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(MSN)   Judge: "This state has turned into the upside-down world from 'Stranger Things'"   (msn.com) divider line
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2022-08-18 8:40:38 PM  
I would literally rather live in the Upside Down than Florida.

At least in the Upside Down, I might run into Maya Hawke or Winona Ryder.
 
2022-08-18 8:48:34 PM  
Stop using the word "woke" in a way that makes you think you're clever because you just sound like a dipshiat.
 
2022-08-18 9:48:50 PM  
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2022-08-18 9:54:35 PM  
This judge gets it. Put this up on 300 billboards across Florida.
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2022-08-18 9:55:37 PM  
This is kind of a repeat, but the "Stranger Things" reference wasn't in the other story.
 
2022-08-18 11:51:49 PM  
Also, the demogorgon's on meth.
 
2022-08-19 12:44:12 AM  

iron de havilland: Also, the demogorgon's on meth


would be better neighbors than a Florida MAGA.
 
2022-08-19 12:45:45 AM  
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*hideous hellish screeching*

Thanks, Frank. You too, buddy!
 
2022-08-19 12:46:25 AM  

leeksfromchichis: iron de havilland: Also, the demogorgon's on meth

would be better neighbors than a Florida MAGA.


Yep, rather have the methed up gorgan than a typical Floridian.
 
2022-08-19 12:46:28 AM  
It's really unfair to Vecna to be compared with Desantis
 
2022-08-19 12:49:25 AM  

Mugato: Stop using the word "woke" in a way that makes you think you're clever because you just sound like a dipshiat.


The Right (really white people of any political leaning) enjoys taking black slang and ruining it.  "Woke" had been used since the 1930s to mean "stay politically and socially aware" and it took the Right less than a decade to destroy it.
 
2022-08-19 12:49:53 AM  
Good on this dude.

I will say though, I haven't been a witness to all of this DeSantis law crap. Granted, I'm almost 40 and white, so...

I hope I don't have to witness it. I might be an almost 40yo white male, but I know how to start some shiat.
 
2022-08-19 12:51:07 AM  

Snapper Carr: Mugato: Stop using the word "woke" in a way that makes you think you're clever because you just sound like a dipshiat.

The Right (really white people of any political leaning) enjoys taking black slang and ruining it.  "Woke" had been used since the 1930s to mean "stay politically and socially aware" and it took the Right less than a decade to destroy it.


Now teach them what cancel culture really is.
 
2022-08-19 12:51:32 AM  
Oh no. Florida's MUCH worse than the Upside Down.
 
2022-08-19 12:52:25 AM  

Mugato: Stop using the word "woke" in a way that makes you think you're clever because you just sound like a dipshiat.


A word that used to mean something but was stolen by the Right to be a dismissive label that now serves as a pointer to how racist or ignorant the person is about social issues.
 
2022-08-19 12:52:51 AM  
Is there something under the upside down?  I'd imagine Florida is under that.
 
2022-08-19 1:02:44 AM  
As someone that spent 15 years in various locations of South Florida from Jensen Beach to Alhambra, I can tell you that South Florida is way worse than any fiction show you can imagine.

It's only going to continue to decline.

Florida is what will be at the Forefront of the destruction of our nation if we don't destroy the Nazis
 
2022-08-19 1:05:22 AM  
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2022-08-19 1:15:46 AM  
The Upside Down has life that is all interconnected to each other and works with each other to prevent threats to its ecosystem. It's way more liberal than Florida.
 
2022-08-19 1:20:46 AM  
Cooper-Bryers 2024
 
2022-08-19 1:23:33 AM  
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LOL

White ppl are crazy
 
2022-08-19 1:23:41 AM  

Weatherkiss: The Upside Down has life that is all interconnected to each other and works with each other to prevent threats to its ecosystem. It's way more liberal than Florida.


"More liberal than Florida" is the name of my kazoo and pennywhistle U2 cover band.
 
2022-08-19 1:33:47 AM  
True story: We canceled a family vacation to Florida because we refuse to have any part in the insanity going on there. And to think, it used to be a swing state.
 
2022-08-19 1:38:52 AM  
Is DeSantis the No Mind Flayer?
 
2022-08-19 1:41:59 AM  
The law will be upheld 6-3 in the Supreme Court with the majority opinion being that since female subjugation, slavery, and racism were American Culture in the 18th century they are the bedrock law of the land, and attempting to say they are wrong is not simply unconstitutional but cultural treason
 
2022-08-19 1:51:46 AM  
I have encountered people from floriduh. 100% of them couldn't care less about truth, honor, knowledge. They only care about what they perceive as "their side" winning. It might be the world's smelliest turd - they want to win it. It might be the first person to suck putin's tiny unit that day - they want to win it.

Right now, they want to win to right to be the most 3rd world, backward state in the US.

At this point, they have such a deserved inferiority complex that winning anything is the thing. Even though they are the most floriduh.
 
2022-08-19 2:00:25 AM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: True story: We canceled a family vacation to Florida because we refuse to have any part in the insanity going on there. And to think, it used to be a swing state.


You can still swing there pretty easily
 
2022-08-19 2:07:23 AM  

Kubo: I would literally rather live in the Upside Down than Florida.

At least in the Upside Down, I might run into Maya Hawke or Winona Ryder.


That reminds me of a meme from a few months back that anyone who played Elden Ring would get.

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/No, no, not Florida!
 
2022-08-19 2:13:38 AM  
GOP racists are so racist, that the Republicans made big government type laws, telling everyone it is illegal to point out how racist the Republicans actually are.
 
2022-08-19 2:15:21 AM  

leeksfromchichis: The Dog Ate My Homework: True story: We canceled a family vacation to Florida because we refuse to have any part in the insanity going on there. And to think, it used to be a swing state.

