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(WGAL 8)   Man arrested for buying body parts online, and not the automotive kind. With bonus "NOPE" mug shot goodness   (wgal.com) divider line
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5255 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Aug 2022 at 5:35 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-18 3:46:10 PM  
I Can Get You A Toe
Youtube 20wUS_bbOHY
 
2022-08-18 3:52:17 PM  
"Paging Dr. Frank N. Stein, Dr. Stein to the white courtesy phone."
 
2022-08-18 4:02:03 PM  
I'll bet it cost him an arm and a leg
 
2022-08-18 5:38:04 PM  
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2022-08-18 5:39:11 PM  

KC Dutchman: I'll bet it cost him an arm and a leg


He was just trying to get a head in this world.
 
2022-08-18 5:41:12 PM  
Enormous Schwanzstucker
Youtube -SClmiso_2Y
 
2022-08-18 5:43:47 PM  
I don't blame him, I'd do everything to fix that face too.
 
2022-08-18 5:45:25 PM  
And to think I was complaining about the catalytic converter thieves here.
 
2022-08-18 5:49:18 PM  
Look, let's not go like nuts...
Whose body?
What part?

I'd hire this guy for just gettimg me a bea arthur nipple or charles Bronson foreskin.
 
2022-08-18 5:51:20 PM  
Man
That dude runs my 401k...fark, well...
Burgers gotta flip themselves.
 
2022-08-18 5:51:36 PM  
I heard Yellowstone just found a foot. He should hop on it.
 
2022-08-18 5:51:51 PM  
Ladies.... I bet he's single...
 
2022-08-18 5:54:42 PM  
Jeremy Pauley,

Try to forget this. Try to erase this.
 
2022-08-18 5:57:18 PM  
How old do the body parts need to be for him to call himself an anthropologist instead of a ghoul?
 
2022-08-18 5:59:57 PM  
This is the exception that proves the rule - Don't judge a book by its cover.
 
2022-08-18 6:00:24 PM  
When Amish go bad
 
2022-08-18 6:00:41 PM  
It's weird and gross but it's not like he killed the person and it sounds like they were parts donated to a university "for science" anyway. I'm struggling to get my outrage meter up to OMG This Is A Terrible Crime!
 
2022-08-18 6:01:42 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: Ladies.... I bet he's single...


I bet he's not.
Weird people attract other weird people.
And I bet he isn't afraid at all to talk to a woman.
The type most likely to be single are Trumper Republican types, who have taken over the incel stereotype of just "shy nerds".
 
2022-08-18 6:02:16 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: Ladies.... I bet he's single...


Actually I bet he has 3 girlfriends
 
2022-08-18 6:03:36 PM  
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2022-08-18 6:07:45 PM  
According to a criminal complaint, those parts included brains, a heart, kidney, spleen, livers, lungs and skin.

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2022-08-18 6:08:53 PM  
tuxq:

Tattoos are way too expensive these days, look at what it drove this guy to do to finish the work.
 
2022-08-18 6:10:29 PM  

Karma Chameleon: It's weird and gross but it's not like he killed the person and it sounds like they were parts donated to a university "for science" anyway. I'm struggling to get my outrage meter up to OMG This Is A Terrible Crime!


Hhhmmm....perhaps these parts were diverted from really important research? The brain-CTE? Skin for skin grafts, and all the other sundry pieces for science, does not nessacarily mean they're going to be processed for slides and or pet food when they're done with them.
It's hard enough to get living people to donate any part of themselves, and to have this awful behavior makes it so much worse.
 
2022-08-18 6:11:59 PM  
What's the problem?  It's just meat.  As long as the delivery is Swift then letting people buy it seems like a reasonable if somewhat modest Proposal.

And the year is 2022 so the timing is perfect. Make it into some sort of compressed wafer and get Charlton Heston's kids as the spokespeople.
 
2022-08-18 6:19:34 PM  
That's how you get pick eye.
 
2022-08-18 6:20:04 PM  
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2022-08-18 6:22:35 PM  

waxbeans: TheGreatGazoo: Ladies.... I bet he's single...

Actually I bet he has 3 girlfriends


Probably depends on how he assembles the pieces
 
2022-08-18 6:22:44 PM  
Now what's a nice upstanding looking young man like him doing involved in something like this.
I know, I bet he's doing this and gathering evidence to turn over to the proper authorities.
Ugh, those backwoods rural Barny's ruined months of investigations and right before he could expose the knigpin.
 
2022-08-18 6:24:11 PM  
"Police said they obtained messages that showed Pauley was attempting to purchase additional remains from a woman in Arkansas."

But they didn't go after her. Sounds like a sting operation.
 
2022-08-18 6:34:51 PM  
This is one of those 'only illegal if you are poor' situations, isn't it?
 
2022-08-18 6:45:26 PM  
Of course, he got them on Facebook, and that's the one thing he didn't buy.
 
2022-08-18 6:52:12 PM  
Beyond the obvious WTF... I mean I know there's a lot of shiat for sale out there, nearly everything if you know who to talk to.  But you can just buy random human bits on FACEBOOK FARKING MESSENGER?  I mean, seriously?  I had sorta hoped for that level of psycho farkery you'd at least need some mysterious shady dude with a voice modulator and behind 7 Boxxies or something
 
2022-08-18 6:55:19 PM  
I'm thinking his job at IBM is no longer attainable
 
2022-08-18 6:56:54 PM  
The criminal complaint alleges the woman was stealing the body parts from a mortuary in Arkansas and shipping them to Pennsylvania for sale.

Thanks, capitalism!
 
2022-08-18 6:58:03 PM  

Charles of York: I'm thinking his job at IBM is no longer attainable


International Body Makers?
 
