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(Vice)   Early contender for Pulitzer consideration emerges as one intrepid reporter armed with just a photo of a man stuck in an outhouse manages to dig up the backstory, the state wildlife officials involved, and the scene of the crime: the Big Hole   (vice.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Toilet, Outhouse, Toilets, pit toilet, vault toilet, Gallatin County, Montana, public lands, Google Image search results  
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2578 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Aug 2022 at 12:50 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-18 12:53:05 PM  
If you drop your phone into a vault toilet just let it go, cause man, it's gone.
 
2022-08-18 12:54:10 PM  
Toilet Man is R. Kelly's alter ego
 
2022-08-18 12:54:59 PM  
What a crappy situation.
 
2022-08-18 12:56:14 PM  
We got this.

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2022-08-18 12:56:53 PM  
Side stories:

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2022-08-18 12:57:57 PM  

fiddlehead: Side stories:

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Well, the site is called "Vice" after all.
 
2022-08-18 12:58:09 PM  
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2022-08-18 12:59:58 PM  
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2022-08-18 1:00:26 PM  
Persons stuck in slatted chairs only get a Grammy for best vocal traditional vocal performance by a male..
 
2022-08-18 1:07:40 PM  

Walker: If you drop your phone into a vault toilet just let it go, cause man, it's gone.


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2022-08-18 1:08:41 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Persons stuck in slatted chairs only get a Grammy for best vocal traditional vocal performance by a male..


...with his breakout hit "A Little Help Please?" from his debut album, I'm Dying Up Here.
 
2022-08-18 1:09:38 PM  
Some of his friends call him Slumdog, others call him Schindler.
 
2022-08-18 1:10:26 PM  

fiddlehead: Side stories:

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2022-08-18 1:12:28 PM  
Phone is a couple years old?  Use it as an excuse to upgrade and hopefully you have your pictures backed up somewhere. Remember to remotely brick the phone though, it might not work but it's worth trying.

$1000 completely waterproof phone?  Get a pool net and have somebody call your phone while you go fishing.
 
2022-08-18 1:12:47 PM  
Gotta admit, that story delivered all the way until the end. I have never wanted to discover the location of an outhouse so badly.
 
2022-08-18 1:13:19 PM  

Slypork: fiddlehead: Side stories:

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Welp; there's the last bit of evidence I need that the internet has failed us all.
 
2022-08-18 1:17:55 PM  
"Bad Stuff Happens in the Bathroom" - Bob's Burgers S6E19 (Stuck on the Toilet Song)
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2022-08-18 1:19:10 PM  

Slypork: fiddlehead: Side stories:

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Smart Pipe | Infomercials | Adult Swim
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2022-08-18 1:19:16 PM  

carkiller: Slypork: fiddlehead: Side stories:

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Welp; there's the last bit of evidence I need that the internet has failed us all.


The article was very informative.

FTA: "Each user of the toilet is identified through their fingerprint and the distinctive features of their anoderm," the researchers write, "and the data are securely stored and analysed in an encrypted cloud server." The anoderm is the scientific word for your asshole-skin, entomologically a combination of "anus," and "derm," or skin.

They also talk about "analprint recognition". Personally I feel all the richer for having learned about anoderms and analprint recognition. I think this technology was used on the footage from January 6.
 
2022-08-18 1:19:42 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Persons stuck in slatted chairs only get a Grammy for best vocal traditional vocal performance by a male..


Is that a part of the "Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word, or Barbershop Album of the Year" category?
 
2022-08-18 1:20:29 PM  
First you tell the dude to hold on, because you have to set up a multi-camera rig, and test the lighting and sound. Then he has to agree to and perform an interview segment, sign the release form, and only then do you give him the camp chair to climb out.
 
2022-08-18 1:22:26 PM  

noitsnot: First you tell the dude to hold on, because you have to set up a multi-camera rig, and test the lighting and sound. Then he has to agree to and perform an interview segment, sign the release form, and only then do you give him the camp chair to climb out.


Also, he's required to refer to the waste chamber as the "Trump Organization Home Office".
 
2022-08-18 1:23:43 PM  
Not yet?
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2022-08-18 1:24:20 PM  
Montana is, after all, the Big Hole state.
 
2022-08-18 1:25:39 PM  
I hope all this publicity doesn't interfere with my hobby of placing wallets overflowing with movie prop money into vault toilets. I'd hate for people to miss out on the fun of fishing them out.
 
2022-08-18 1:26:19 PM  
Man. The Mark of The Beast. It seems so simple now.
 
2022-08-18 1:28:25 PM  
Hell they gave Obama a Pulitzer award for accomplishing nothing except being elected. A Pulitzer prize for a outhouse full of shiat seem appropriate.
 
2022-08-18 1:29:56 PM  
Holy shiatsnacks!
 
2022-08-18 1:44:00 PM  

BeotchPudding: Hell they gave Obama a Pulitzer award for accomplishing nothing except being elected. A Pulitzer prize for a outhouse full of shiat seem appropriate.

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JFK got the Pulitzer. Obama was given the Nobel Peace prize. Of course that prize went out the window when it never gave one to Gandhi but gave one to Kissinger.
 
2022-08-18 1:48:20 PM  

BeotchPudding: Hell they gave Obama a Pulitzer award for accomplishing nothing except being elected. A Pulitzer prize for a outhouse full of shiat seem appropriate.


Made up shiat is made up

Now back to the important part. Imagine getting a tech job and your task is to write asshole identification software.
 
2022-08-18 2:02:50 PM  
Oh no, not the Bog of Eternal Stench!!
 
2022-08-18 2:29:47 PM  
Jennifer Jason Leigh (The Hudsucker Proxy)
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2022-08-18 3:08:42 PM  

Slypork: fiddlehead: Side stories:

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I wonder why its important why your toilet knows who's pooping. Maybe it has an app that tracks when you go to the toilet?
 
2022-08-18 3:35:16 PM  

BeotchPudding: Hell they gave Obama a Pulitzer award for accomplishing nothing except being elected. A Pulitzer prize for a outhouse full of shiat seem appropriate.


And Rush Limbaugh got the medal of freedom for raping little boys.
 
2022-08-18 4:13:11 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: Slypork: fiddlehead: Side stories:

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I wonder why its important why your toilet knows who's pooping. Maybe it has an app that tracks when you go to the toilet?


Maybe you're a very particular person and you don't want just any asshole using your toilet.
 
2022-08-18 4:18:23 PM  
Strong fishing magnet on a cord, pair of gloves, easy-peasy. No muck diving required.
 
2022-08-18 4:21:41 PM  
Good to see investigative journalism alive and well.
 
2022-08-18 5:37:02 PM  

ZMugg: Mr. Shabooboo: Persons stuck in slatted chairs only get a Grammy for best vocal traditional vocal performance by a male..

Is that a part of the "Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word, or Barbershop Album of the Year" category?


It's just one of the ones they hand out at a gathering in the back of Denny's the Tuesday before the
big show...
 
2022-08-18 8:37:50 PM  
The big story this Summer at the fishing camp in Canada was about the outfitter guest who decided to drink his coffee and shiat in the outhouse, at keast until a bear snatched his stinky ass.

One of his friends shot the bear with the cabin gun, they got on the sat phone and the guy who had been mauled had a couple hours to think about his life decisions up to that point.
 
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