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(Thrillist)   Kip ate the last frozen dinner? Try a dang open face quesadilla from Taco Bell   (thrillist.com) divider line
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2022-08-18 11:45:13 PM  
I thought we had this discussion on what was supposed to be something something birthday?
 
2022-08-18 11:45:43 PM  
Shrug ... at least try it before you mock it. The thing doesn't really appeal to me but it can't be all that bad, right?
 
2022-08-18 11:56:44 PM  
Did I ever tell you about my friend, Cesar, who goes on a rant any time someone mentions "Mexican Pizza"?

Yeah, well, I'm going to text him this tomorrow while he is at work.


As to if it is any good, I have to ask, what IS good from Taco Bell?
And why would I go to a place with "Taco" in the name for cheesy flat bread that mimics a pizza? For $4...

Sounds delicious? *blink*
 
2022-08-19 12:38:41 AM  
Open faced food- isn't that a Minnesota thing and a reason to add gravy?
 
2022-08-19 12:48:21 AM  

Percise1: Did I ever tell you about my friend, Cesar, who goes on a rant any time someone mentions "Mexican Pizza"?

Yeah, well, I'm going to text him this tomorrow while he is at work.


As to if it is any good, I have to ask, what IS good from Taco Bell?
And why would I go to a place with "Taco" in the name for cheesy flat bread that mimics a pizza? For $4...

Sounds delicious? *blink*


Actually.  That is why this is a thing.  This is Thing because there is always a fark head on the car who doesn't want Taco Bell but the car isn't going to a second place.
Or a stupid child that doesn't like what the rest of the family is eating.
Picky eaters are why places carry stupid shiat they shouldn't really carry.
 
2022-08-19 12:49:02 AM  

waxbeans: Percise1: Did I ever tell you about my friend, Cesar, who goes on a rant any time someone mentions "Mexican Pizza"?

Yeah, well, I'm going to text him this tomorrow while he is at work.


As to if it is any good, I have to ask, what IS good from Taco Bell?
And why would I go to a place with "Taco" in the name for cheesy flat bread that mimics a pizza? For $4...

Sounds delicious? *blink*

Actually.  That is why this is a thing.  This is Thing because there is always a fark head on the car who doesn't want Taco Bell but the car isn't going to a second place.
Or a stupid child that doesn't like what the rest of the family is eating.
Picky eaters are why places carry stupid shiat they shouldn't really carry.


That isn't why ^ ........
 
2022-08-19 1:00:14 AM  
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2022-08-19 1:14:06 AM  

FatherChaos: [Fark user image 600x450]


Honestly it's not that bad. It gets a bad rap.

I've never once had gastrointestinal distress from Taco Bell. Or any other fast food joint. Not even Jack in the Box or Chipotle!

/wish i had a jack in the box near me
 
2022-08-19 1:15:42 AM  
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I don't blame him, he hasn't had a hit in a while.
 
2022-08-19 2:17:17 AM  
Man, I could got for a couple of tostadas
 
2022-08-19 2:47:09 AM  

mybluemake: Man, I could got for a couple of tostadas


Don't you mean open face tacos?  Or are tostadas just slutty tacos?
 
2022-08-19 2:55:53 AM  

maxandgrinch: mybluemake: Man, I could got for a couple of tostadas

Don't you mean open face tacos?  Or are tostadas just slutty tacos?


Eatin' ain't cheatin'
 
2022-08-19 3:27:17 AM  

Valter: FatherChaos: [Fark user image 600x450]

Honestly it's not that bad. It gets a bad rap.

I've never once had gastrointestinal distress from Taco Bell. Or any other fast food joint. Not even Jack in the Box or Chipotle!

/wish i had a jack in the box near me


For me it's that bad, but it's because I like neither their beans, nor their spicing - it genuinely tastes nasty to me.  Other than that it's no worse than any other fast food joint, and "I don't like it" just means I don't like it, not that it's inherently inedible, it's bound destroy your digestive system, or any of the other usual hyperbole.  A lot of people seem to be incapable of, "I'm just not into it."  It has to be either, "Inherent good and I'll die to defend it" or "Straight out of Satan's ass, radioactive, and kicks puppies every nanosecond of it's very existence OMGZ!"  It's fine just to plain not like some shiat without pretending the world will end for anyone who is foolish enough to do so
 
2022-08-19 3:35:38 AM  
Meh. Every menu item at Taco Bell tastes exactly like every other menu item at Taco Bell.

