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(LinkedIn)   Genesis lays off 20% of its workforce. I *knew* they had a couple of guys backstage all this time   (linkedin.com) divider line
    More: PSA, Hedge fund, Mutual fund, Noah Bennet, Crypto brokerage Genesis, significant losses, Chief Operating OfficerDerar Islim, job cuts, Harvest Records  
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2022-08-18 9:20:21 PM  
"Where are Daryl and Chester?"  "On the dole now"

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2022-08-18 9:51:53 PM  
They're just lawn mowers. You can tell by the way they walk.
 
2022-08-18 10:31:08 PM  
You and I both knew the score,
You can't go on like this for ever.
So its with regret I tell you now
That from this moment on,
You're on your own!
Genesis - Down and Out
Youtube 5U2nTJ4huxA
 
2022-08-18 10:48:02 PM  
I thought it was forbidden.

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2022-08-18 10:54:32 PM  
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2022-08-18 10:58:07 PM  

flamark: They're just lawn mowers. You can tell by the way they walk.


Woah woah woah, you're moving too fast.  Start your genesis story over, from in the beginning....
 
2022-08-18 10:58:27 PM  
It's true - I just tried calling their office, and there's no reply at all. No reply at all.
 
2022-08-18 11:08:50 PM  
It's all been a pack of lies.

Badat badat badat badat bat bat
 
2022-08-18 11:38:27 PM  
There were too many men, too many people
Making too many problems
And not much cash to go 'round
 
2022-08-18 11:43:55 PM  
OK, I guess...
 
2022-08-19 12:52:58 AM  
My headline said "...This is not a repeat from 1975's The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway tour," which is funny because Peter Gabriel's departure reduced the 5-piece band to a 4-piece, a reduction of 20%.

/Congrats on the green
//my butt hurts
 
2022-08-19 1:03:47 AM  
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BAAAAAAM!
 
2022-08-19 7:54:42 AM  
Peter Gabriel seen giving a sensible chuckle.
 
2022-08-19 9:42:03 AM  
You. Empty your desk.

Genesis - That's All (Official Music Video)
Youtube Vzyn60Zns-E
 
2022-08-19 9:43:06 AM  

broadwayLamb: OK, I guess...


Username checks
 
2022-08-19 3:46:54 PM  
this is the world we live in
and this is the hand we're given
 
2022-08-19 5:12:46 PM  
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and then there were three?
 
2022-08-19 5:21:35 PM  

Palined Parenthood: My headline said "...This is not a repeat from 1975's The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway tour," which is funny because Peter Gabriel's departure reduced the 5-piece band to a 4-piece, a reduction of 20%.

/Congrats on the green
//my butt hurts


I should have said "there must be some misunderstanding" somewhere in there
 
2022-08-19 6:19:29 PM  
Crypto
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Contributed nothing tangible to the world.
 
2022-08-19 6:21:20 PM  
Genesis does what Nintendon't!
Youtube k7nsBoqJ6s8
 
2022-08-19 10:42:20 PM  

Ganon D. Mire: Crypto
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Contributed nothing tangible to the world.


I wandered in wondering how Hyundai is suddenly struggling with its brand expansion.
 
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