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(YardBarker)   Well, why would he? The NFL barely slapped his wrist (on his non-throwing arm)   (yardbarker.com) divider line
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717 clicks; posted to Sports » on 18 Aug 2022 at 5:29 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-18 3:42:40 PM  
I'm beginning to think Deshaun Watson has gone to Trump University. Deny all wrongdoings no matter what, use women for your sexual proclivities no matter if they're into or not, surround yourself with a bunch of nonsensical douchebag yes-men like Rusty Harden or Rudy Guillani, and always wear orange.

Hopefully, the FBI can take down Watson next after they're done in Mar-a-Lago.
 
2022-08-18 6:42:09 PM  
Straight Outta Wells Branch:

Hopefully, the FBI can take down Watson next after they're done in Mar-a-Lago.

Why wait that long when TJ Watt can do it in week 18 at no extra cost or effort?
 
2022-08-18 7:10:46 PM  
Huh?  Mongo no understand headline.
 
2022-08-18 7:30:40 PM  
So based on the Browns, I assume they suck for 11 weeks, then go like 4-2 with him to wreck draft position but build up for next year. Then he bombs in his first big money contract year and they go 5-12 or 6-11.
 
2022-08-18 7:34:36 PM  

EasilyDistracted: Huh?  Mongo no understand headline.


I'm guessing the link no longer links to what the link linked when subby linked it.
 
2022-08-18 7:38:01 PM  
After letting Tyson back into the ring after biting off an opponent's ear, we already knew that pro sports has no bottom line. Well, maybe a bottom knee...
 
2022-08-18 7:38:48 PM  

Social Justice Warlock: EasilyDistracted: Huh?  Mongo no understand headline.

I'm guessing the link no longer links to what the link linked when subby linked it.


Yo dog
 
2022-08-18 7:50:55 PM  
You want the feds to take down the Browns, you better start at the top and work your way down.
 
2022-08-18 7:52:47 PM  

TheManofPA: So based on the Browns, I assume they suck for 11 weeks, then go like 4-2 with him to wreck draft position but build up for next year. Then he bombs in his first big money contract year and they go 5-12 or 6-11.


Thanks to him they have no draft position until like...2026
 
2022-08-18 8:18:21 PM  

TheManofPA: So based on the Browns, I assume they suck for 11 weeks, then go like 4-2 with him to wreck draft position but build up for next year. Then he bombs in his first big money contract year and they go 5-12 or 6-11.


I think he's going to see how bad the Browns record is, see how little he's getting paid this year due to the way they structured his contract, and will then refuse to suit up for the last six games.
 
2022-08-18 8:24:22 PM  

Social Justice Warlock: EasilyDistracted: Huh?  Mongo no understand headline.

I'm guessing the link no longer links to what the link linked when subby linked it.


What part of "Two Tigers make 247Sports' preseason true freshman All-American team" don't you understand?

/cause if you do, explain it to me
 
2022-08-18 8:35:43 PM  

mcmnky: Social Justice Warlock: EasilyDistracted: Huh?  Mongo no understand headline.

I'm guessing the link no longer links to what the link linked when subby linked it.

What part of "Two Tigers make 247Sports' preseason true freshman All-American team" don't you understand?

/cause if you do, explain it to me


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2022-08-18 8:47:35 PM  

Social Justice Warlock: mcmnky: Social Justice Warlock: EasilyDistracted: Huh?  Mongo no understand headline.

I'm guessing the link no longer links to what the link linked when subby linked it.

What part of "Two Tigers make 247Sports' preseason true freshman All-American team" don't you understand?

/cause if you do, explain it to me

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2022-08-18 8:52:25 PM  

EasilyDistracted: Huh?  Mongo no understand headline.


Yahoo changed the content of the article, but not the url.

Very odd
 
2022-08-18 9:15:04 PM  
Fark loves unions.  They are awesome.  They fought to keep Watson on the field with the shortest suspension possible.
 
2022-08-18 9:46:39 PM  
Take some time away from the NFL until they clean up their act a bit.
 
2022-08-18 9:53:22 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Fark loves unions.  They are awesome.  They fought to keep Watson on the field with the shortest suspension possible.


No one said unions were perfect. They also protect cops who kill people. But unless you're a business owner, or a person who licks rich people taint hoping some of their essence with transfer over, you should like unions
 
2022-08-18 11:09:48 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: I'm beginning to think Deshaun Watson has gone to Trump University. Deny all wrongdoings no matter what, use women for your sexual proclivities no matter if they're into or not, surround yourself with a bunch of nonsensical douchebag yes-men like Rusty Harden or Rudy Guillani, and always wear orange.

Hopefully, the FBI can take down Watson next after they're done in Mar-a-Lago.


He said he went to Clemson not Trump U. But you know how those Republicans will lie about anything
 
2022-08-19 1:45:58 AM  

TDWCom29: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Fark loves unions.  They are awesome.  They fought to keep Watson on the field with the shortest suspension possible.

No one said unions were perfect. They also protect cops who kill people. But unless you're a business owner, or a person who licks rich people taint hoping some of their essence with transfer over, you should like unions


Unions are like democracy.  They aren't perfect, but all of the alternatives are worse.

/ paraphrasing that from something I read somehwere
// can't for the life of me remember where
/// apologies to any farker I may have stolen that from
 
2022-08-19 7:32:16 AM  
It's not his fault. That's just the culture he was brought up in. He was raised to believe this kind of behavior was ok.

We're talking about Michael Vick yeah?
 
2022-08-19 12:23:51 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: I'm beginning to think Deshaun Watson has gone to Trump University. Deny all wrongdoings no matter what....


There's zero incentive for him to be anything but....   The people who revile him, aren't gonna change their mind if he broke down in shame.   In fact, thats when they attack even harder.     There is no appeasing the woke mob, by the very definition.    If he was suspended 1 year, they would say it should've been 2 years... If it had been 2 years, they would say it should it shoulda been life. 

I'm not commenting on the severity of what he did or didn't.... Just that if people choose to be against you, nothing will change their mind. 

Look at Kevin Spacey verses Sylvester Stallone.  Both men were accused in the MeToo movement.   Spacey, rather than deny, handled it weirdly and came out as gay.... Stallone, on the other hand, simply said, "Never happened", and never addressed it again.     Had Spacey done that, he'd still be working, and if Stallone acknowledged it, he'd be cancelled like Spacey.
 
2022-08-19 10:40:55 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Fark loves unions.  They are awesome.  They fought to keep Watson on the field with the shortest suspension possible.


The problem with unions is they defend members without regard to guilt.
 
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