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(NYPost)   Elf on the Shelf with Barbie Doll stripper girls?   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Human sexual behavior, Sexual harassment, Bullying, Charles Guria, Sex crimes, DOI Commissioner Jocelyn Strauber, former prosecutors, Sexual intercourse  
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4898 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Aug 2022 at 6:50 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-18 6:26:50 PM  
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2022-08-18 6:45:24 PM  
Either he or his tailor should be charged with criminal negligence for wearing and/or making that grey suit.
 
2022-08-18 6:53:07 PM  

brap: Either he or his tailor should be charged with criminal negligence for wearing and/or making that grey suit.


So I'm not the only one who had questions about the suit.
 
2022-08-18 6:53:56 PM  

brap: Either he or his tailor should be charged with criminal negligence for wearing and/or making that grey suit.


That suit came pre frumpled
 
2022-08-18 7:01:13 PM  
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He forgot his hands.
 
2022-08-18 7:02:32 PM  
The suit looks like it was tailored when he had an extra 100 lbs on him.
 
2022-08-18 7:05:29 PM  

king of vegas: The suit looks like it was tailored when he had an extra 100 lbs on him.


Contstant sexual harassment apparently burns a lot of calories
 
2022-08-18 7:17:16 PM  
Lets hear it for whore in  the drawer
 
2022-08-18 7:23:41 PM  
Ok I didn't event click on the article - direct to thread.
I don't know why you have my attention, but you do, Some sort of cheat code into my psyche.
 
2022-08-18 7:27:24 PM  
Christ, doesn't anyone ever vett government executive job prospects anymore?
 
2022-08-18 7:28:59 PM  

maudibjr: brap: Either he or his tailor should be charged with criminal negligence for wearing and/or making that grey suit.

That suit came pre frumpled


Yeah, from stripping off the fat guy he mugged for it earlier
 
2022-08-18 7:38:53 PM  
I could use $170,000 a year.
But I don't want to have to do anything for it.
Guess that makes me a millennial or z'er.

I just want to post belfies all day on twitter and instagram.
And be an influencer at night.
 
2022-08-18 8:05:38 PM  
Come one farkers, if there was ever a time to play around with Craiyon for something...

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2022-08-18 8:08:30 PM  

brap: Either he or his tailor should be charged with criminal negligence for wearing and/or making that grey suit.


Hides the lingerie, bustles, and hip pads he wears on court days.
 
2022-08-18 8:19:17 PM  
Had no idea that Barbie or Skipper were in to pole dancing.
 
2022-08-18 8:50:44 PM  
I like all the racists in any NY POST article's comment section. They always have the most upvotes. They know who their market is lol
 
2022-08-18 9:02:04 PM  
Maybe he just went into the blue again, after the money was gone.  Once in his lifetime.
 
2022-08-18 9:29:44 PM  
Tom Selleck sighs dramatically
 
2022-08-18 9:33:31 PM  

Petey4335: Come one farkers, if there was ever a time to play around with Craiyon for something...

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2022-08-18 9:42:39 PM  

Alaskan Yoda: Tom Selleck sighs dramatically


No. He doesn't. That reverse mortgage isn't going to pay for itself, goddammit!!!
 
2022-08-18 9:53:28 PM  

fatalvenom: Alaskan Yoda: Tom Selleck sighs dramatically

No. He doesn't. That reverse mortgage isn't going to pay for itself, goddammit!!!


😝
 
2022-08-18 10:06:32 PM  
Is this where we post Barbie memes?

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2022-08-18 10:17:18 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Is this where we post Barbie memes?

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That's a bunch of... well - err - actually it's not entirely inaccurate
 
2022-08-18 10:41:24 PM  
Everyone wants to be Hunter Biden now.
 
2022-08-18 10:45:54 PM  
It's all good. Ken still thinks he is living the good life with his blackjack and cocaine.
 
2022-08-18 11:58:05 PM  

Trik: Petey4335: Come one farkers, if there was ever a time to play around with Craiyon for something...

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This is why Skynet wants to kill us, guys. It learned by watching us.

You too, Petey4335.
 
2022-08-19 12:25:36 AM  
Just one look at him and you can tell he's a weasel. Got the molestache and the whole vibe.
 
2022-08-19 12:27:18 AM  
The craziest thing is this guy might have skated if not for the investigative journalism of *hork* THE NYPOST.
For over a decade: «"It's not even an open secret, it's just open. He's one of the most notorious harassers in any DA office in the city."
On Thursday, Guria issued a blanket denial of the allegations and his lawyer begged The Post not to publish the story, saying it could have "earth-shattering consequences."»

Seriously, RTFA; it's bananas what this guy got away with, and how the NYPD tripped over themselves walking back his appointment.
 
2022-08-19 12:35:50 AM  
I present you with the CENSORED Barbie stuff.
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2022-08-19 1:58:06 AM  
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2022-08-19 2:04:22 AM  

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Hey man, I think that those chicks are checking out your buns
 
2022-08-19 6:16:15 AM  
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2022-08-19 8:27:44 AM  
My wife and I transformed a Barbie into a GILF on the Shelf doll one Christmas.

It is hard to age a barbie doll.
 
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