You can still swing there pretty easily


You can also be kidnapped and sold (by Lake Mary LEOs) to Saudi Arabia by the KKK.
 
2022-08-19 2:16:08 AM  

hissatsu: Kubo: I would literally rather live in the Upside Down than Florida.

At least in the Upside Down, I might run into Maya Hawke or Winona Ryder.

That reminds me of a meme from a few months back that anyone who played Elden Ring would get.

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/No, no, not Florida!


Thanks for that bit of PTSD. And yet, totally on point.

Though, I think I'd prefer Caelid to Florida. In Caelid, the bugs would stay dead.
 
2022-08-19 2:21:04 AM  
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2022-08-19 2:22:44 AM  

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If that were true, I'd like Florida more
 
2022-08-19 2:27:59 AM  

leeksfromchichis: Thelyphthoric: [Fark user image image 469x634]

If that were true, I'd like Florida more


I was told that Fark isn't my personal ero-

Actually, no. Continue.
 
2022-08-19 2:31:17 AM  
I've heard that Alex Terrible of the band Slaughter to Prevail no longer lives in Russia, good since he's been criticizing Putin and the war in Ukraine.. but I was told he's in Florida.  I was thinking 'I GUESS that's slightly safer.. for now...'
 
2022-08-19 2:55:00 AM  
Dustin for Governor
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2022-08-19 3:15:48 AM  
Some one should spread rumors around Palm Beach and hire Bards on Truth Social to post about the forgotten ultra-powerful artifact that gives one unlimited powers and immunity to federal criminal investigations.

It's called the Head of Vecna.
 
2022-08-19 3:24:39 AM  
I worked at Disney World for 11 years. We often had various reminders about Diversity. Hell, one of their job recruiting slogans is/was was "Drawing Creativity From Diversity."

Disney also of course one of the first Fortune xx (whatever level their at these days) to provide SSDP benefits back around 1995.

Disney is the largest single site employer in Florida, and probably the SE in general (pre-COVID was upwards of 70k employees in Orlando).

Basically... Bob Paycheck needs to step the fark up now, or piss the fark off.

The state of Florida is directly hurting his workers.

This was the first year that during Gay Days, I didn't attend the 3 o'clock parade at MK (COVID stuff not withstanding). I talked to a lot of people at the host hotel who said the same thing. They still came for the fun of the event, but didn't want to spend money at Disney.

And I'm tired and rambling, so I'm not even sure what point I'm making...but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
2022-08-19 3:32:19 AM  

Alphax: I've heard that Alex Terrible of the band Slaughter to Prevail no longer lives in Russia, good since he's been criticizing Putin and the war in Ukraine.. but I was told he's in Florida.  I was thinking 'I GUESS that's slightly safer.. for now...'


Too close to Ohio.
 
2022-08-19 3:47:12 AM  
I'm confused. Aren't Republicans always going on about "freedom of speech" though?
 
2022-08-19 3:52:57 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Alphax: I've heard that Alex Terrible of the band Slaughter to Prevail no longer lives in Russia, good since he's been criticizing Putin and the war in Ukraine.. but I was told he's in Florida.  I was thinking 'I GUESS that's slightly safer.. for now...'

Too close to Ohio.


And I wouldn't put it past DeSantis to try to make it a felony in Florida to criticize Putin, by the end of the year.
 
2022-08-19 4:11:33 AM  

Electrify: I'm confused. Aren't Republicans always going on about "freedom of speech" though?


Republicans are like that roman from Life of Brian.  R and W are the same letter.
 
2022-08-19 4:14:41 AM  

anuran: The law will be upheld 6-3 in the Supreme Court with the majority opinion being that since female subjugation, slavery, and racism were American Culture in the 18th century they are the bedrock law of the land, and attempting to say they are wrong is not simply unconstitutional but cultural treason


Alito's "deeply rooted" test is perhaps the most vague, most nonsensical principle I've ever heard from any court of law, much less SCOTUS.  Its absurdity should prove all by itself that originalism is a catastrophically stupid idea.
 
2022-08-19 4:17:13 AM  

Electrify: I'm confused. Aren't Republicans always going on about "freedom of speech" though?


Republicans lie.
 
2022-08-19 4:29:05 AM  
I accidentally spoiled myself on the Big Bad reveal for Stranger Things 4, but it's still very entertaining. I have the final two episodes left of then season. Will watch one or both today.

CSB.
 
2022-08-19 5:26:54 AM  
DeSantis repeatedly violates the first amendment rights of anyone who dares to criticize him or his draconian policies. It's happened countless times. He's a straight-up fascist.
 
2022-08-19 5:49:23 AM  

leeksfromchichis: iron de havilland: Also, the demogorgon's on meth

would be better neighbors than a Florida MAGA.


...And would help you hang lights
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2022-08-19 5:51:48 AM  

jerryskid: I have encountered people from floriduh. 100% of them couldn't care less about truth, honor, knowledge. They only care about what they perceive as "their side" winning. It might be the world's smelliest turd - they want to win it. It might be the first person to suck putin's tiny unit that day - they want to win it.

Right now, they want to win to right to be the most 3rd world, backward state in the US.

At this point, they have such a deserved inferiority complex that winning anything is the thing. Even though they are the most floriduh.


100% of people from a state with 20 million people are just like a couple of assholes you know?
 
2022-08-19 6:16:09 AM  
Does this guy actually do his job or does he just biatch all day?
 
2022-08-19 6:43:58 AM  

Electrify: I'm confused. Aren't Republicans always going on about "freedom of speech" though?


Ask them about Jordan Peterson, and yes. Ask them about Maia Kobabe and no. If someone says a racial slur it's "just words" or "a mistake" but if you say there is systemic racism that's "CRT" and banned in schools.
 
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