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2022-08-18 10:15:00 AM  
A payment of 1 million rubles ($16,500) will be given to Russian mothers once the 10th child turns one, if all 10 have survived.

I don't know much about the economics of Russia but if it's anything like the US, I think it costs a little more than that to raise a kid, Especially if like five of them were just to make it to ten.
 
2022-08-18 10:22:49 AM  
JFC, it's a vagina, not a clown car!
 
2022-08-18 10:23:22 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: JFC, it's a vagina, not a clown car!


It's a Russian nesting doll.
 
2022-08-18 10:25:54 AM  
It can be done
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2022-08-18 10:27:02 AM  
In an attempt to relieve the population crisis in Russia, the Kremlin has also focused on promoting traditional values.

Why do authoritarians always do literally anything but the right thing?
 
2022-08-18 10:27:37 AM  
Of course, the older of the 10 will be drafted and sent off as cannon fodder.  It's a game where you'll never get to 10 even if you produce 200 children.  For way less than $16,000, a Russian soldier could be bribed to take out a fellow.   The $16,000 is based on some fictitious exchange rate.  The actual rate in nine months will be way less.
 
2022-08-18 10:28:39 AM  
Oh, subby.  Putin wouldn't wait till these kids are 18.  This is his 2030 strategy, tops.

/hopefully he'll be long gone from this plane of existence by 2040
//and 2030
///and 2023
 
2022-08-18 10:29:20 AM  
Russia might not have a demographic crisis if:

1.  It's brightest young people didn't leave as soon as they are able to escape the kleptocracy,
2.  It's young women weren't seeking foreigners to help them escape the kleptocracy.
3.  It's kleptocracy was capable of attracting immigrants besides migrant workers from Belarus and Moldova
 
2022-08-18 10:29:39 AM  
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2022-08-18 10:30:20 AM  
In an attempt to relieve the population crisis in Russia, the Kremlin has also focused on promoting traditional values.

Do you know what else helps the population crisis in Russia?  Not sending people off to be killed in war.

/sadly, I expect Russia has a 'rape Ukrainian women fleeing the war' policy to increase the Russian population
//no Republicans, this isn't a viable policy for white women in the U.S.
 
2022-08-18 10:31:36 AM  

elgrancerdo: It can be done
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2022-08-18 10:36:40 AM  
If they send the current crop we'll lose most of Fark's worst trolls. But nothing of value would be lost.
 
2022-08-18 10:39:02 AM  
"Russian warship President Pravitel: Go fark yourself. And stop making us farking fark all the time." - Russian women
 
2022-08-18 10:39:21 AM  

elgrancerdo: It can be done
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So, what looks like 10 kids via 9 pregnancies (not sure if twins or just very similar looking boys).  The woman is probably early/mid 30s.  The kids look like they range from <1 up to maybe 14?

..she's basically spent her entire life since age ~22-25 up to that photo being pregnant, with maybe a little bit of a break between the two oldest and then the rest of the team.  Is it possible to be addicted to being pregnant?  I've never gotten the impression that the physical sensation is particularly pleasant, but maybe the occasional woman gets like really into it?Regardless, that's gotta be a weird thing to watch unfold if you're the oldest kid.
 
2022-08-18 10:40:08 AM  

Great_Milenko: In an attempt to relieve the population crisis in Russia, the Kremlin has also focused on promoting traditional values.

Why do authoritarians always do literally anything but the right thing?


Because it's tradition.
 
2022-08-18 10:40:41 AM  
The post war boom in Russian mail order brides looking for a living man and a place to live with him that isn't Russia is going to be a demographic nail in their national coffin.

So look for a new Iron Curtain as they try to stop the population loss and start denying international travel to citizens.
 
2022-08-18 10:41:08 AM  

Walker: Prank Call of Cthulhu: JFC, it's a vagina, not a clown car!

It's a Russian nesting doll.


It's a clone car.
 
2022-08-18 10:43:15 AM  

New Rising Sun: So, what looks like 10 kids via 9 pregnancies (not sure if twins or just very similar looking boys). The woman is probably early/mid 30s. The kids look like they range from <1 up to maybe 14?


I don't know how she managed to capture the whole family holding the phone vertically.

The girl with the glasses is cute

and apparently none of them can afford shoes.
 
2022-08-18 10:44:42 AM  
Or don't have 10 kids and save way more than 16000
 
2022-08-18 10:46:28 AM  

Mugato: New Rising Sun: So, what looks like 10 kids via 9 pregnancies (not sure if twins or just very similar looking boys). The woman is probably early/mid 30s. The kids look like they range from <1 up to maybe 14?

I don't know how she managed to capture the whole family holding the phone vertically.

The girl with the glasses is cute

and apparently none of them can afford shoes.