2022-08-18 6:58:50 PM  

Godscrack: "Police said they obtained messages that showed Pauley was attempting to purchase additional remains from a woman in Arkansas."

But they didn't go after her. Sounds like a sting operation.


Sounds like he contacted a legit (or at least legit-ish) human parts dealer and set off a bunch of wailing red alarms so she contacted the cops

/someone who does sales for medical study and that kind of thing
 
2022-08-18 7:01:03 PM  
police were called to Pauley's former home on North Enola Drive by a caller who reported finding possible human remains inside several buckets in the basement.

Get the fark out of that basement!! Run!!!

The district attorney's office said that after police conducted a search warrant and seized the buckets,

Found his accomplice:

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2022-08-18 7:01:26 PM  

maxandgrinch: waxbeans: TheGreatGazoo: Ladies.... I bet he's single...

Actually I bet he has 3 girlfriends

Probably depends on how he assembles the pieces


😲🤭
 
2022-08-18 7:03:03 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Beyond the obvious WTF... I mean I know there's a lot of shiat for sale out there, nearly everything if you know who to talk to.  But you can just buy random human bits on FACEBOOK FARKING MESSENGER?  I mean, seriously?  I had sorta hoped for that level of psycho farkery you'd at least need some mysterious shady dude with a voice modulator and behind 7 Boxxies or something


There's (or was) that art galley that the exhibits were made of cadavers.
They posed them and I believe encased them in plaster.

Pretty gruesome.
 
2022-08-18 7:04:31 PM  

Nick el Ass: According to a criminal complaint, those parts included brains, a heart, kidney, spleen, livers, lungs


That's just offal

(am I foinfing this right?)
 
2022-08-18 7:06:01 PM  

maudibjr: When Amish go bad


The Amish ARE bad.
 
2022-08-18 7:27:31 PM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: maudibjr: When Amish go bad

The Amish ARE bad.


They treat women, children, and animals horribly.
 
2022-08-18 7:33:00 PM  

JustHereForThePics: KC Dutchman: I'll bet it cost him an arm and a leg

He was just trying to get a head in this world.


Some guys will do anything to get a leg up on the competition.
 
2022-08-18 7:33:03 PM  

Trik: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Beyond the obvious WTF... I mean I know there's a lot of shiat for sale out there, nearly everything if you know who to talk to.  But you can just buy random human bits on FACEBOOK FARKING MESSENGER?  I mean, seriously?  I had sorta hoped for that level of psycho farkery you'd at least need some mysterious shady dude with a voice modulator and behind 7 Boxxies or something

There's (or was) that art galley that the exhibits were made of cadavers.
They posed them and I believe encased them in plaster.

Pretty gruesome.


Apparently there's more than one these days.
Big money in corpse abuse I guess.
 
2022-08-18 7:42:17 PM  

atomic-age: ViolentEastCoastCity: maudibjr: When Amish go bad

The Amish ARE bad.

They treat women, children, and animals horribly.


Hey! Whatever that sheep said is a lie!
 
2022-08-18 8:13:04 PM  
/weird story bro

The main reason I got a promotion at a former job is the same reason the company was on the banned list for New York New York.

So the team before me who did the surgical dissection courses made two mistakes. First they didn't book a surgery/training facility where a shiatload of human heads would be normal and second they didn't take the time to properly thaw them.

Instead they dumped them (in the packaging at least) into a garbage can filled with warm water in a ballroom at NYNY.

Now the NYNY staff made the mistake of not checking who was in the ballroom before they walked a prospective wedding couple into it, but our staff was probably more to blame for the mental breakdown that woman had at seeing two people stirring a cauldron of human heads in the place dhe imagined doing her first dance as a married woman.

So I got the job with one rule; never again.

Really it was peanuts to use proper training facilities and properly handle and respect the gift of those people.

/wsb
 
2022-08-18 8:18:21 PM  

NathanAllen: /weird story bro

The main reason I got a promotion at a former job is the same reason the company was on the banned list for New York New York.

So the team before me who did the surgical dissection courses made two mistakes. First they didn't book a surgery/training facility where a shiatload of human heads would be normal and second they didn't take the time to properly thaw them.

Instead they dumped them (in the packaging at least) into a garbage can filled with warm water in a ballroom at NYNY.

Now the NYNY staff made the mistake of not checking who was in the ballroom before they walked a prospective wedding couple into it, but our staff was probably more to blame for the mental breakdown that woman had at seeing two people stirring a cauldron of human heads in the place dhe imagined doing her first dance as a married woman.

So I got the job with one rule; never again.

Really it was peanuts to use proper training facilities and properly handle and respect the gift of those people.

/wsb


Coulda been worse - she coulda known some of the heads in the can while they were alive

/"I only wish only Bernie had lived long enou... <spies the heads> ... nnn...N..nnnNNNNNNUNCLE BERNIE!?!?!?   AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
//you'd be paying shrink bills until the end of time
///you'd never be able to get ahead
 
2022-08-18 8:19:40 PM  
He better not have intercepted my kidney before it get examined to see what kind of tumor it was.

/getting my surgical staples removed tomorrow.
//4 incisions with the longest having about 14 staples, shortest 3, about 25 in totals.
///a bit apprehensive, first time I've had steel staples in me.
 
2022-08-18 8:28:54 PM  

talkertopc: He better not have intercepted my kidney before it get examined to see what kind of tumor it was.

/getting my surgical staples removed tomorrow.
//4 incisions with the longest having about 14 staples, shortest 3, about 25 in totals.
///a bit apprehensive, first time I've had steel staples in me.


They'll just run you through a copy machine, set it to pull the staples and re-collate you
 
2022-08-18 8:37:01 PM  
I bet it took forever to pick him out of a lineup.
 
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