seems to be straw-man fallacies. He puts words in his enemies' mouths then pretends he's a genius for picking holes in the arguements he's pretending they're making.

[i.kym-cdn.com image 850x820]

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Chucksteaks, Liza Minelli!

I've seen the Charlie Kirk shrunken face meme so many times, I can never tell if I'm looking at his real face.

A buddy sent me a "Has this CK pic been altered?" quiz; I was positive on all but one, final score was 6/10.


That sounds like a perfect diversion for a Friday afternoon, can you share it?
 
2022-08-19 8:25:53 AM  
I don't believe in god, but I do pray daily that he becomes homeless.
 
2022-08-19 8:28:27 AM  

NM Volunteer: Rapmaster2000: Aussie_As: Can't believe I played that clip all the way through. Admittedly I was out of the room for most of it. His entire schtick seems to be straw-man fallacies. He puts words in his enemies' mouths then pretends he's a genius for picking holes in the arguements he's pretending they're making.

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Her collar reminds me of something...
What could...
Oh.
Oh, yes.

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2022-08-19 8:30:08 AM  

koder: And I never believed that, but I'm wrong and so I'm eating crow.

He then proceeded to eat a live crow, desperately hoping real comedians would appreciate him for it.


He'll also conveniently forget it after they take over and actually turn the FBI / DoJ into an arm of fascism. He'll then denigrate all those durty libz and moose limbs complaining.
 
2022-08-19 8:34:54 AM  

Hobodeluxe: nothing that has been done to Trump has anything to do with the Patriot Act.


Maybe the server in Trump Tower that was talking to the Russian bank? Wait, you said nothing that has been done.
 
2022-08-19 8:35:30 AM  

Aquapope: So he thought The Patriot Act only applied to Muslims?  And he's just now figuring out that it applies to everybody?  And he's dumbfounded about it?  And he admits to all of that?  And he gets paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to say these stupid things?

farkin sign me up!


The getting paid is just like any other form of entertainment. There are many talented athletes, musicians, artists, and actors in the world but only the elite and the lucky land the high paying gigs. Here on Fark there are many usernames I have highlighted red and grey that spew the derp just as well as anyone on TV but lack the platform to make the big bucks.
 
2022-08-19 8:36:46 AM  
That he felt comfortable saying this out loud on television is a really good guidepost for how deep in the nazi shiat fox news is.
 
2022-08-19 8:40:42 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: That he felt comfortable saying this out loud on television is a really good guidepost for how deep in the nazi shiat fox news is.


I feel like it's been obvious since nazi Barbie's salute.
 
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