You don't get 10 kids without being the kind of person who is barefoot in the kitchen.  This behavior is passed on to the next generation
 
2022-08-18 10:46:33 AM  

Mugato: New Rising Sun: So, what looks like 10 kids via 9 pregnancies (not sure if twins or just very similar looking boys). The woman is probably early/mid 30s. The kids look like they range from <1 up to maybe 14?

I don't know how she managed to capture the whole family holding the phone vertically.

The girl with the glasses is cute

and apparently none of them can afford shoes.


She didn't. Just about all "influencer" pics are taken with a real camera while they hold a phone to appear as though it is a mirror shot.

That's a photo of child abuse. There is no way those kids get the attention they need from their parents. Simply not enough hours in the day, even if both were unemployed.
 
2022-08-18 10:47:20 AM  

Mugato: New Rising Sun: So, what looks like 10 kids via 9 pregnancies (not sure if twins or just very similar looking boys). The woman is probably early/mid 30s. The kids look like they range from <1 up to maybe 14?

I don't know how she managed to capture the whole family holding the phone vertically.

The girl with the glasses is cute

and apparently none of them can afford shoes.


Say it ain't so, shoeless ho'!
 
2022-08-18 10:47:54 AM  

Massa Damnata: Or don't have 10 kids and save way more than 16000


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2022-08-18 10:52:22 AM  
Why wait until they are 18?
 
2022-08-18 10:54:10 AM  

Mugato: I don't know much about the economics of Russia but if it's anything like the US, I think it costs a little more than that to raise a kid, Especially if like five of them were just to make it to ten.


That's $7.64 per kid per month for all 18 years.

$7.64 is the cost of a 60-count bottle of Tums from bulksupply.com....
 
2022-08-18 10:56:37 AM  

peterquince: Mugato: I don't know much about the economics of Russia but if it's anything like the US, I think it costs a little more than that to raise a kid, Especially if like five of them were just to make it to ten.

That's $7.64 per kid per month for all 18 years.

$7.64 is the cost of a 60-count bottle of Tums from bulksupply.com....


Or fifty rotten turnips, comrade! They shall feast like boyars!
 
2022-08-18 10:57:43 AM  

Unsung_Hero: Mugato: New Rising Sun: So, what looks like 10 kids via 9 pregnancies (not sure if twins or just very similar looking boys). The woman is probably early/mid 30s. The kids look like they range from <1 up to maybe 14?

I don't know how she managed to capture the whole family holding the phone vertically.

The girl with the glasses is cute

and apparently none of them can afford shoes.

You don't get 10 kids without being the kind of person who is barefoot in the kitchen.  This behavior is passed on to the next generation


I couldn't stop myself.  I looked up her instagram.  She's swedish, and at least her instagram doesn't make any mention of religion.  It's all just "family" "mom" etc.  Oh yeah, she's pregnant with #11 right now.  I guess maybe with 300K followers, having kids for your mommy social media page is just what you do.  Sucks if you're a kid who doesn't want to constantly have your life photographed and put online.
 
2022-08-18 11:02:02 AM  
That's farking gross
 
2022-08-18 11:03:10 AM  
Somewhere between 5-6 million Russians have GTFO since Crimea sanctions started farking their econ in 2015, accelerating drastically after the sanctions got cranked to 11.

Most of these emigres are young people of working and child-bearing age. Moscow is not gonna find enough vagina clown cars among the women that stayed behind to make up for the massive exodus.

The current Russian demographic collapse is the worst it has been since the fall of the USSR. Good jerb, Putin.
 
2022-08-18 11:04:16 AM  

New Rising Sun: Unsung_Hero: Mugato: New Rising Sun: So, what looks like 10 kids via 9 pregnancies (not sure if twins or just very similar looking boys). The woman is probably early/mid 30s. The kids look like they range from <1 up to maybe 14?

I don't know how she managed to capture the whole family holding the phone vertically.

The girl with the glasses is cute

and apparently none of them can afford shoes.

You don't get 10 kids without being the kind of person who is barefoot in the kitchen.  This behavior is passed on to the next generation

I couldn't stop myself.  I looked up her instagram.  She's swedish, and at least her instagram doesn't make any mention of religion.  It's all just "family" "mom" etc.  Oh yeah, she's pregnant with #11 right now.  I guess maybe with 300K followers, having kids for your mommy social media page is just what you do.  Sucks if you're a kid who doesn't want to constantly have your life photographed and put online.


The internet was so much better before people started putting their kids all over it.
 
2022-08-18 11:05:52 AM  

Walker: Prank Call of Cthulhu: JFC, it's a vagina, not a clown car!

It's a Russian nesting doll.


I got my morning chuckle, thank you

+1
 
2022-08-18 11:06:06 AM  

Marcos P: New Rising Sun: Unsung_Hero: Mugato: New Rising Sun: So, what looks like 10 kids via 9 pregnancies (not sure if twins or just very similar looking boys). The woman is probably early/mid 30s. The kids look like they range from <1 up to maybe 14?

