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(SFGate)   Guy who was famous for a weekend in Vegas downgraded to Napa   (sfgate.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Felony, Britney Spears' ex-husband Jason Alexander, Sheriff, Misdemeanor, Police, Warrant, Crime, Constable  
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1745 clicks; posted to Entertainment » and Main » on 18 Aug 2022 at 1:20 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-18 11:50:21 AM  
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2022-08-18 11:54:23 AM  
 Napa is actually a huge upgrade, Subby.
 
2022-08-18 11:56:46 AM  
Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
 
2022-08-18 12:51:08 PM  
When you mess with the wrong entourage and they tell the police "Yes, find all his crimes."
 
2022-08-18 1:28:44 PM  
...she noticed a $2,000 bracelet was missing,"
Wofford said. Alexander allegedly stole the bracelet from a woman he was renting a room from and sold it for $180 at a Vallejo pawnshop
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Pawnshops. Rudely informing people of the real value of their jewelry for, well, a long time now.
 
2022-08-18 1:30:16 PM  
That piece of shiat has f*ck-all to do with Britney presently. Why is her name being associated with him?
 
2022-08-18 1:31:51 PM  

Bslim: That piece of shiat has f*ck-all to do with Britney presently. Why is her name being associated with him?


Because otherwise no one would know who he is. But the question then becomes why should we know who he is any more than any other common criminal?
 
2022-08-18 1:32:55 PM  

Bslim: That piece of shiat has f*ck-all to do with Britney presently. Why is her name being associated with him?


Are you implying that we should leave Britney alone?
 
2022-08-18 1:33:14 PM  

Bslim: That piece of shiat has f*ck-all to do with Britney presently. Why is her name being associated with him?


Because nobody would know who he is if he hadn't been married to Britney, and calling him "Britney Spears' ex-husband" generates more clicks. Where do you think you are right now?
 
2022-08-18 1:34:27 PM  

Bslim: That piece of shiat has f*ck-all to do with Britney presently. Why is her name being associated with him?


Because he is her ex-husband and once and ex-husband, always an ex-husband. Even if it was only for 55 hours.

\Damn that woman's life was farked up.
\\Really hope the above really is in the past tense.
 
2022-08-18 2:24:02 PM  

Bslim: That piece of shiat has f*ck-all to do with Britney presently. Why is her name being associated with him?


Maybe the part where he broke into her home and tried to crash her recent wedding?
 
2022-08-18 3:01:22 PM  
One can have a couple dozens of drunken weekends of possibly regrettable sex and no one will make fun of you or even judge you  But you have ONE WEEKEND banging a drunken Britney Spears in Las Vegas and you'll be forever known as "Britney Spears' ex husband of 55 hours".

Man, he peaked too early. It reminds me of the Dave Chappelle bit on Michael Jackson's accusers. NSFW because it's Dave Chappelle.

Dave Chappelle | Michael Jackson | Sticks & Stones
Youtube DhRGt0YuP9c
 
2022-08-18 4:12:26 PM  
Well, you can take the man out of the trailer court...

/you get the rest
 
2022-08-18 4:38:05 PM  
Second brief shot at fame when English tourist asked if he was that Robbie Williams
 
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