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(SB Nation)   Rugby player suspended for giving out UFIAs. "It's a disgusting tactic, but it happens"   (sbnation.com) divider line
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2022-08-18 4:49:40 PM  
Ewww.
 
2022-08-18 6:25:36 PM  
How long did he wait to sniff it?
 
2022-08-18 6:25:44 PM  
Oil check still perfectly fine.

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2022-08-18 6:36:46 PM  
Subby finds sexual assault giggity.

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/why yes, I AM super fun at parties!
//thank you for asking
///jk not invited to any parties
 
2022-08-18 6:39:06 PM  
Rugby league.  Awful in every way.
 
2022-08-18 6:55:56 PM  
Obligatory:

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2022-08-18 7:01:13 PM  
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Daddy! Teacher says whenever a bell rings, a rugby player is getting fingered in the ass!
 
2022-08-18 7:05:30 PM  
Turd Burglars.  South park was right!
 
2022-08-18 7:10:55 PM  
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2022-08-18 7:48:42 PM  
Did he at least have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around ?
 
2022-08-18 8:10:33 PM  

virulent_loser: Subby finds sexual assault giggity.

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/why yes, I AM super fun at parties!
//thank you for asking
///jk not invited to any parties


FYI, you're cool and all, so consider this a standing invite to any party I have.

/I never have parties because I'm lame
 
2022-08-18 8:12:17 PM  

Stud Gerbil: Did he at least have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around ?


The funniest thing in Full Metal Jacket was when Kubrick stopped filming Ermey's rant to ask what a reach around was.
 
2022-08-18 9:11:33 PM  

KingKauff: virulent_loser: Subby finds sexual assault giggity.

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/why yes, I AM super fun at parties!
//thank you for asking
///jk not invited to any parties

FYI, you're cool and all, so consider this a standing invite to any party I have.

/I never have parties because I'm lame


oh, well, thank you. :)
...unless by "cool" you mean "John Oliver saying 'cool'"? which would make me :( instead but be more accurate.

/I never have parties either
//because I'm so introverted as to be a social black hole
///also because I'm lame
 
2022-08-18 9:17:06 PM  

KingKauff: Stud Gerbil: Did he at least have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around ?

The funniest thing in Full Metal Jacket was when Kubrick stopped filming Ermey's rant to ask what a reach around was.


did not know that.   I'm surprised he had the balls to stop Ermey.
 
2022-08-18 9:45:00 PM  
A pox upon him.
 
2022-08-18 9:49:14 PM  
John Hopoate, paging John Hopoate to the maroon courtesy phone...
 
2022-08-18 10:17:06 PM  

Stud Gerbil: KingKauff: Stud Gerbil: Did he at least have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around ?

The funniest thing in Full Metal Jacket was when Kubrick stopped filming Ermey's rant to ask what a reach around was.

did not know that.   I'm surprised he had the balls to stop Ermey.


This may surprise you more: after it was explained what it was, Kubrick pretty much gave him carte blanche.
 
2022-08-18 10:44:06 PM  
Grown men acting like children. Cheating like this is such bullshiat amateurish tactics that should have been washed out before they got out of school let alone became pros. How does this crap keep happening?
 
2022-08-19 2:21:25 AM  

virulent_loser: Subby finds sexual assault giggity.

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/why yes, I AM super fun at parties!
//thank you for asking
///jk not invited to any parties


These are people that make beer fountains from three arse cracks and a mouth. An UFIA is the least of their worries.
 
2022-08-19 2:51:15 AM  

groverpm: virulent_loser: Subby finds sexual assault giggity.

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/why yes, I AM super fun at parties!
//thank you for asking
///jk not invited to any parties

These are people that make beer fountains from three arse cracks and a mouth. An UFIA is the least of their worries.


I don't know what that is, but I'm ok with that.
 
2022-08-19 11:41:32 AM  

knbwhite: groverpm: virulent_loser: Subby finds sexual assault giggity.

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/why yes, I AM super fun at parties!
//thank you for asking
///jk not invited to any parties

These are people that make beer fountains from three arse cracks and a mouth. An UFIA is the least of their worries.

I don't know what that is, but I'm ok with that.


You know how a champagne fountain works? Glasses stacked in a pyramid, then the champagne is poured into the apex glass, it overflows cascading into the glasses below. Well, a beer fountain is similar, made with three men stacked so that their bare arses are inline one above the other cracks lined up. Somebody lies on the ground below the arses and somebody pours beer down the first arse crack which then flows down the second and third arse cracks and into the mouth of the person on the floor. It may end with somebody trying to shove the bottleneck up one of the arses. Also works with champagne but I've only seen it done with beer. It's the sort of thing rugby players do.
 
2022-08-19 12:25:43 PM  
Prosecute these guys for sexual assault. It'll stop in a farking hurry.
 
2022-08-19 12:56:38 PM  

groverpm: knbwhite: groverpm: virulent_loser: Subby finds sexual assault giggity.

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/why yes, I AM super fun at parties!
//thank you for asking
///jk not invited to any parties

These are people that make beer fountains from three arse cracks and a mouth. An UFIA is the least of their worries.

I don't know what that is, but I'm ok with that.

You know how a champagne fountain works? Glasses stacked in a pyramid, then the champagne is poured into the apex glass, it overflows cascading into the glasses below. Well, a beer fountain is similar, made with three men stacked so that their bare arses are inline one above the other cracks lined up. Somebody lies on the ground below the arses and somebody pours beer down the first arse crack which then flows down the second and third arse cracks and into the mouth of the person on the floor. It may end with somebody trying to shove the bottleneck up one of the arses. Also works with champagne but I've only seen it done with beer. It's the sort of thing rugby players do.


Definitely witnessed an anal chug or two in my time.
 
2022-08-19 6:24:59 PM  

groverpm: knbwhite: groverpm: virulent_loser: Subby finds sexual assault giggity.

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/why yes, I AM super fun at parties!
//thank you for asking
///jk not invited to any parties

These are people that make beer fountains from three arse cracks and a mouth. An UFIA is the least of their worries.

I don't know what that is, but I'm ok with that.

You know how a champagne fountain works? Glasses stacked in a pyramid, then the champagne is poured into the apex glass, it overflows cascading into the glasses below. Well, a beer fountain is similar, made with three men stacked so that their bare arses are inline one above the other cracks lined up. Somebody lies on the ground below the arses and somebody pours beer down the first arse crack which then flows down the second and third arse cracks and into the mouth of the person on the floor. It may end with somebody trying to shove the bottleneck up one of the arses. Also works with champagne but I've only seen it done with beer. It's the sort of thing rugby players do.


I can't get behind that.
 
2022-08-20 3:19:55 AM  

knbwhite: groverpm: knbwhite: groverpm: virulent_loser: Subby finds sexual assault giggity.

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/why yes, I AM super fun at parties!
//thank you for asking
///jk not invited to any parties

These are people that make beer fountains from three arse cracks and a mouth. An UFIA is the least of their worries.

I don't know what that is, but I'm ok with that.

You know how a champagne fountain works? Glasses stacked in a pyramid, then the champagne is poured into the apex glass, it overflows cascading into the glasses below. Well, a beer fountain is similar, made with three men stacked so that their bare arses are inline one above the other cracks lined up. Somebody lies on the ground below the arses and somebody pours beer down the first arse crack which then flows down the second and third arse cracks and into the mouth of the person on the floor. It may end with somebody trying to shove the bottleneck up one of the arses. Also works with champagne but I've only seen it done with beer. It's the sort of thing rugby players do.

I can't get behind that.


You're supposed to get under it, silly.
 
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