I don't know how she managed to capture the whole family holding the phone vertically.

The girl with the glasses is cute

and apparently none of them can afford shoes.

You don't get 10 kids without being the kind of person who is barefoot in the kitchen.  This behavior is passed on to the next generation

I couldn't stop myself.  I looked up her instagram.  She's swedish, and at least her instagram doesn't make any mention of religion.  It's all just "family" "mom" etc.  Oh yeah, she's pregnant with #11 right now.  I guess maybe with 300K followers, having kids for your mommy social media page is just what you do.  Sucks if you're a kid who doesn't want to constantly have your life photographed and put online.

The internet was so much better before people started putting their kids all over it.


The internet was so much better before people.
 
2022-08-18 11:07:45 AM  

macadamnut: Massa Damnata: Or don't have 10 kids and save way more than 16000

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2022-08-18 11:07:47 AM  

Marcos P: New Rising Sun: Unsung_Hero: Mugato: New Rising Sun: So, what looks like 10 kids via 9 pregnancies (not sure if twins or just very similar looking boys). The woman is probably early/mid 30s. The kids look like they range from <1 up to maybe 14?

I don't know how she managed to capture the whole family holding the phone vertically.

The girl with the glasses is cute

and apparently none of them can afford shoes.

You don't get 10 kids without being the kind of person who is barefoot in the kitchen.  This behavior is passed on to the next generation

I couldn't stop myself.  I looked up her instagram.  She's swedish, and at least her instagram doesn't make any mention of religion.  It's all just "family" "mom" etc.  Oh yeah, she's pregnant with #11 right now.  I guess maybe with 300K followers, having kids for your mommy social media page is just what you do.  Sucks if you're a kid who doesn't want to constantly have your life photographed and put online.

The internet was so much better before people started putting their kids all over it.


The Internet was (periodically) better prior to the onset of Eternal September.

It's been getting better and worse simultaneously ever since.
 
2022-08-18 11:08:41 AM  
Congrats Mrs. Vulumpchocovich, as you can see on your ultrasound you have a healthy and bouncing (albeit a tinier than your previous fifteen) baby cannon fodder.  Oh my, it looks like she's already crowning.  NURSE, TONGS!
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2022-08-18 11:09:01 AM  

Great_Milenko: In an attempt to relieve the population crisis in Russia, the Kremlin has also focused on promoting traditional values.

Why do authoritarians always do literally anything but the right thing?


I wonder as well. Let's ask this one. 

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2022-08-18 11:13:38 AM  

Marcos P: New Rising Sun: Unsung_Hero: Mugato: New Rising Sun: So, what looks like 10 kids via 9 pregnancies (not sure if twins or just very similar looking boys). The woman is probably early/mid 30s. The kids look like they range from <1 up to maybe 14?

I don't know how she managed to capture the whole family holding the phone vertically.

The girl with the glasses is cute

and apparently none of them can afford shoes.

You don't get 10 kids without being the kind of person who is barefoot in the kitchen.  This behavior is passed on to the next generation

I couldn't stop myself.  I looked up her instagram.  She's swedish, and at least her instagram doesn't make any mention of religion.  It's all just "family" "mom" etc.  Oh yeah, she's pregnant with #11 right now.  I guess maybe with 300K followers, having kids for your mommy social media page is just what you do.  Sucks if you're a kid who doesn't want to constantly have your life photographed and put online.

The internet was so much better before people started putting their kids all over it.


You misspelled food and gaming scores there bub.
 
2022-08-18 11:18:28 AM  

Unsung_Hero: Marcos P: New Rising Sun: Unsung_Hero: Mugato: New Rising Sun: So, what looks like 10 kids via 9 pregnancies (not sure if twins or just very similar looking boys). The woman is probably early/mid 30s. The kids look like they range from <1 up to maybe 14?

I don't know how she managed to capture the whole family holding the phone vertically.

The girl with the glasses is cute

and apparently none of them can afford shoes.

You don't get 10 kids without being the kind of person who is barefoot in the kitchen.  This behavior is passed on to the next generation

I couldn't stop myself.  I looked up her instagram.  She's swedish, and at least her instagram doesn't make any mention of religion.  It's all just "family" "mom" etc.  Oh yeah, she's pregnant with #11 right now.  I guess maybe with 300K followers, having kids for your mommy social media page is just what you do.  Sucks if you're a kid who doesn't want to constantly have your life photographed and put online.

The internet was so much better before people started putting their kids all over it.

The Internet was (periodically) better prior to the onset of Eternal September.

It's been getting better and worse simultaneously ever since.