They shouldn't waste time giving them different names.
 
2022-08-19 4:50:33 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: It's fine just to plain not like some shiat without pretending the world will end for anyone who is foolish enough to do so


I have to disagree.  Package tortillas are the devil's Eucharist.
 
2022-08-19 4:51:34 AM  

MrBallou: Meh. Every menu item at Taco Bell tastes exactly like every other menu item at Taco Bell.

They shouldn't waste time giving them different names.


What?  a culupa doesn't tastes like bean taco. Even at Taco Bell.
 
2022-08-19 5:25:57 AM  

waxbeans: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: It's fine just to plain not like some shiat without pretending the world will end for anyone who is foolish enough to do so

I have to disagree.  Package tortillas are the devil's Eucharist.


Note that I said, "No worse than any other fast food joint."  Local mexican joints that use decent tortillas don't fall into that.  I mean vs. any other big chain fast food nonsense.  It's all edible in a pinch, and that's about it - some is less nasty than others per individual taste, but that's about as good as it gets for that kind of thing
 
2022-08-19 5:29:12 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Valter: FatherChaos: [Fark user image 600x450]

Honestly it's not that bad. It gets a bad rap.

I've never once had gastrointestinal distress from Taco Bell. Or any other fast food joint. Not even Jack in the Box or Chipotle!

/wish i had a jack in the box near me

For me it's that bad, but it's because I like neither their beans, nor their spicing - it genuinely tastes nasty to me.  Other than that it's no worse than any other fast food joint, and "I don't like it" just means I don't like it, not that it's inherently inedible, it's bound destroy your digestive system, or any of the other usual hyperbole.  A lot of people seem to be incapable of, "I'm just not into it."  It has to be either, "Inherent good and I'll die to defend it" or "Straight out of Satan's ass, radioactive, and kicks puppies every nanosecond of it's very existence OMGZ!"  It's fine just to plain not like some shiat without pretending the world will end for anyone who is foolish enough to do so


That's fair. There are some chains I just plain don't like at all. It's a me thing, not a y'all thing.
 
2022-08-19 5:29:23 AM  

waxbeans: I have to disagree. Package tortillas are the devil's Eucharist.


For that matter - Guerrero packaged tortillas aren't terrible as that shiat goes

/as opposed to guerro tortillas like Mission ;p
 
2022-08-19 6:30:40 AM  

Percise1: Did I ever tell you about my friend, Cesar, who goes on a rant any time someone mentions "Mexican Pizza"?

Yeah, well, I'm going to text him this tomorrow while he is at work.


Have you told him about Tlayudas?
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2022-08-19 8:02:41 AM  
Sir, this is a shoe store.
 
2022-08-19 7:35:43 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Valter: FatherChaos: [Fark user image 600x450]

Honestly it's not that bad. It gets a bad rap.

I've never once had gastrointestinal distress from Taco Bell. Or any other fast food joint. Not even Jack in the Box or Chipotle!

/wish i had a jack in the box near me

For me it's that bad, but it's because I like neither their beans, nor their spicing - it genuinely tastes nasty to me.  Other than that it's no worse than any other fast food joint, and "I don't like it" just means I don't like it, not that it's inherently inedible, it's bound destroy your digestive system, or any of the other usual hyperbole.  A lot of people seem to be incapable of, "I'm just not into it."  It has to be either, "Inherent good and I'll die to defend it" or "Straight out of Satan's ass, radioactive, and kicks puppies every nanosecond of it's very existence OMGZ!"  It's fine just to plain not like some shiat without pretending the world will end for anyone who is foolish enough to do so


I'd argue 2 or 3 things:
Yes, it tastes nasti.
It isn't exactly healthy.
It isn't exactly cheap.

That's enough to call it garbage, and if it gives you the schitts, that's #4. *shrug*
 
2022-08-19 7:38:44 PM  

odinsposse: Percise1: Did I ever tell you about my friend, Cesar, who goes on a rant any time someone mentions "Mexican Pizza"?

Yeah, well, I'm going to text him this tomorrow while he is at work.

Have you told him about Tlayudas?
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No, he knows what a quesadilla is... tostada too.
 
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