I think it peaked somewhere in the early 2000s.  Not sure exactly what year, but somewhere in the 2000-2006 range there was a glorious intersection of "enough content to find what you want" with the right amount of active users across various places online (forums, multiplayer games, etc.) so that you were neither overwhelmed by too many nor left with nothing going on, and with a decent level of tech development for things to be fast-loading and nice to look at but not yet at the point of trying to hyper optimize everything with data science.

If I had to arbitrarily pick, I'd say like 2004-2005 was the sweet spot.  Decent connection speed (in North America anyhow), good volume of content, generally good quality content since it took effort to put up online, and a lull in advertising nonsense between sh*tty banner ads and the relentless data science driven approach we have now.  You had watchable video, good gaming, and a generally competent user base who'd been around to experience it develop while not yet having too too many n00bs mucking it up or just spamming content.
 
2022-08-18 11:19:30 AM  

Great_Milenko: In an attempt to relieve the population crisis in Russia, the Kremlin has also focused on promoting traditional values.

Why do authoritarians always do literally anything but the right thing?


Far too late anyways.
 
2022-08-18 11:24:03 AM  

Mugato: New Rising Sun: So, what looks like 10 kids via 9 pregnancies (not sure if twins or just very similar looking boys). The woman is probably early/mid 30s. The kids look like they range from <1 up to maybe 14?

I don't know how she managed to capture the whole family holding the phone vertically.

The girl with the glasses is cute

and apparently none of them can afford shoes.


Um..
Where's the exhausted yet proudly smiling Dad?

/Either he's not photogenic or he's tied and gagged hooked up
to a milking machine for his essence.
 
2022-08-18 11:38:10 AM  
I read that as "Mother Heroin" which sounds like a Velvet Underground song.
 
2022-08-18 11:50:22 AM  

InfoFreako: I read that as "Mother Heroin" which sounds like a Velvet Underground song.


That's the name of my Blind Melon/Stone Temple Pilots mashup band
 
2022-08-18 11:53:25 AM  
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2022-08-18 11:54:31 AM  

Creoena: In an attempt to relieve the population crisis in Russia, the Kremlin has also focused on promoting traditional values.

Do you know what else helps the population crisis in Russia?  Not sending people off to be killed in war.

/sadly, I expect Russia has a 'rape Ukrainian women fleeing the war' policy to increase the Russian population
//no Republicans, this isn't a viable policy for white women in the U.S.


That's specifically why they kidnapped 200,000 of them and shipped them deep into Eastern Russia.  They pretty much only take the women and girls.

Russia wants brood mares, and they're willing to get them by any means necessary.
 
2022-08-18 11:57:31 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: JFC, it's a vagina, not a clown car!


Pffft! Clearly you've never watched TLC!
 
2022-08-18 11:59:48 AM  

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If you look closely you can see the smoke caused by the dad's car peeling away from that gothic horror.
 
2022-08-18 12:02:41 PM  

Kuroshin: Creoena: In an attempt to relieve the population crisis in Russia, the Kremlin has also focused on promoting traditional values.

Do you know what else helps the population crisis in Russia?  Not sending people off to be killed in war.

/sadly, I expect Russia has a 'rape Ukrainian women fleeing the war' policy to increase the Russian population
//no Republicans, this isn't a viable policy for white women in the U.S.

That's specifically why they kidnapped 200,000 of them and shipped them deep into Eastern Russia.  They pretty much only take the women and girls.

Russia wants brood mares, and they're willing to get them by any means necessary.


Time for Zelenskyy to update the minimum terms for a cessation of conflict - return the abductees.

And I'm quite comfortable saying if Ukraine can back it up, they'd have my full support marching on Moscow to get those people back.
 
2022-08-18 12:25:31 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Prank Call of Cthulhu: JFC, it's a vagina, not a clown car!

Pffft! Clearly you've never watched TLC!


TLC presents: "Uterus Cannon"
 
2022-08-18 12:31:16 PM  
Nazis following Nazi's handbook

On August 12, 1938, Adolf Hitler institutes the Mother's Cross, to encourage German women to have more children, to be awarded each year on August 12, Hitler's mother's birthday.
 
2022-08-18 12:37:17 PM  

New Rising Sun: Is it possible to be addicted to being pregnant?  I've never gotten the impression that the physical sensation is particularly pleasant, but maybe the occasional woman gets like really into it?


Some women want as many children as they can possibly have. I don't get it, personally, but you do you.

For others, it's about the attention. When a person is pregnant, they are suddenly lavished with all kinds of things, from gifts and questions and massages and well wishes and food and and.....

They become the center of attention, and for good reason, because they are growing a human being inside their body.

But then the baby is born and all of that attention is shifted to the child.

So the easiest way to get the attention back to the person who had it before is to get pregnant again.

Or maybe, like I said, they're crazy and want 12 kids.
 
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